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Noodle07 , in Thanks internet!

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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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grrgyle ,

what sound does it make

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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HONK

samus12345 ,
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Looks like its hair is actually eyebrows.

RememberTheApollo_ , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?

flying_sheep ,
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What? Why would you permanently compress it?

RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.

Jimbo , in No, seriously, I want to know
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Where my cow fursuits at

Paradachshund , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

I really don’t understand smart home stuff. Seems like such a waste of money to me for a negligible convenience gain.

iAmTheTot , (edited )

I like having smart things for automating certain aspects of the home. It also adds convenience for certain lifestyles. I can control my thermometer thermostat while I’m out of the house, for example, or check in on my pets on the cameras.

This is not advocating for things like what Amazon is doing, to be clear.

Paradachshund ,

Checking on the pets seems like a good use. Why do you need to change your thermometer when you’re outside the house, though?

toynbee ,

The simplest examples I can think of would be:

  • you meant to before you left but forgot
  • weather conditions changed so your house temperature needs changed
  • you want the house to be warm or cool when you get home, similar to the main benefit of remotely starting a car

I know many dumb thermostats support scheduling, which might preempt the last one, but if - again - you forgot to set that up or you didn’t know when you were going to be home, it would be a boon to have a way to address that.

Also, most of the smart thermostats I’ve seen have temperature threshold alarms. If a fire starts, you would get a notification and hopefully be able to do something about it. Or if the climate control system fails while you’re out, you can respond as appropriate.

I agree that there is no biological imperative for smart home equipment, but I have appreciated mine many times; and I mostly self host, so in theory I’m not giving away data. To me, the only downside is the cost, which comparatively isn’t really all that bad in many cases.

Rolder ,

I could see the reason for scheduling a thermostat, at least. Mostly to save money on heating/cooling when you are not home.

NovaPrime ,
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One reason we like the remote thermostat is it allows us to adjust the temp automatically for house plants depending on temp and humidity.

boletus ,

For the pets, or preheating your home for when you’re there.

Psythik ,

To save money on your electric bill. A smart thermostat will know when you’re not home, and automatically turn up the temperature to keep the bills down. It can also know when you’re heading home, so that it can turn it back down and have the house already cooled for you before you even open the front door.

You can also use them to automatically pre-cool your house at night, when electricity is cheaper. The residual coolness keeps temperatures down and the thermostat doesn’t have to run the A/C as much during the day, when electricity is more expensive

Paradachshund ,

That all sounds good, but aside from the remote control doesn’t seem like any of it would require it to be smart. Scheduling it would do the same thing with a simpler piece of tech.

So far I think you’ve made the best argument for it, though.

hemko ,

I personally love cool tech, that’s it. It’s not even about the convenience but “oh shit bro you see what this shit can do???” -kinda thing. It’s cool

What I don’t love is some asshole corporation stealing and abusing that data for their profits or handing it to the pigs

Paradachshund ,

That’s fair. I definitely don’t mean to yuck anyone’s yum. I just have the opposite reaction to most new tech I guess.

lightnsfw ,

If all this stuff actually integrated with other things you owned (regardless of brand) and was under your control instead of Amazon’s it would be cool as hell. Instead it spies on you with a thin veneer of functionality on top.

Zwiebel ,

You can do that with HomeAssistant

Riven ,
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Same here, if I do get anything that’s cool new tech I’ll get the self hosted version. I don’t need anyone else having access to my stuff.

Holzkohlen ,

Unless you are disabled, in that case it seems mega convenient and worth the privacy nightmare.

Paradachshund ,

That definitely seems like the best use case in my opinion. I can absolutely understand the appeal for people with disabilities.

Psythik ,

Having appliances that are aware of your energy costs is a good reason. There is a massive potential for savings if your fridge and thermostat know to avoid running as much as possible during the hours of the day when electricity is the most expensive, for example. That reason alone makes smart home stuff worth it for me.

Also, having lights that adjust their color temperature automatically throughout the day works wonders for my sleep. It’s like having a blue light filter for your entire home. And don’t even get me started on how nice it is to have a smart TV. It’s basically Android for your living room, which means that you can install 3rd party apps and block ads without paying a premium. Who needs Netflix when you can just directly stream torrents to your TV?

Paradachshund , in No, seriously, I want to know

Cowabunga

Rayspekt ,

Brisketflips all day

tkk13909 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

This is, in fact, a shit post

abbadon420 ,

Nope, this is just bad taste

neuracnu , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Hang on one second babe…

(clap-clap)

peopleproblems ,

Things you don’t want tied to a clapper may include this device.

ArcaneSlime ,

Go to a play

“Fuck was that even or odd?! I’ve been workin’ on this date since dinner!”

JohnWorks , in I'm an adult, I do whatever the fuck I want

Does it come with a toy though

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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A freaky fucking freak toy

jrbaconcheese , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

kboy101222 ,

More of a vas deferens I think

wolfpack86 ,

Angry up vote

jrbaconcheese ,

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

SpaceNoodle , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

It would be cuter if it could figure out what table legs are

Sorgan71 , in Thanks internet!

I used it to watch a man die on a horse’s cock when I was 7

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  • umbrella ,
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    horse cocks are a hell of a workout, yes

    FangedWyvern42 ,
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    That video isn’t the time that killed him, so don’t worry all you saw was a man fucking a horse.

    kazren , in No, seriously, I want to know

    That’s Skate 3! That ditch run was one of my favorite spots. The cow thing is a mod though

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Thanks, vegan

    iAvicenna , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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    wait till this comes with a monthly subscription

    Agent641 ,

    When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes

    GreatTitEnthusiast , in Thanks internet!

    Low quality information is easier to produce than high quality information

    Even worse, while people prefer high quality information, the preference is weaker than other preferences, such as the desire to see things that are cute or make you angry

    5714 ,

    Information density and qaulity also often comes with information complexity, I assume.

    bjoern_tantau , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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    Sounds like AI with extra steps.

    Guadin ,
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    So better?

    andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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    nightwatch_admin ,

    отлично, очень хорошо

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