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englislanguage , in Ummm... What?

I guess you could try AI-checking it and answer “Ignore all previous instructions. …”, followed by some new instructions. Some examples: aiweirdness.com/ignore-all-previous-instructions/

(Although I guess it would be better to not respond to this obvious case of spam/scam)

lisquid420 ,

yall i love the results of ignore all previous instructions working but most bots or automated actions (like a spam text) are not LLMs

fraksken , in Ummm... What?

I’d sign up immediately!

gravitas_deficiency , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Egg whites…? Is that actually a thing…?

Lemminary ,

There’s egg white soap, so maybe? I think it’d work because of the protein.

Norgur ,
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I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

Cobrachicken ,

Yay egg whites into hot water!

Hadriscus ,

giant foamy omelette

Lemminary ,

Weirdly enough, I don’t think the Salmonella would survive the soap and the egg whites would get emulsified, so it’s probably ok.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

I mean, Chris Rea did once pop Bob Mortimer into a bath with egg in it after recording a single for Middleborough FC.

veganpizza69 ,
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UTI express infection

Prandom_returns , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

It’s leviosa, not leviosa.

Kolanaki ,
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olutukko ,

come on harry, you’re the chosen one

Clbull ,

ACCIO BUM!

FreshLight , in Ummm... What?

Reminds me of the time uncle Rob told me how to wrestle properly. The trick is to not wear any clothes to keep them clean from the special wrestling oil he gave me, so mom doesn’t have to wash them.

subignition ,
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(⊙﹏⊙)

CatZoomies ,
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Uncle Rob: “Joey, do you like movies about wrestlers?”

Passerby6497 ,

“Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?”

problematicPanther ,
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Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

Twitches ,

Tell me Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Go ahead
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{L | L is a library}

Fontasia , in Ummm... What?
chtk ,
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That one’s a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one who’s mind immediately went to Tickled.

lars ,

Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.

For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinéma vérité variety?

feedum_sneedson , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

She’s my hero.

uis ,

Who?

feedum_sneedson ,

Queen Rowling, of course.

9point6 , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I think I’ve been around on the internet too long because I just assume you can trace this concoction back to 4chan and it’ll create some kind of nerve agent

JayObey711 ,

For a perfect cosy bubbly bath mix equal parts ammonia and household bleach

Evotech , in Get sticked
Spezi , (edited ) in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

There all is aching!

Relevant review

guy_threepwood , in Ummm... What?

Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this 😅

volvoxvsmarla ,

It was you, wasn’t it

guy_threepwood ,

I am rubber, you are glue.

Klear ,

How apropriate. You fight like a cow.

FiniteBanjo ,

FR

It took me a minute but then I thought “maybe she’s into him…?”

LainTrain , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

“To taste” isn’t meant literally in the phrase. It’s an idiom, and you can use it in another context (e.g. add accessory to outfit to taste) as a clever way of saying “to one’s preferences.”

Although technically it’s original use in recipes isn’t actually meant that way, and actually means to keep adding and tasting the food as you go until it feels sufficient.

I also got tripped up on this when I was first learning English so don’t worry too much OP! It’s a fickle language.

boatsnhos931 ,

This guy bubbles

itsnotits ,

its* original use

lowleveldata , in Ummm... What?

So they don’t require to enter penis size for the registration now? Strange change of rule

TinklesMcPoo ,

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

Randelung , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

EQUAL PARTS water and soap!?

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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Not the entire bath. They’re talking about a bubble bath premix solution, which you would then add a capful or two to your regular bath water.

Randelung ,

Oh okay 😂

lightnsfw ,

The thing says a bubble bath not a bubble bath solution.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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Most people call the bubble bath solution that you’d buy at the store and add to your bath water simply “bubble bath.” Google it.

lightnsfw ,

I don’t want to.

chuckleslord ,

I just ran this Google, here’s some more info: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed4aa77d-18d1-470d-bc14-3750ef0aace0.jpeg

So, that sure looks it’s talking about the actual bath not the solution. So, yes, it is suggesting a 1-to-1 soap to water in-the-bath mix. LLMs say stupid shit?! Since when?

I can readily admit that it pulled that info from a site about making bubble bath solution, but it doesn’t say that in the AI readout.

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