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ahriboy ,

Did he pay for 1½ month gym membership?

Kjatten ,

Who the fuck measures anythin in stones?

DJKayDawg ,

People from the UK.

ma11en ,

We still like pints and miles too.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Miners

Jackhammer_Joe ,

Obelix

meyotch ,

Feedback is a gift when properly wrapped.

Meron35 ,

Had no idea kidney stones were that big

scottywh ,

Fatpeoplehate still going strong

MistakenBear32 ,

That’s absolutely what these stupid ass type of posts are about.

People just can’t help themselves but being assholes about it.

splicerslicer ,

If I was that obese I’d hope to have a friend who cared about me enough to bully me into a healthier lifestyle. there’s a difference between being overweight and morbidly obese.

scottywh ,

You’re unintelligent

mugthol ,

Yeah what kind of friends are they even if they’re not giving you an eating disorder?!?

ExLisper ,

Yeah, it’s shameful that as society we learned to be compassionate to other disabled people but still treat the obese like it’s their own fault.

Macaroni_ninja ,
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For the US users, that’s 0.79 Danny DeVitos

phorq ,

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

Macaroni_ninja ,
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My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion

violetraven ,
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Measuring in Smoots is a hill I will die on.

Zeon ,

6 weeks?

HerrBeter ,

I assume the texting was six weeks but the weight losing longer

ShitOnABrick ,
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With peer pressure you can do anything!

ahriboy ,

Try to pay attention to your food intake.

Ticklemytip ,

To me, I read it as though he decided to lose weight after 6 weeks of his friend texting him. He then decided after 6 weeks, that he will start losing the weight. Yea? Yea I’ll go with that

spittingimage ,
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Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

zalgotext ,

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

McSudds_ ,

Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

el_abuelo ,

And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren’t very good at keeping you skinny.

BluesF ,

Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)

afraid_of_zombies ,

Work 18 hours, spend it on blow, crash in the alley by the dumpsters, wake up, work another 18 hours.

klemptor ,
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How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Well I was in catering the owner was the taster and he didn’t smoke and drank only luke warm espresso in one gulp. I know because he explained it to me many times.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Yes very much so. There was this bakery I would go to when I was a teen who had the best chocolate chip cookies ever. The woman behind the counter stood taller than pretty much any woman I have ever seen and her obesity made me wonder how she could even stand.

MeanEYE ,
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Only way someone can loose 130kg+ in 6 weeks if they get chopped in half.

Mago ,

Thats not what is says

GladiusB ,
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It says he texted him for six weeks. Not that is how fast he lost the weight. But at least that’s how I read it.

AWittyUsername ,

21 stone in six weeks?

aclarkc ,

It’s the Bill Burr method.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

And they say fat shaming doesn’t work…

CaptainEffort ,

Obviously it’s different for everybody, but it worked for me. I lost over a hundred pounds after watching a comedy special where the comic ripped into fat people. It made me feel gross, and gave me the motivation/willpower to start losing the weight.

That won’t work for everyone so obviously we shouldn’t go harassing all fat people, but clearly “fat shaming” isn’t entirely worthless.

MacNCheezus ,
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Username checks out. Can I say congrats on your loss?

CaptainEffort ,

Thanks, I appreciate it!

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

BunnyKnuckles ,

Healthy fuck.

FlyingSquid ,
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Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!

Saltblue ,

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

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