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Poggervania , in The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start
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“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

Someonelemmy , in Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?

Oh no. Not again…

spudwart , in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Don’t use the isp’s router/modem, it’s terrible in general.

Toes , in Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?

Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon’s come to visit.

HawlSera , in When you let boomers run social media accounts

You fucking banned e621 in my state, all I can do is edge now

afraid_of_zombies , in When you let boomers run social media accounts

If you add “ing” to a noun it is the verb form. Thus using Edge is Edging

Corkyskog ,

I totally already use this for work and I work in a VERY serious industry… if anything it’s catching on haha

BedSharkPal , in BDSM

I still can’t believe this was a real toy that people purchased.

Catoblepas , in Some free fruit

Where I live, if a fruit tree overhangs the sidewalk then you’re allowed to take anything that overhangs, but once you reach over the property line it becomes stealing. So what this person did would be completely legal here, assuming they didn’t drive their car over the property line or something.

LillyPip , in How I cannot be worry??

Do you have a problem? Yes, I don’t have enough money for bills + food.

Can you do something about it? No, I’m on a fixed income.

Then don’t worry. Uh…

tias ,

Well, worrying about it certainly won’t do anything to improve the situation

Drewelite ,

I mean if a meteor is coming, I’m not worrying.

adam_y , in When you let boomers run social media accounts
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EmergMemeHologram , in When you let boomers run social media accounts

Are we still doing phrasing?

N0body , in Also, the doors actually open.

The horn plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

WashedOver , in Also, the doors actually open.
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I’m reminded of this older meme with the car

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/77f55164-e091-4fcc-9394-fa395468d3e3.jpeg

originalucifer , in Also, the doors actually open.
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heres to celebrating winners!

Rascabin , in Verily, I say unto thee: Be specific.

A comma would have helped

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