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remotedev , in Life, huh

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Wild_Mastic , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

3 + 5 overrated, 6 + 9 should be higher

lseif OP ,

u must be a fan of dozenal

match ,
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absolutely this, OP is a basic doubles-liker

stepan ,

Came here to say that!

Phen , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

I would switch 6+8 and 6+9

match , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
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7+8=15 is fucking S tier fuck you fuck you fuck you

Deebster ,
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Yeah, the surprise ending was amazing the first time I saw it, and it’s still satisfying now after all these years.

Jumuta , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

You are objectively wrong. 7+9 and 7+8 are god tier sums, how could you even categorise them in anything below S tier, that is literally treason. Actual fucking dumbass, your opinions are wrong and you should feel bad.

Enkers ,

Fucking math hipsters. The f(x) mod 10 = {0, 5} answers are classics for a reason. Get your head out of your ass. Sure 7+9 is a good niche answer, but it just doesn’t have as satisfying a resolution.

lseif OP ,

feel free to rank them to your taste. link in the post body.

batmaniam ,

You’re wrong. You’re so wrong. The warm light of everything good in this world has clearly never warmed your face nor caused the roaches to flee from the empty, echoing cavern that holds not but rot, mold, and regret where a brain is sorely missed. I pity you, your parents that birthed you, and all of humanity at large for now knowing a person could be so misguided. I pray for your strength on the inventible day when the faintest candle of reason illuminates the vaguest shadows of comprehension, and you may finally witness your errors, so long called accomplishments, as they loom over you like demon gods eager to drag you to hell in a cage you’ve spent a lifetime creating for yourself.

7+9 is dope though.

Kanda , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude

unreachable , in Life, huh
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tobogganablaze , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Num10ck ,

what does that much sodium do to a person?

qarbone ,

He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

roguetrick ,

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

bitwaba ,

Make them happy

Crashumbc ,

Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

Evil_Shrubbery , in Massage

Make it a choice answer, this guy or that Debussy fella

AFC1886VCC ,

Always finish on de Bach, never finish on Debussy

robocall , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

DenizEfe , in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

Jakdracula , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
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The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
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I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

mediOchre , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

2+2=4 should be at most A tier. While it may be a classic, it’s not as satisfying as the other S tiers. Don’t let nostalgia cloud your decisions.

Deebster ,
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It’s just riding off the coat tails of the OG 1+1=2

lseif OP ,

which would be S if it was included

elrik , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

8+8=16 is absolutely S tier

stoicmaverick , in Caw caw motherfucker

Somebody explain these quotation marks immediately or I’m going to lose my shit.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Whoever made the meme must have been from the southern hemisphere

Slovene ,

Slovenija is in the northern hemisphere and we write quotes like that.

lennivelkant ,

Germany uses lower quotation marks too

BreadOven ,

That was a sensible chuckle from me after reading this. I don’t think others got the joke.

PoolloverNathan ,

🇩🇪

dumbass ,
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,No’’

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