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Holzkohlen , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I’d just forget which one is on and which one is off. Also I have zero need for the on setting.

FlyingSquid , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
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I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
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I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/011be823-fd68-451b-8426-5c78ac241c00.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
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As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

Kolanaki , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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This is the real reason Data doesn’t tell everyone where his off switch is.

S_H_K ,

That’s some Chobits shit.

Pacattack57 , in Dance music is music you can dance to.

Thank you Tuxor. Dance music is music you can dance to is a revolutionary in sight.

tux0r OP ,
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tips hat

AVincentInSpace , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

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Rayspekt , in No, seriously, I want to know

Holy cow!

clark , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e6ff84d1-ef08-42c9-bb07-8dce84a1d7d9.jpeg

HRDS_654 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

Every time I see something like this I’m reminding that pedophiles tried to rebrand as MAPs. Thankfully it didn’t really work.

NoIWontPickAName , in Borrowing a car

Did I stutter?

Oha , (edited ) in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Draw a comically large spoon.

FlyingSquid ,
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Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Oha ,

amazing…

RandomVideos , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A english to english translator

Wearing a hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/96e418f2-ba56-4adc-8113-b854811417db.jpeg

bdonvr , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

FOSS software on hardware you own or nothing when it comes to these kinds of things.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Exactly this. I’ll have all open source everything or I’m not using it. And I’m perfectly happy with everything in my home being dumb and manual like it’s 1990.

Lucidlethargy ,

Some solutions don’t have FOSS counterparts, such as Arlo’s that are driven by batteries. Arlo doesn’t give footage to police, though.

Yokozuna , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Taco

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Paranomaly , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Roses are red, this drink’s made from laudanum…

saigot , in And he will not stop collecting data. EVER.

I find it very funny that the supposedly more human pic is in fact a fake.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Got to cancel out his uncanny valley face with an uncanny valley edit.

Hubi ,
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Damn, I had no idea.

samus12345 ,
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