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fosforus , in They forgot the LGBTQ...

The Left is right. This doesn’t make sense.

MMNT ,

You climb to the top panels and start munching.

SuckMyWang ,

You mean the right is wrong… not helpful either sorry

lseif ,

and on the right… nothing’s left… 😔

UnfortunateShort , in Wretched souls

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah kinda

HerrVorragend ,
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

… Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

cows_are_underrated ,

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

TheSlad ,

German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

9point6 , in Wretched souls

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

Valmond ,

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊

pixeltree , in What a steal

Horrifying but I kinda like em

n3m37h , in Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate

No, he is not. Just a sadistic man child

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And a rapist. Let’s not leave that out. Ever.

dependencyinjection ,

I keep seeing your username all over the place.

Just an observation.

queermunist , in Did You Know?
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

NoIWontPickaName ,

I feel like this is more akin to vaporizing sulfuric acid than Iocaine powder.

2d , in Real Love
@2d@kbin.social avatar

bacon died for you without its consent

LemmyFeed ,

That’s why it tastes so good.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey pig I’m gonna eat ya!”

The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

quindraco ,

So does broccoli.

IjonTichy , in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Ok, so this is obvious rage bait, but by pointing this out I'm making an idiot out of myself bc everyone in this thread knows that it's rage bait and just goes along, or am I overthinking this?

DaMonsterKnees ,

Friend, let’s discuss. I mean, do we suspect something sinister? Truly, I’m curious, cause before I deleted my reddit account, I noticed for years the algorithm going in a negative direction.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

The tweeter claims they spent 3k a month on their car while also spending 12k a month on uber. Think real hard and do try to take into account that this is c/shitposting.

general_kitten ,

It’s obviously because of the alcohol he cant actually drive the car

IjonTichy ,

Not helpful. Of course it's rage bait. I just want to know if I'm supposed to act like an idiot who doesn't get it to keep the rage baiting going or not. I can't tell if you (STRIKING2debate2) are actually stupid or just playing a dumbass

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a shit post. The joke is that the person included is spending cartoonish amounts on ridiculous things. Its a shitpost in a shitposting community.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

That tweeter has a blue tick. That’s all we need to know about them and their finances.

TokenBoomer , (edited ) in art

Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

Imgonnatrythis ,

Username checks out.

grue , in Next level

“Only wimps use tape backup. REAL men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.”
― Linus Torvalds

Entertainmeonly , in Choose wisely!

3 and 7 💯. I’m breaking into all the places.

kpaniz ,

Didn’t even think of a building as a container

bustrpoindextr ,

It’s just a big container

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Exactly. One power lets you see if it’s safe, and the second one teleports you into the space you know to be empty.

Squeak ,

What’s the point in breaking in if it’s empty? How empty does it need to be? Does it need to be a vacuum or does air still count as empty?

deegeese ,

Most walls are more than 7 inches thick. You’d just get stuck.

Entertainmeonly ,

Doors exist.

Karcinogen , in Good career advice

A good pirate uses a VPN and always seeds when done.

minamoog , in I'll never not want to
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her name is Aja and she likes to scream until i pet her

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/aff1e0a7-ee8a-4883-8e65-7b74c81ceeec.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hi Aja!

kittenzrulz123 ,

She deserves all the pets

angrystego ,

One of my cats gives me this kind of stare when she wants me to Pick the container up and carry her around in it.

casmael ,

This one has some serious black cat energy

Lemminary ,

What an adorable basket case! 😂

HawlSera , in Free trial has expired

You’re a monster. The pain of never having had is trivial, the pain of getting a taste and then never again, that’s horrible.

Laticauda ,

It wouldn’t give them a taste of anything though it would just be the equivalent of flashbanging them.

Kecessa ,

Imagine, you’re washing your hands after a poop, suddenly you’re able to see yourself in the mirror, it only lasts 30 seconds before you go blind again, but for the rest of your life you know… You’re one ugly motherfucker.

grayman ,

Make it worse by having it randomly return occasionally.

HessiaNerd ,

Have a timer count down in their vision. Like 100 hrs. They close their eyes and the timer pauses. They have vision for 100 hours, that’s it. Choose how to use it.

PainInTheAES ,

Nah 10 hours for free and then turn it into a subscription service. Eyeshittification!

Pika ,
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They had a movie based off that, instead of money you paid with time, hit zero and you expire

dotMonkey ,

In Time

HessiaNerd ,

I only know of that because Harlan Ellison sued them… avclub.com/harlan-ellison-drops-his-in-time-lawsu…

key , in Can someone with a newer phone tell me what emoji this is?

According to emojipedia it’s “Man with spread anus giving thumbs up”

Bonehead ,

How do you spread your anus and give thumbs up at the same time? You need both hands and all your fingers to do it properly.

key ,

I know, right? Emoji have really gone downhill

HonoraryMancunian ,

Speculum.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I mean… I could show you…

surewhynotlem ,

Lie on your back. Four fingers in on each side, pull as hard as you can, thumbs go up.

Fucking amateurs on this site… sheesh…

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Ah, I was squatting and it was becoming a thumbs down. Thanks for the clarification, I can now tell the person with the traffic cone they’re doing a great job.

surewhynotlem ,

Gotta appreciate the ol cone bone.

registrert ,
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This post. Two thumbs up.

kaklerbitmap ,
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

👍🍑👍

4am ,

That depends on how large your thumbs are/how small your asshole is…

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