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SacredHeartAttack , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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I enjoyed the Orb trend more, but it didn’t have the same staying power. You’d think they would have pondered that and done better.

Kolanaki ,
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It was already all pondered out on Imgur, Tumblr and Reddit by the time it started trying to make a comeback here.

toofpic , in Sometimes what a person needs is just...

Is this about circumcision reversal?

OutlierBlue , (edited ) in giving her 🧀

I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

auzy , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

It’s funny how I’ve tried to bring some of that most blokey guys I have come across on mountaineering and such, and the vast majority weasal out of it

And the biggest badasses I know always drive the most basic cars lol

UnderpantsWeevil OP ,
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If you’re an actual car guy, you’re probably driving some absolute piece of shit that you’ve been continuously breathing life into for the last ten years.

The folks with the real high end luxury stuff just end up leaving their vehicles in the shop for half the year.

Kolanaki , in giving her 🧀
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

Nuke_the_whales , in giving her 🧀

Book written by Charlie Kelly

Decoy321 ,

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

PMmeYourPenis , in Sometimes what a person needs is just...
BoxerDevil ,

Would you cut off 6 fingers for that one piece

edgemaster72 ,
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Do I get to choose which ones I keep? If so, yes.

disguy_ovahea ,

Both middle, obviously.

ivanafterall ,
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What an inspiration and a triumph to suffer such a tragedy and still be able to pull off the shocker with the best of 'em.

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

Lol I was thinking if you’re losing six out of eight fingers, you’d probably want one on each hand.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Which four would you keep and why have you thought this through in advance?

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Bold of you to assume I thought it through any more than the time it took for that comment.

Anyway, I’d keep my two thumbs plus the index finger on my right hand and middle finger on my left.

It’s against the spirit of the question but I’d also “keep” the ones that were cut off after they were removed with the hopes of getting them reattached with some of that billion dollars.

BoxerDevil ,

Honestly I would sac all 10 and and just get good bionic replacements

myster0n ,

Do they have to be mine?

Steamymoomilk , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...

The bushining will return

NOTHING BUT BEANS

SOON, SOON

Steamymoomilk , in Nature is beautiful

The puzzle peice trees

mechoman444 , in giving her 🧀

Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

(This is a joke)

NegativeLookBehind , in Bean memes are coming...
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I like those, Greg

Tixanou , (edited ) in President on President Violence

Here’s a few other phrases i really like from him:

Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

… Yeah, he’s very intelligent, as you can see

BoxerDevil ,

So a Latin Donald Trump?

Tixanou ,

Kinda, yeah

PyroNeurosis ,

These feel more akin to Bushisms.

GissaMittJobb ,

Milei has already claimed that title.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.

Lost_My_Mind ,

But he’s right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.

UnderpantsWeevil OP ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

Where is the lie?

kofe ,

I tried searching for these quotes cuz I’m dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real

Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren’t real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol

chatokun ,

They’re likely translated, not literal. Might be harder to find, and some may be up to interpretation. I’m certainly not up to date on everything going on with him, so I can’t say.

kofe ,

That’s cool. I’ll just assume they’re satirical jabs. I certainly don’t know shit about him lol

Tixanou , (edited )

You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for “nicolas maduro frases graciosas” or something

But yeah, they’re (sadly) real

kofe ,

I would appreciate if sources were provided rather than sending me on a wild goose chase or being told essentially “trust me bro”

Do you not also think there’s an issue when we start saying “you can find a couple”? If even one doesn’t have a source but it’s being pushed as fact, I will start thinking the claim maker unreliable.

I really mean no offense, I’ve been trying to search and can’t find anything. I’ve asked chatgpt, Google, YouTube. I am trying to give benefit of the doubt.

BackOnMyBS ,
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I support your stance. Pls keep it up and continue to hold your ground!

kofe ,

Well thank you:) I’ve been thinking of this video through the exchanges: “if the truth is on your side, why lie?” youtu.be/CRtSZXS6wzQ?feature=shared

Tixanou ,

Actually yeah you’re right i’m sorry, here’s the sources:

2 - youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

I didn’t find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here runrun.es/…/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-… and here citas.in/…/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coinciden…

and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that… it does sound like something Maduro would say though… anyway…

kofe ,

you my friend are officially based af, thank you! I’m officially invested and going on a deep dive for this weirdo

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.

Tixanou ,

I see where you’re coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn’t quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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thats_the_pretty_bad_joke.jpg

Tixanou ,

this is me rn
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UnderpantsWeevil OP ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view

SingularEye ,

we’ll do like Jesus, and multiply the penises

FiremanEdsRevenge , in Bean memes are coming...

Can I flick your bean, Greg?

niktemadur , in Sometimes what a person needs is just...

Just one more and that’s it, I swear, I mean it this time!

Yeah… uh-huh, sure.

niktemadur , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...

Lemmy shitpost?
More like…
Shemmy leetpost.
Shemmy 1337post!
Amirite, fellas?

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