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JusticeForPorygon , in It's bean season
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Ooooohhhh can we do Jeames next?
Or do we have to do beef stroganoff first?

BattleFox , in Tumblr followers

“can you seriously grow up” -Says the person named treehomo

NerdyPopRocks , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator

LengAwaits , (edited ) in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.

Call yourself whatever you want, at the end of the day we’re all utopianists who’re overly self-assured that our favorite pet-theory-system will eventually remove all suffering.

“If my vision for society were adopted, the world would be perfect!”

Keep dreaming. We’re fucked.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGb8KFY5F8

y0kai ,

Most honest thing I’ve read this year.

lugal ,

Literally Capitalist Realism by Mark Fisher

BenFranklinsDick , in I'm cumming

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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I’d like her number if you wouldn’t mind

ivanafterall ,
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Classic Ben Franklin.

Noodle07 ,

She wanted that D

piracysails ,

Now, that’s a story.

Cadeillac , in It's bean season
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Feed me the beans!

daggermoon , in Nature is beautiful

yay! autism!

BackOnMyBS ,
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HappyFrog , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don’t sit down to piss.

velvetThunder ,

I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.

Noobnarski ,

Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.

Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.

istanbullu , in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.

lemmy.world mods look at reddit for inspiration.

DemocratPostingSucks , in AHH I DONT KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHH

This is a meme, not a shitpost

Kolanaki , in Delicious
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You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Meat eraser

homesnatch ,

That’s the name of my metal band…

MissJinx ,
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Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just think god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everything we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or think a lot and only eat from your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)

Kolanaki , in It's bean season
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The one that lives forever in my head is the time he went to his school reunion and parks his little shitbox in a reserved space (after moving the car that looked exactly like his out of the way) and at the end it was revealed that reserved space was for a spectacle where a tank crushes his car.

riodoro1 , in Delicious

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Literally cat food tbh

greencactus ,
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variants ,

Damn didn’t know gta6 was so far along

slaacaa ,

This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Successfully radicalised

abfarid ,
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Ham isn’t vegan…?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a01b5cdf-f8c2-4a46-ae0d-8f529bdbb64e.gif

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn’t nutritional.

abfarid ,
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I wasn’t reminding them that ham isn’t vegan, I was referencing “chicken isn’t vegan?” from Scott Pilgrim.

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abfarid ,
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), pretty weird and original movie based on a comic book series. I recommend.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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abfarid ,
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Is this a roast? Am I being roasted? But it’s okay, I give my consent. And that makes me (my meat) vegan 😌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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No, I’m just shitposting. Shitcommenting even.

abfarid ,
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Carry on, my wayward son.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Them shits can’t all be solid.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Are we at the point where that movie’s no longer a cultural touchstone? Fuck I’m old.

abfarid ,
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To be fair, it’s been 14 years. Time spares no one.

Kecessa ,

Only bacon is

doingthestuff ,

My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because “bacon is a condiment.”

bluewing ,

Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.

explodicle ,

TIL I’m a lifelong vegan!

Kecessa ,

I’ve got friends who are flexitarians, they’ll eat meat every few months when going out with friends, this way they aren’t limiting the group if they want to try a specific restaurant.

aniki ,

This is the only way we’re gonna convince people to eat less fucking meat all the god damn time.

BruceTwarzen ,

I never quite understood why you have to go full vegan or not. I’m pretty much vegan, but when i’m on a bbq for example and they have three more chicken wings that get thrown away because no one wants them, i eat them, no problem. Same in a restaurant that doesn’t really have a vegan alternative. But i would never buy meat or meat products to cook at home, because i always prefer the alternative

CodexArcanum ,

You don’t, and cutting down on meat eating by any amount helps. “Meatless Mondays” and other similar memes are good ways to introduce vegetarian possibilities to people raised on meat-mandatory diets.

My ex was very strict vegetarian except for meat they purchased themselves from an ethical butcher they had vetted.

affiliate ,

how does she define “condiment”?

doingthestuff ,

I’ve never asked, but generally it’s something you put on your main food items to add flavor. She does require that it’s crumbled, and crispy. Bacon bits essentially, but she prefers the real ones to the fake ones. It’s not like she eats bacon every day.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

That same person shares it with their cat however, so it’s a mixed bag

SuperIce ,

The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Careful, you’re pointing out that cats have different nutritional needs than humans. We don’t tolerate that shit around here /s

Window_Error_Noises , in Delicious
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Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Listeria is in high demand these days

consumptionone ,

Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

WILSOOON , in Bean memes are coming...

Game of cooking, beans are coming

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