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yemmly , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

What the abyss sees.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Mostly clueless humanoids who look extra derpy from that angle. The whole shenanigan of ‘and then the void glanced back’ is based on people seeing their untidy hairy nostrils reflected on it’s surface.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c76f5483-ee0a-4167-889d-f370fb9dfb16.jpeg

VaalaVasaVarde , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I’m not getting an astro, I watched Runaway (1984) I know what they can do:

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doggle , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

So a toggleable vasectomy.

Trouble is you need a several days (maybe a week or more) and/or a few ejaculations to actually be sterile after a vasectomy… So this isn’t the kind of thing that you can flip on in the moment and you’re safe.

explodicle ,

I’d imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn’t be too bad.

ArcaneSlime ,

Better to keep it off until you and your wife are trying for a kid than keep it on and flip it off for saf(er) sex. Why keep your cum on while you’re just walking around?

FooBarrington ,

Mostly for fashion reasons

Noedel ,

They told me three months. In case the wires reconnect

samus12345 , in Thanks internet!
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https://y.yarn.co/ccda7a17-299b-447e-a01d-cd3fb2dc4c96_text.gif

Skua , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Small fandoms? There is a delightful youtube channel called Colganology in which an eccentric old English man documents his craft projects and whatever else is on his mind. I discovered him because of his series in which he builds a bunch of absolutely terrible musical instruments out of random bits and bobs that he has lying around. I would very much appreciate a depiction of his mighty war horns intimidating his enemies

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I said no niche fandoms.

But here it is, since I found this channel amusing.

Timecode of a reference: youtu.be/NzWjCkgG9bE?si=sNM-vpjBqiaM18eJ&t=22

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Skua ,

Oh my bad, I totally misunderstood what you meant. Excellent drawing though

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Let’s say it was a decent recomendation that occured there by chance (:

Rereading my rules after your reply I find them, ehm, very awkwardly worded. Every excluded thing is connected by AND so order doesn’t matters, and if you read ‘things we don’t want on Lemmy’ and then niche fandoms, bigotry and CSAM, it means these are things not included in the first, or things ‘we’ want on Lemmy lol. I’m not in the position to point at a light misunderstanding after THAT fuck up :D

nifty , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

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nifty ,
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I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly

The_Picard_Maneuver , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Love me some shitty star trek art

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

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The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol

IzzyScissor , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I see two casings for switches. Do you have to toggle each ball individually or something?

Also, how do you remember which way to flip the switch? Can it get turned around?

randomdeadguy ,

I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?

rmuk ,

Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.

IzzyScissor ,

“FUCK, I came for longer than 5 seconds. Now I have to go through the factory reset AGAIN.”

chiliedogg ,

“You’ve turned on sticky keys.”

ted , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

pythonoob ,

So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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It’s a circle. I mean, cycle. I can’t excite you anymore.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ad705825-dde5-4361-ac85-a8f5606538d5.jpeg

nightwatch_admin , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

“Yoghurtzilla” спасибо

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Пожалуйста, приходите ещё.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I initially thought it’s a response to some other picture, lol.

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nightwatch_admin ,

Thanks, спасибо! I love it

Feathercrown , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

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Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

RandomStickman , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Lobster

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

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RandomStickman ,
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You went above and beyond

CaptainBasculin , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

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mongooseofrevenge , in No, seriously, I want to know

Shredding beef

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in Some of y'all need this

This looks like the style of drawings where’s there’s secretly an old clown and young clown in the picture.

The real answer is that the person on the right is being swallowed by a giant a black and white imperfect Cell from DBZ.

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