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db2 , in I'm with Joe Biden
Num10ck , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

they could do an angel on one shoulder and a devil girl on the other

NoIWontPickAName , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

Do we have an indianpeoplefacebook here?

This feels like that best friend breakup post

Ponziani , in You won't believe it!

The only thing missing is a random arrow

pelletbucket , in When a grandma discover photoshop.

that looks like a JCPenney job

pelletbucket ,

which sounds like a sex act.

dharmacurious ,

JCPenney jobs are a sex act. It’s when you get sounded with coins. Don’t kink shame.

pelletbucket ,

do you stick them in edge first or face first?

dharmacurious ,

You use pliers and roll them into a tight, but jagged, tube.

pelletbucket ,

oh. I thought we were doing something impressive

dharmacurious ,

The impressive part is being able to unroll them and make change at the flea market later

Nikki , in 🤨🤨🤨
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1984

LodeMike OP ,

The red M&M is watching

Nikki , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
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sir this is a wendys

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

what thehell are you on

cannibalkitteh ,

Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

Holzkohlen , in Frick!

Are the asexuals at it again?

Noodle07 ,

Asexuals only want one thing and it’s disgusting(ly good)

gravitas_deficiency , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Wat

ceenote , in I'm with Joe Biden

OP doesn’t understand the difference between a shitpost and a shitty post.

Gork , in I'm with Joe Biden

I want more stories about Cornpop, who was a bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys.

Sidhean , in Space Alert

Oh, thank the gods- it’s back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter’s back!

not_that_guy05 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

Rustmilian , (edited )
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I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

zakobjoa , in Stranger Danger
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Can someone explain house-sitting to me? Like, do you go over to feed the cat and water the plants or is there more?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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You also have to compliment the home owners every half hour so they can see that on their nannycam.

Kusimulkku ,

I just have a cheeky wank in front of the camera. That’s what ya get for spying one me.

So my parents haven’t asked me to house sit for a while but it doesn’t stop me

finley ,

how is that different that a regular wank? did you make faces or something?

Kusimulkku ,

More cheek

jaybone ,

More?

My usual involves zero cheeks.

SuperSecretThrowaway ,

Typically when I do it, I do the tasks like watering plants, feeding pets, etc. I also believe the point of house sitting is to make it appear occupied and busy, so I spend about an hour playing with the pets, watching tv, and cleaning up little messes

sharkfucker420 ,
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You just sit there and so what you normally do but there are pets that aren’t yours that you have to take care of and sometimes (often) they are not very well trained

Siegfried ,

I did it for a friend last summer. I Had the same questions. You do those things but the most important part is making sure people knows that the house was never left alone.

In the previous year, my friend got robbed while being on vacation, so she asked me for the favor.

bandwidthcrisis ,

Back in the 90s I was living in a small apartment, so house-sitting for a friend meant that I got to stay in a house, watching satellite TV with cats. A good deal.

dogsoahC , in 🤨🤨🤨

Those signs read like they demand justice for killer cops from a jail called Tyre Nichols.

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