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MycelialMass , in Too easy!

Fuckin got me 🙃

jaemo , in Ah sweet!

Shades of Wendy meat from Rudy Rucker’s “Ware” tetralogy

Pulptastic , in Ah sweet!

Incoming: nonconsensual meat grown from samples illicitly taken against someone’s will.

curiousaur ,

Imagine the network of Taylor Swift DNA trading.

And you know someone is going to fuck it.

towamo7603 ,

I think these are the plots to at least two Cronenberg family films.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What are the ethics of fucking a steak made from a non-consenting Taylor Swift’s tissue sample?

Jax ,

Unethical??

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d agree that taking the sample is unethical, but if you’re growing the steak from a sample someone else got or fucking it the ethical lines get really blurry.

Jax ,

Idk, I don’t think they’re that blurry if we compare them to similar “conundrums” in other unethical circumstances.

Like, would you think the same of someone owning child porn? They don’t distribute it, they don’t film the children themselves, they just own the recordings. The law says they’re a criminal, but it seems like a similar ethical conundrum - no? (To be clear, I think eating meat sourced from someone who did not consent is wrong. I hope that says enough about how I feel about CP.)

How about owning the schematics for a ghost gun? You haven’t printed it, you haven’t distributed the schematic - you just own the schematic (and, for the purpose of the example, a 3d printer capable of printing the parts needed).

Seems like the answer is “it’s unethical”. Gonna need a third party to weigh in.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The closest thing to this exact situation would be the HeLa immortal cell line and that situation is fuzzy as fuck.

terry_jerry ,

So I think it’s more like if u got a papermache piñata from some one that just so happened to be made of child porn and then u fucked that… Yeah seems unethical to me

lugal , in The world continues to underestimate you

Video or didn’t happen

BeMoreCareful , in Too easy!

throws shit

Bruhh , in The world continues to underestimate you

3 - 5 years is how long it stays in your gut

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Play-Doh is actually approved food. At least in Germany. So apart from the dirt you may roll up in it there shouldn’t be anything bad in it.

magnetosphere , (edited ) in Just why??
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

If you can’t be bothered to speed up the transaction by using a credit or debit card, don’t be surprised when the cashier can’t be bothered to put the change in your hand.

Handling cash is a nuisance, and slows down the line.

Edit: I know not everyone has a card. I’m talking about people who reach past a dozen of them and pay with cash anyway.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Some shops are installing cash machines. If you don’t want to deal with one machine for your card, deal with the other machine for cash.

samus12345 , in Just why??
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t matter to me whether they put it in my hand or on the counter. Whatever works for them.

Entropywins ,

Me stares at you: I said my cash is in my car…

Zip2 , in Ah sweet!

What if you have cancer and don’t know it, and just accidentally happen to grow a tumour for dinner?

InFerNo ,

It’s not a tumah!

crusty ,

How do you know the cancer won’t make it tastier?

grrgyle , in Just why??

Checking if you chew your nails

peanuts4life , in Too easy!
@peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I apologize, but I’m not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you’ve shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person’s hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says “HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY”. There’s also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can’t play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you’d like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I’d be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.

activ8r ,

Wonderful.

sleen ,

Goodbot

Sotuanduso ,

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.

yamanii , in Ah sweet!
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

By what technicality this isn’t cannibalism?

aphlamingphoenix ,

I would call it auto-cannibalism. I think it is a form of cannibalism.

Droggelbecher , in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who’s minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.

HowManyNimons , in Too easy!
  • screams in monkey
nebulaone , in The world continues to underestimate you
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know that the “DOH” in play-doh is a Homer Simpson reference?

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