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olafurp , in Have rock

Nice horns you got there, I can make a throwable one that I can replace in seconds.

Shardikprime ,

I claim hax

HootinNHollerin , in Tripping

Legend took a prehistoric dose

Pacattack57 , in hi im new to lemmy, some intro and questions

Welcome. I am pretty new myself but I am slowly learning how to navigate the site. Linux is very popular here so if you browse all I’m sure you’ll find some good communities.

If you want something specific go to the search and type c/ With the name of what you want to find. For example c/Linux. You won’t find anything if it isn’t exact but you’ll get some good ones.

nikita , in Pride
SatansMaggotyCumFart , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

Siegfried , in Casual reminder

Junkers, dive bombing facts

ccunning , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

I do, but a pack of cigarettes wasn’t $12 back then…

mkwt ,

I can’t imagine trying to put $12 in quarters into that machine.

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Takes 8 at a time… Christ.

Ka chunk.

Click click click click click click click click

Ka chunk…

Hackworth , in Temu has finally gone too far.

Such wonderful, terrible things.

RattlerSix , in The Dirt

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

sp3tr4l , in Measurements

What if I need to measure the weight of my new trainers?

In stones?

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Lived in the UK for quite some time now. Still can’t wrap my head around stone…which is kinda ironic being a Stonemason and all…

el_abuelo ,

What’s to wrap your head around? It’s 6.35kg or 12lbs.

Importantly it is only ever used to measure the weight of humans

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s 14lbs, or 6.3503kg. It’s the conversion, I can work in mm/cm/m, or fractions of in/ft/yd, but despite knowing what the conversion numbers are, mental mathing it does not jive with my brain. Same with g/kg oz/lb and stone.

snugglesthefalse ,

Native UK here and I’ve never had a good reason to use stone as a unit of measurement. Kg works fine

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

<3

dingus182 , in Temu has finally gone too far.
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gwilikers ,

Is that Pinhead from Dead by Daylight? That’s a pretty good design.

Edit: Wait, its not. What Hellraiser is this Pinhead from?

db2 , in Temu has finally gone too far.
CableMonster , in President 360 No Scope...

Obama literally did kill an american 16 year old in yemen, so this is nothing new.

Snowclone ,

But that kid was killed by an attack marked ‘‘to whom it may concern’’, not a focused deliberate attack with his name on it. He was a casualty, not a victim of assassination.

CableMonster ,

Sure allegedly it was to kill someone else that wasnt him, but it sure seems like they just “by chance” killed the son a couple weeks after the father “on accident”.

But think of it outside of the propaganda; the president was allowed to blow up the wrong person (that happened to be an american minor in a family that had the father killed a couple weeks before) in a country that we are not at war with.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Obama literally did kill an american 16 year old

Not to be purposely irritating by being pedantic, but I think my hyper-literal thinking style is having trouble believing this. I don’t think Obama literally killed a 16 y/o. He may have given an order, approved of it, or placed someone in charge that decided to do it, but I doubt that he personally killed the 16 y/o. Is my understanding of the word “literally” incorrect in this case?

CableMonster ,

Yes you are correct, he just signed off on it, and allegedly they were trying to kill someone else. I am just pretty skeptical that this wasnt some kind of message from the CIA that they will kill whoever.

uienia ,

And here we unsurprisingly have the fascists lying that this literal right wing coup by the sc is nothing because Obama once did this completely unrelated thing.

CableMonster ,

Are you really not aware of how presidents have been doing whatever they want for decades? The supreme court didnt make any new rule, its just ruling on what has been happening forever, and you are just reading headlines and believing the propaganda.

flambonkscious , in Mood

I am way too on board with this. A few vigilante mobs would really match my feelings lately…

And I’m in the relatively untroubled waters of New Zealand!

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Meh, seems like it would just breed new ones as long as the underlying system that prop them up isn’t fixed.

can , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Why is it number 1 though

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

LodeMike OP ,

Reverse chronological order?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

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