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OopsAllTwix ,

From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

rotkehle ,

in Germany it’s the other way around.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…the road lays a load upon you?

AFreeLarryHoover ,
@AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world avatar

Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

Pantsofmagic ,

And that mobius strip style “S” thing

GBU_28 ,

It’s called the cool S. Be respectful

Num10ck ,

i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i’d throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i’d giggle for decades about it.

thesporkeffect ,

Here I sit, all broken-hearted

nilaus ,

Thought I’d shit, but only farted

dafungusamongus ,
@dafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Tried to shit, but only farted

solsangraal ,

public unisex bathroom: “our butts have touched <3”

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

…and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!

superduperpirate ,

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

fluxion ,

I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.

GBU_28 ,

Too late, turd eater

ceenote ,

I heard it as

“In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented.”

realitista ,

Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:

“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”

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