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ImplyingImplications , in A WHAT NIGHT?

you must be in character

At least one person will be doing an Arabic accent

ThatOneDudeFromOhio , in D - Depression

Dissertation 👌

Noodle07 , in D - Depression

Haha, same… :(

deven , in Blue or red door?
@deven@kerala.party avatar

blue door on loop be an immortal

Blackdoomax ,

You go back in time, you are still aging.

gmtom , in Blue or red door?

Blue door without question. Even if there was a stipulation that I couldn’t invest in stocks or bitcoin or do anything else that would make me rich.

I fantasise about going back and doing it all again, not making huge changes, but little ones, living my life with the knowledge and security I have now, so I would be able to enjoy my childhood instead of stressing about the future, I could be kinder to people around me and help them when they were struggling. I could tell the people I loved that I loved them instead of keeping those feeling held back due to insecurity. I could spend more time with my pets when I was “too busy” before. I could start the hobbies and sports I ended up loving as a child, and actually have the chance to be competitive at them.

InternetTubes , in Blue or red door?

Mistakes such as guessing the wrong lottery numbers all those times.

OZFive ,

Mining Bitcoin immediately and knowing exactly when to get cash out.

CarolineJohnson , in D - Depression
@CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works avatar

D: Doofenshmirtz Body Pillow Straight from Japan

ImplyingImplications , in D - Depression

D - Dog, like a Great Dane or something

Rakonat , in Blue or red door?

Red Door cause I know myself enough to know I’m gonna make all the same mistakes even if I had perfect recollection of years of details I don’t even remember now.

CaptPretentious ,

Why would you go back in time only to make the same mistakes again when you can now have ample opportunity for whole new ones!

_bug0ut ,
@_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

Big brain thinking right here. Variety is the spice of life.

Blackdoomax ,

I can’t imagine all the mistakes i could do with 10M xD

BudgetBandit , in ginger

Niffer

EvilCartyen , in Blue or red door?

Haven’t really made many mistakes in my life, so… red door!

remer , in Oh dear
@remer@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s my karma and I want it now!

MooseBoys , in Treat yo self

Get yourself a little something! See new listings for 3mm machine screws!

VikingHippie ,

While you’re here, allow us to tempt you with this fine selection of unadorned plastic garbage cans that are either too small for your garbage or just barely too big for your garbage bags.

FellowHuman , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

I think the progression should be in folowing order: Virginia - West Virginia - North West Virginia - West North West Virginia. And so on

So just prefixing the one closer. It looks way better(silier) and actualy explains what state is this one next to.

jayrodtheoldbod , in This company makes memes like a 80 year old who just discovered meme generator.

These are so bad that it makes me wonder if they’re careful acts of parody

VikingHippie ,

You’d think so, except that would call attention to how bizarre their product (expensive ai-generated cartoon porn? That’s what it looks like anyway…) really is

Tangent5280 ,

It’s like getting a zero on a true false test - even someone who doesn’t speak the language would be scoring 25-75, it would take an expert to score a zero.

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