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Quill7513 , in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

How you even knowing what’s going on in the stall next to you? Focus on your own shit

Zetta , in Ah sweet!

Haha I’ve been saying for fucking years that boutique lab growing meat outlets will pop up selling exotic animal meats and celebrity human meat. We are getting close to that future

HonkTonkWoman ,

“I’ll take a burger, mediums rare, & let’s do a 50/50 blend of Ground Chuck & Beyoncé on Sourdough.”

fellowmortal ,

Its not the ‘eat the rich’ that I was hoping for… Might be the one we deserve.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , in Dropped a paperclip on my laptop and it landed like this
idegenszavak , in Don't give up

“log off” is another word for death, like unalive, to circumvent automatic bot censorship?

4oreman , in What if?

2.5 sec later…

🫦

Steamymoomilk , in Don't give up

Day 47 still no food or water, im soo tired. I will find thee shitpost

wildcardology , in Too easy!

Good thing boost auto plays videos.

Deello ,

It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.

alienanimals , in Remember when 15% was the expected, not the minimum?

If everyone stopped tipping servers would realize it’s their boss who is not paying them a livable wage in the first place. Stop subsidizing employers.

BabyVi , in Just why??

Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

DaMonsterKnees , in The world continues to underestimate you

I gotta know, man, did you bless the world with this, or are you just sharing? I mean it’s so fetch either or, but fucking bravo if your grape churned that one out. Thanks for being you!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Ha, not my grape. I make memes occasionally, but the vast majority of stuff I share on Lemmy are things I’ve collected from other sites.

JoeyHarrington ,

I heard the same joke decades ago. Still funny

pedroparamo , in Too easy!

😡

Mr_Blott , in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

Who the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!?

That’s literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?

pipe01 ,

Sometimes you don’t have a choice

Droggelbecher ,

When I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.

JovialMicrobial , in Ah sweet!

I bet I taste delicious!

This is ethical despite it walking the line of taboo. It hurts no one, and if the tissue sample can be extracted at home without causing damage to the donor I see no issue with it.

Dave2 , in Too easy!

Play button is blurry… You’re never gonna trick me 😺

Dave2 , in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

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