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itsmaxyd , in It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

One time we thought that Google was a cool startup head on against corporate giant Microsoft 😔

ImplyingImplications , in His wish

Yeah…maybe it’s a good thing dogs can’t talk

alcasa ,

If they can talk they can pay rent

johndc7 ,

If they can pay rent they can get normal food

GBU_28 ,

Where are my testicles, summer?

HotsauceHurricane ,

I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL IS OUTSIDE AGAIN!

whois , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.

ass_destroyer ,

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

– Tim Berners-Lee

whois ,

wise words from ass_destroyer

Nepenthe ,
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Putting the collide in large hadron collider

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut

Crismus ,

I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.

Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.

You never knew what you were going to get.

FlyingSquid ,
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In the early 90s, when I was a teen, I accessed the internet through the computer lab, downloaded tons of porn at a higher rate, uploaded the pics to local BBSes, got a huge ratio, downloaded tons of pirated games and had lots of porn. I was a genius back then. Not so much now.

Agent641 ,

Some days it would take ten whole minutes to download a handcrafted ascii art boob.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Lemmy is, very specifically, a Reddit clone.

whois ,

You could say the same about rdrama.net

the_internet_is_for_porn , in Did You Know?

And blocked for double posting.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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It’s not a double post. I posted it in 2 different instances, sorry if that confused and bothers you. Do hope you eventually enjoy Lemmy.

Cruxifux ,

This random stranger blocked you on lemmy. Doesn’t that just ruin your day?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I’m <\3 /s

LemmyFeed ,

Why do you have to announce blocking someone?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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It makes them feel important? ¯*(ツ)*/¯

FlyingSquid ,
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I do it after I warn them I’m going to block them if they continue with the behavior that makes me inclined to block them and they continue. I think it’s fair to let them know the consequences of their behavior.

OberonSwanson ,
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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    I don’t have an alt and I didn’t block anyone in this thread. What on Earth are you talking about?

    OberonSwanson ,
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    https://i.imgur.com/Rx07514.jpg

    Dunno if this is a server issue, but it’s saying you said it.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I was talking about a hypothetical situation, not this thread.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    My bad, thought you were that guy lol. I was just blown away.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    Think I deleted comment. 👍

    FlyingSquid ,
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    No worries. Thanks!

    OberonSwanson ,
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    No problem!

    AlataOrange , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

    Sugar-hulud

    Bless the Maker and His sweetness.

    Bless the coming and going of Him.

    May His passage cleanse the world.

    May He keep the world for His people.

    ScrollerBall ,

    I must not get diabeetus.

    Diabeetus is the mind-killer.

    Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.

    I will face my insulin injection.

    I will let it pass over me and through me.

    And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.

    Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.

    Only Wilford Brimley will remain.

    gon , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
    @gon@lemmy.world avatar

    gummyverse

    Spliffman1 , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲
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    I’m so at home using Sync, like a kid with his favorite blanket

    ivanafterall , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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    Avoid the waters near Sweden while in the gummyverse, just trust me.

    LaughingFox , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲
    @LaughingFox@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t use Sync with reddit but since it’s the best one for Lemmy… Here I am! On Sync! Enjoying it!

    hactar42 , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

    Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    May I remind you, they also come in giant size.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d97964-45a3-41f6-aad5-cae24458b753.png

    hactar42 ,

    I could deal with cat size bears

    ubermeisters ,
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    we call those “racoons”

    MrSnowy ,

    Trash pandas bears

    VindictiveJudge ,
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    I would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.

    _stranger_ ,
    Akasazh ,
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    I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.

    waldschnecke ,
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  • Akasazh ,
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    Not really, my wiener will be the same size regardless of the measuring system, be it imperial, banana based or dachshund based.

    The fallic nature of the worm you just measured in dachshunds, that’s another matter entirely.

    oo1 , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

    the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.

    Gestrid , in full tank 🚗

    D:

    KindaLost , in His wish

    Yeah, around dinner time my dog whines and tries to lead you to where we keep his food. But he gets fed after the people eat and some times “around dinner time” is actually a few hours beforehand so his theatrics often go without getting what he wants straight away.

    Doesnt deter him though he just tries harder to make himself clearer. He must think we are so dense. How do we not understand? Hes being so clear! He would be very upset to find out we knew exactly what he was trying to say but were ignoring his pleas on purpose.

    solstice , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

    Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

    ICastFist ,
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    Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!

    Classy ,

    I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes

    aidan ,

    Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.

    Whoever said this said it as a joke

    solstice ,

    I’ve seen and read enough credible evidence to suggest someone out there feels this way. Even if it is a joke, things like brushing and flossing and even washing your hands after using the bathroom are controversial for a ton of people. Marketing is real important for encouraging these people to be better.

    empireOfLove ,

    I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.

    He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…

    habanhero , in I'm okay with this. It's Kenough for me.

    I’m onboard with this Kenergy.

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