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samus12345 , in Growing Old
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The first time I can remember feeling old was when I was walking home behind a couple of kids and one said to the other in a cautionary tone that there was a “big ol’ guy” (or words to that effect) behind them. I guess I seemed menacing in some way? I was in my early twenties, which means those kids are older now than I was then.

Snowclone ,

I think mine was when I turned 30 and all my health fell apart, and I needed a lot of treatment you hear old people talk about.

Dagwood222 ,

I was about 17. Slapped the awing of a building for no particular reason. Little kid walkign with his Daddy says “That man is tall!”

First time anyone called me a man.

downpunxx , in Space Alert

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Agent641 ,

What if theres like, really big diamonds tho?

samus12345 , (edited ) in shitpost
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“lived in 2 centuries and millenniums” isn’t much of a flex, since anyone born in 2000 and earlier has as well.

EDIT: I’ve seen this edited a few times, but never the original. What did it say that the end? looks it up

“We’re just that cool.” I liked “We’re just racist” better.

ADTJ ,

90s kids will eventually be the last to claim it for a long time

samus12345 ,
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2000s kids will be, because if they were born in 2000 they were kids in the 00s.

_stranger_ ,

Dec 31, 1999 11:59:59 was the last possible second you could be born on to be born in the previous millennium.

samus12345 ,
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No. 2000 was also the 20th century/second millennium. As the number implies, year 1 through 1999 encompasses 1,999 years, not 2,000.

Nounka ,

O god that debate again…

Imo at least 975 years to early.

samus12345 ,
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Not a debate, a fact. A millennium is 1,000 years. 1,000 years was completed at the end of the year 1000. The second 1,000 years was completed at the end of the year 2000.

Liz ,

Or we could just say “fuck that noise” and just say the first millennium was a little bit short.

samus12345 ,
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_stranger_ ,
deegeese , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I don’t know who we’re making fun of so I’m making fun of you.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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No this post had 40 downvotes because it’s not funny. It’s just sensory overload in meme format.

loaExMachina ,

It seems pretty clear to me that this is a parody of conservative memes. I suppose many of the downvotes are from people who take it literally or who aren’t sure.

I don’t know why, but it seems many in this community default to downvoting what they don’t understand instead of ignoring. This isn’t even just for political memes, same thing happened when I posted a bad apple joke.

botorfj , in 🤨🤨🤨
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big m&m is watching you

captain_oni , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Some people don’t understand the difference between a shitpost and a shit post.

PunnyName , in 🤨🤨🤨

He looks hungry.

LodeMike OP ,

Probably is

Ninmi , in Video essays made by VTubers be like:
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Follow small vtubers, don’t go on X and don’t go on YouTube. Save yourself from this stupidity.

ThrowawaySobriquet , in 🤨🤨🤨

Y’all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we’re gonna get a Tianamandm Square

dogsoahC ,

So, nothing happens?

downpunxx OP , in I'm with Joe Biden

text:

We had a Democratic nomination process and the voters have spoken clearly and decisively. I received over 14 million votes, 87% of the votes cast across the entire nominating process. I have nearly 3,900 delegates, making me the presumptive nominee of our party by a wide margin. This was a process open to anyone who wanted to run. Only three people chose to challenge me. One fared no badly that he left the primaries to run as an independent. Another attacked me for being too old and was soundly defeated. The voters of the Democratic Party have voted. They have chosen me to be the nominee of the party.
Do we now just say this process didn't matter? That the voters don't have a say? I decline to do that. I feel a deep obligation to the faith and the trust the voters of the Democratic Party have placed in me to run this year. It was their decision to make. Not the press, not the pundits, not the big donors, not any selected group of individuals, no matter how well intentioned. The voters — and the voters alone — decide the nominee of the Democratic Party. How can we stand for democracy in our nation if we ignore it in our own party? I cannot do that. I will not do that.

db2 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I now know what 4chan meant by “Christard”. 🙄

unexposedhazard , in I'm with Joe Biden

What is this from?

wesker ,
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Some Philip K. Dick novel.

tehfishman , in I'm with Joe Biden

Sir this is a Wendy’s

downpunxx OP ,

"Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!"

reversebananimals , (edited )

In that case let’s go Brandon!

Remember, if you downvote me, then you’re admitting what you just said is bullshit.

Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

wesker ,
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Edit and my experiment was correct. Theres plenty of dumb political opinions no one wants to see on here. Thanks for helping me prove my point all

I downvoted you because you challenged me to.

Sylaran ,
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Based

LesserAbe ,

Of course you can downvote. Community rules are about whether a post or user will be removed. If you think OP’s post is so bad try to get it downvoted like you are

nifty , in Space Alert
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It’s taking a summer vacation in Andromeda

dogsoahC , in 🤨🤨🤨

Those signs read like they demand justice for killer cops from a jail called Tyre Nichols.

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