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FlickOfTheBean , in Plans

I’ve found the closest thing to a panacea for this is a mixture of willingness to fail and self forgiveness for falling off the horse. Everyday is a new opportunity to get back on it. And if you’re not feeling it today, it’s generally ok to just wait until tomorrow (this works for me because I have to be very gentle to myself sometimes, idk if this part will work for everyone. You kind of have to [or at least, I have to] address all the other potential issues, like anxiety or depression, before the motivation to do stuff follows).

Idk why I’m posting this on a shitpost, but if it helps even one person, seems like it’s worth posting.

h3mlocke ,

🙏

Andvari , in Should I?

Make sure to double tap the gas right before you hit it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Granny shifting not double-clutching like they should

BeigeAgenda , in Should I?
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

That depends, are you currently in Florida?

WarmSoda ,

I see where you’re going with this. Because if you’re a snowbird you’ll be able to fly back home off the ramp.
Makes sense.

Cabrio , in It'll happen, one of these days

Look at Digg, history may not repeat but it sure rhymes. Dying takes time.

can ,

No one’s ever really gone.

SwallowsDick ,

Except my dad

suspecm ,
@suspecm@lemmy.world avatar

:(

sorebuttfromsitting , in Should I?

ya think the front will tip down and point the vehicle at that cemetery fence?

tapdattl OP ,

Oh yeah

Bluefruit , in Should I?

Is that the freebird solo i hear?

pineapplelover , in im dead

When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.

Chunk ,

People of size

porkins , in TIL "The Rock" knows how to speak swedish

I think that might be racist. Could be wrong, but maybe.

syfrix , in Plans

I like how they got a checkmark next to “Axe Murder”, as if they were somehow able to prove that.

9point6 ,

I mean, depending how overt they are, it doesn’t really seem that hard to prove

WarmSoda , (edited ) in Should I?

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tapdattl OP ,

This ramps straight into a cemetery, though, so kinda a one stop shop, no?

Sharpiemarker ,

That’s convenient

victron ,
@victron@lemmy.world avatar

You think of everything, don’t you, smart boy?

TheSaneWriter ,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

I suppose there are worse ways to go. Have fun!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Every once in awhile I’ll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I’ve always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I’m guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that’s a bad idea too.

WarmSoda ,

Depends. Can you make it before anyone realizes what’s going on?

ooterness ,
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Imgonnatrythis ,

Bad bot. That’s a nice idea but it needs to work. YouTube video loads instantly. This just stalls and doesn’t work. You are fighting an uphill battle, you don’t stand a chance if tech isn’t any good.

Imgonnatrythis ,

You really shouldn’t encourage people like me.

vlad76 ,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t think your story has the intended effect. All you’re saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.

But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.

WarmSoda , (edited )

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Butters ,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

PolydoreSmith ,

I’m with you, I was totally on board until the reply.

vlad76 ,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to a Greek philosopher. How dare I goof on the internet.

MildPudding , in Sweet tea

i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and order iced tea and get a glass of concentrated sugar water

UltraMagnus0001 ,

diabetus by L Ron Hubbard

UltraMagnus0001 , in DON'T

don’t

TIEPilot , in Should I?

Send it!

MrCrankyBastard , in Sweet tea

Perhaps the real tea is the shitposts we made along the way.

Imgonnatrythis , in DON'T

You know I already did. Now I just feel guilty about it.

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