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bruhduh , in Oldest computer
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Run doom on classic wooden abacus, i dare you

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t right now, my abacus has a busted video card.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Eyes?

MattW03 ,

With the right amount of abacus…

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

True true, however, who’s gonna switch them?

vaultdweller013 ,

Jeph

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

True true

PunnyName , in J.D. Vance Jr.

Could do without hearing about this fucker every time I turn the corner.

Cadeillac , (edited )
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Then vote so you never have to again. If not American, spread the word or look into word filters or blocking communities until after election time.

Edit: edited wrong post

Gacrux , (edited ) in Oldest computer
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to clarify, this machine is way less impressive than what a lot of media claim it is. the greeks had hundreds of years of stargazing and records to figure out a model of the cosmos, and this is basically their whole model in a mechanism. unfortunately, at the time this thing was made, their model was pretty far off and they couldn’t come up with a better one due to philosophical reasons (the earth is the center! the orbits of the planets must be some sort of perfect circles!).

anyway, this thing is somewhat impressive technically, but is really bad in terms of engineering:

  • the teeth of the gears are triangular. there is a part of the mechanism that is super elaborate and calculates very precisely the motion of the moon and how it slows down and speeds up occasionally, but because of the triangular teeth, whether or not this actually worked is debatable.
  • the mechanism used crown gears, which are pretty bad because they don’t mesh well with the regular gears.
  • some of the gears are put under a lot of strain, particularly gear d1, a small gear that sits at the end of the gear chain b2 -> c1 -> c2 -> d1 (which gets faster and faster)
  • the mechanism has a lot of spacers soldered into place and rivets that were hammered in, making disassembly rather difficult. however some of the components are fastened in by pins.
  • the main gear b1 (the large one with the cross spokes you see in the picture) was built in a very weird way: the gear itself is a ring, and the spokes are added on later, connected to the ring with dovetail joints which aren’t the easiest thing to make when your level of tech is a file and some sandpaper. in fact, whoever made the mechanism probably screwed up one of the joints and had to rivet in an extra metal plate so it wouldn’t fall off.
  • the gear trains for the moon is built in a very weird way: first the main axis b drives 2 separate gear trains that pass through the main plate, only for one gear train to drive a turntable (e3 and e4) and the other to drive a shaft (e2 and e5) that goes through the center of the turntable. e5 will then drive a mechanism on the turntable which has an output shaft… that once again goes through the center of the turntable and the e2-e5 shaft (e1 and e6). then finally e1 drives b3, which drives a shaft that goes right through the center of the b axis. so now, you have 3 pairs of gears on the e axis whose shafts all go through each other like some matryoshka doll, as well as a hole right through the b axis to display the position of the moon.
  • the metonic and saros spirals on the back need resetting once in a while, because the pointers move in spirals and can’t automatically reset once they hit the end.

we knew that the greeks had a model of the cosmos before we discovered this (i think). we also knew, from greek records, that there were people discussing about “spheres” that tracked the positions of the planets, sun and moon as they moved through the sky. the main thing this mechanism shows is that the ancient greeks possibly pioneered complex gear mechanisms, and the knowledge was then passed on and on and went through times like the islamic golden age before coming back to europe in the form of clockwork and watchmaking.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

can it play doom though?

killingspark ,

Sir please keep this USB stick away from the machine

Whispering into Radio We’ve got another nerd here!

Honytawk ,

If you can play doom on 16 billion crabs, you can play doom on this.

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

This is amazing

OrderedChaos ,

Neat. But how many humans could run the game? Or horses. Or…

Gacrux ,
@Gacrux@lemm.ee avatar

if you will it hard enough it can even play crysis.

seriously, most of the hype for this thingy comes from some random documentary directors who thought the ancient greeks were as intelligent as monkeys and such. anyone who says this is an alien invention is basically insulting any intelligent life who has come far enough to go interstellar

Olhonestjim ,

All true, and yet still impressive.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

While there are a lot of features that I would have done differently, but I’ve got a copy of the Machinists Handbook and a trade school education. Imagine the guy who had to invent this thing as he went. dude was the Wozniak of his day.

Gacrux ,
@Gacrux@lemm.ee avatar

anthoer thing is that this machine clearly wasn’t the first draft. not only do we have those mentions of “spheres”, but there aren’t that many mistakes we see in the construction of the mechanism (apart from the dovetail joint). clearly the layout of the gears was planned beforehand, or they did trial-and-error with the gears on another version of the mechanism.

captain_aggravated ,
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Yeah Chris of youtube channel Clickspring has said during his replica build that there are features that suggest the maker was trying to make the mechanism more compact, like some gears that are friction fit on their axles rather than pinned to leave their tops flat, which suggests this wasn’t the maker’s first rodeo.

The thing that blows my mind the most about the Antikythera mechanism is that we don’t have anything else remotely like it in the archeological record from anywhere near the time it must have been made. You can imagine a simpler but still useful gear-based calendar device, maybe similar to this one but with fewer functions, being made before this. But no evidence of them survives to the modern day.

It would be like exploring a Civil War site and finding the corroded remains of an Apple Newton. While relatively primitive compared to later, more successful PDAs and smart phones, it’s still a surprisingly functional machine and way more sophisticated than you thought possible for the context you found it in that you wonder if it’s not significantly newer than its surroundings.

Gacrux ,
@Gacrux@lemm.ee avatar

that is true. the mechanism shows us that they definitely had some mechanism making culture going on. my point is that, despite how bizzare and sophisticated it sounds, this sort of thing was 100% doable for their level of tech, and that it is us who have misunderstood history. the hype surrounding it, making it sound like a supernatural creation and way more intelligent than it actually is, is bs.

captain_aggravated , in Get her a publisher
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

She knew how to spell “fucking” but not “squirrel”

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, “fucking” is a bit easier to spell

DakRalter , in All junk
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

I got my D&D Basic box set from a charity shop, £2.50. There’s one going for over £150 on ebay right now. Got my Baldur’s Gate box set from a charity shop too for £2.50. I also got Flash 4 (I think) for a couple of quid, it was selling second hand on amazon for about £200, but I was an anxious, clueless kid and was too scared to sell it.

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/4a147450-a8d5-4713-b877-f753032f3fcc.jpeg

Yesterday I got some squishmallows for my niece at £1 each. We still get good stuff here.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

That’s truly amazing. I haven’t found anything good at a thrift shop in ages.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Even here, some like Oxfam will save the more valuable stuff to sell on ebay. I worked at two charity shops back in my twenties, so I got to the good stuff first haha. The Baldur’s Gate was lucky because another customer was going to buy it for her son, but changed her mind when she saw the age rating, and I was like, bagsy this!

Agent641 , in Oh jeez

The film Civil War is basically America capitalising on its own imminent self-destruction.

Wilzax , in guys...

The forbidden fedora button

UnityDevice , in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

I was just introducing someone to Rodney last night because some actor in a show we saw looked a bit like him. Then I wake up and see this here. Life sure has funny coincidences sometimes.

rickyrigatoni ,

We’re gangstalking you.

UnityDevice ,

Yay, fan club.

LainTrain , in Uh oh

What?

unexposedhazard ,

The image depicts a know violent asshole. The wife is not calling the Pizza place but instead calling 911.

Num10ck ,

Kanye is violent?

db2 ,

The sun is bright?

jeffreyosborne ,

Cheese is round?

CanadianCarl ,

Not if I melt it.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I hadn’t actually heard of any abuse allegations either. I also don’t keep up with celebrity stuff anymore. I just knew that if a fruitcake saw him, it would turn to another fruitcake and say “that guy is nutty”

curbstickle , (edited )

Abusive, yes, but as far as I’m aware not violent. Still fits (calling 911 as per the post), but not for physical abuse.

He has been known to publicly harass and threaten (it’s why he was barred from the Grammy awards), he’s been sued by employees for harassment, intimidation, retaliation,and discrimination, and even failure to pay his employees, and he’s also being sued by his former personal* assistant for sexual harassment, including him masturbating in front of her.

Kanye is 100% an abusive PoS. Just not, as of now, physically abusive afaik.

Edit: Stupid autocorrect typo personally/personal

Edit 2: Some violence

pagesix.com/…/kanye-west-sued-for-allegedly-punch…

vanityfair.com/…/kanye-west-reportedly-under-inve…

Second article starts with an amazing line:

Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes

unexposedhazard ,

I think he beat up a papparazzi once but that is the extent of his physical violence i guess yeah.

curbstickle ,

Forgot about that, and I think someone who asked for an autograph?

The paparazzi one, unfortunately, I can understand.

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.

LainTrain ,

Pizza place?

unexposedhazard ,

Pizzaz Palace

Modest_Toxic ,

She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

They’re referring to when someone experiencing domestic abuse calls 999 and pretends to order a pizza, when really that’s a signal to the police that they need help.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Calls 999

🇬🇧

Viking_Hippie ,

Innit!

Grabthar ,

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?

LainTrain ,

Ah never heard of that before!

hungryphrog ,

There was this thing where a woman pretended to order pizza but actually called 911 on her abusive husband.

i_dont_want_to , in Uh oh

Oof I was hoping this was a joke about ordering a pizza from an app and the spouse didn’t like that they were only entering the security code and not the whole card number… Because the joke is about having the credit card saved. :(

Sakychu ,

Too innocent for this world…

Tylerdurdon , in Uh oh

I haven’t heard anything about this fella in a minute. Is he still championing Trump while spouting random hate/nuttiness?

Lupus ,

Who cares what this living example for why you should take your meds has to say?

I feel like all this attention it brought him only amplified his mental disorders. I sincerely hope that he is getting the help he clearly needs and that the media will leave him alone for the sake of his sanity.

Track_Shovel ,
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peopleproblems ,

You know, Abilify would have probably cured the Hunter right away from the psychosis induced by the blood administration. Then he wouldn’t have to have his head cut off or fight a giant moon thing

Restaldt ,

But then no doll mommy

fishbone ,

To be fair, Abilify would cure the hunter of the energy to do anything other than eat or sleep, which might not make for a very fun game.

Abilify is fucking awful.

peopleproblems ,

Oh yeah. Worst med I was ever told to try. Hated life so much during it and gained so much weight.

I don’t even know why my doc tried it. I don’t go to him anymore.

fishbone ,

Yeah it’s apparently a common first choice for bipolar (which is overly diagnosed). It made me gain a ton of weight, and then my doc was exclusively concerned about my weight from that point on, until I stopped going to him.

Before that though, I was just like “I gained the weight because of a side effect from a med you gave me, for a condition that I don’t have. The weight is an issue that will be fixed if we look at the actual problem here, doc.”

Ugh.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who is this guy?

Hacksaw ,

Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes

vanityfair.com/…/kanye-west-reportedly-under-inve…

lugal , in Uh oh

Emergency pizza

scytale , in Uh oh

Whoever made this meme is too young to have experienced “dialing” a phone number.

ArcaneSlime ,

It is still called dialing despite no longer being rotary phones, but also, they didn’t end the ability to use rotary phones until like 2005ish. I’ve used one before they ended it and I still have one that I wish I could use! Never know, OP could be like me lol.

SpaceNoodle ,

Who’s “they?” I recall my telco stopping support in the '90s, and we had to upgrade all the phones in the house.

ArcaneSlime ,

Good question, I suppose it varies by company, or maybe country. At any rate I used it in the 90s (and later), so I still would’ve met your telco’s cutoff date! Sounds like you used em too, so evidence that it is possible OP did continues to grow. There’s at least two of us!

Vandals_handle ,
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May of been original to the house in the 60’s, this wall mount still worked until house sold in '09.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c7dfb301-bb3e-4579-a500-794c86b1fbef.jpeg

And is germaine

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/44a7e61f-1096-4173-b7c0-1325427649ec.jpeg

SpaceNoodle ,

Why did it stop working after the house was sold?

Vandals_handle ,
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Cuz it was part of the estate and I kept it as a momento of my childhood. All the dialing a pain, especially international, so I did not try and use in my home.

stoicmaverick ,

Did you ever have to call for Air Superiority?

Vandals_handle ,
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Yes but it was piloted by stoicgoose so it did not end well

stoicmaverick ,

Nice. This was the gamertag I picked to use on the DAY that Xbox Live came online. It’s followed me like a specter ever since.

P00ptart ,

I was forced to change my gamertag soooo many times I can’t remember them all.

stoicmaverick ,

Y tho?

P00ptart ,

They were all labeled as “offensive”. One I remember was “CREAMPIEURWIFE”

rickyrigatoni ,

Who’s “they?”

The powers that be. You know. Them.

Jeff Foxworthy.

SpaceNoodle ,

Jeff Foxworthy did it?

sem ,

Dialed and typed is the same thing (?)

SpaceNoodle ,

Time to dial up a new resume

sem ,

For phone numbers I mean. Unless you had a rotary phone

scytale ,

Even on modern landlines where you pushed buttons, it was still called dialing. Someone who calls it typing probably only ever called people using a smartphone.

sem ,

Even on touch phones it’s still called dialing though…

Just like it was for the button phones. It’s the same as typing

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

But on modern smartphones, you probably manually enter in the phone number so rarely that they never even learned the word.
The on screen dialpad is displayed the same way as the on screen keyboard so they used the same word.

sem ,

I appreciate your comment it makes a lot of sense how dialing could have decreased in usage. Also love your username!

ChonkyOwlbear , in Good point

Why not just have two relationships?

DigitalNirvana ,

Because that might require honest, open communication. And result in more satisfying relationships, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get what they desire. Who wants that? /s. Hmm, is there a polyamory magazine on the Fediverse? I hadn’t looked… dang, I searched, yielded nada. Am I obligated to make one, now? We’re building a whole new social media. Each contributing as they will.

QuantumSparkles ,

While it’s not my bag I very much believe people should love the way that makes them and all fully consenting members happy, but there’s not a lot of people that want to be part of something like that tbh. The polyamory itself I mean, not the sub. You should totally make a sub if there isn’t one

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Gotcha covered, it's a thing, now let's see where we want to take it. https://kbin.run/m/Polyamory

CluckN ,

Because that might require huge, boatloads of cash. And result in more satisfying prostitutes, wherein the parties to the relationships can actually get paid.

eatthecake ,

Some people are monogamous and they are allowed to be in relationships that are satisfying and make them happy.

SkyeStarfall ,

Then why cheat?

themeatbridge ,

Because sometimes people would rather lie and sneak around than have an adult conversation about relationship expectations.

Emerald , (edited )

people would rather lie and sneak around

Well yeah. That’s a lot more fun then a conversation. And if you don’t care about your relationship anyways, why does it matter how you end it really? Might as well cheat

Edit: okay I’m being downvoted so I should mention that I know this “breakup strategy” isn’t for everyone but if you don’t mind permenantly burning a bridge, to me there is no harm in it. As long as the person you are cheating on them with knows what you are doing and is okay with it

Daxter101 ,

If you don’t care about a relationship, the other person still might, and them being hurt should matter to you.

End the relationship since you don’t care about it anyways, to let the other person move on with the least lies and sense of betrayal, and then fuck everyone you wish.

Cheating isn’t a way to end a relationship, cheating is lying in order to keep it longer.

Emerald ,

Cheating isn’t a way to end a relationship, cheating is lying in order to keep it longer.

Maybe that’s what it is for you

mycodesucks ,
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that’s what it is for you

This seems like the same logic those people who keep a relative’s corpse around for years to keep collecting their social security checks use…

Emerald ,

That sounds like a great plan honestly

mycodesucks ,
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you certainly get points for consistency.

themeatbridge ,

to me there is no harm in it.

Well yeah, but you could say the same about hitting a pedestrian with your car. To you, there’s no harm. But the person you’re cheating on, the person who’s trust you’ve violated, who’s time you’ve wasted, who feels stupid and used and humiliated after the relationship is over, there’s a lot of harm for them.

Emerald , (edited )

you could say the same about hitting a pedestrian with your car

Yeah, and I hit pedestrians with my car all the time!

Edit: for context I have the all-new f950 goliath

themeatbridge ,

If you’re being sarcastic, neither do I. But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

Emerald ,

But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

Like 30 times a day?

themeatbridge ,

As frequently as I want to.

erin ,

That’s rather selfish. There is harm, but not to you. You’re okay with hurting other people for your own gain to avoid having one difficult conversation. I can only assume that you wouldn’t feel good if a partner treated you like that, so why do so to them? Either you have a general lack of empathy, lack introspective ability, or are just perfectly okay with the idea of being cheated on, and also the idea of someone else hurting because of your own actions. I’m fascinated, and also recommend you try consensual polyamory next time instead.

eatthecake ,

Because they’re too selfish and gutless to end the relationship. Slme people need monogamy and some need multiple partners, they should be honest aboit that and avoid having relationships with those who aren’t compatible.

MonkderVierte , in guys...

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