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RavenFellBlade , in you left this at my place
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It’s time to make some bruises, it’s time to make some welts. It’s time to get things started as I’m taking off my belt.

lugal , in Paper

Plott twist: both fall into a fountain

moon , in Choose your items

I choose unlimited wishes, take that genie

Fisch , in Fezmaxxing
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Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😡😡🤬🤬

Gork , in It's very important

Oh fuck not again

JoShmoe , in It's very important

When was the last time you had it with you? Sometimes it helps to retrace your steps.

BilboBargains , (edited ) in Choose your items

I would take the bullets without the gun and the fuel without the motorbike. Then I would proceed to tell people about these mythical machines, forming the basis of a cult, bada-bing bada-boom, take over the world.

ThrowawayPermanente , in The whole jlub was looking at jer

The Emperor walks among us today, his influence is subtle but far-reaching

thesporkeffect , in Sit up straight, damnit

Can it, spider-Dork, I’m poopin’

Dasnap , in you left this at my place
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LIKE Axel the Sot On FACEBOOK

frankspurplewings , in Fezmaxxing

Thank you for being a friend 🥹

AlgonquinHawk , in Choose your items

Take the gun, and shoot Toby 5 times.

Trainguyrom , in Fezmaxxing

Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?

Fuck Santander

NotAtWork , in When you see it, and when you see the other it.

The Once and Future Sex

Venator , in Hey guys, can I jump on the bandwagon??? JEANS, RIGHT?!?!?! HAHAHA!!!
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