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chemicalwonka , (edited ) in Casual reminder
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There is no escape because Bourgeois representative “democracy” is a lie

gedaliyah , in hi im new to lemmy, some intro and questions
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shasta , in Hello I think you'll love this house.

Looks like a duplex which makes it even weirder because it’s not symmetrical.

ToucheGoodSir , in Measurements

In Hamburgerland, we have the freedom to retardedly choose to use Freedom-units ™ like feet & inches

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Because quarter pounder just sounds better than eighth kilogrammer

Nomad ,

We just call it a Burger ;)

ray ,

Royale with cheese has a nice ring to it though

MacNCheezus ,
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Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Throwback to when they tried introducing the third pounder and y’all complained because you thought it was smaller.

lars ,

Or maybe shame on Big Burger for being too scared to introduce a half pounder.

Kusimulkku ,

I want QF 25-pounder

sp3tr4l ,

Studying the history of marketing is immensely depressing.

ArmokGoB ,

125 grammer

Liz ,

Buck-twenty-Gs, baby!

MindTraveller ,

Call it a gutfiller.

Jimbo ,
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You know what I like eighth kilogrammer, a kg especially of meat is heavy as hell

Honytawk ,

No, you have the freedom to not chose anything other than feet.

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the M/D/Y that sneaks up on me as someone from the rest of the world.

Whenever you’re in the first 12 days of the month, you just don’t know :/

At least with feet and inches I’m quickly prompted to fix it.

Although sometimes, in all the developers wisdom that the only place in the world is the USA, you can’t change it.

Zachariah , in Nutella
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no wrong way to eat that shit

Track_Shovel OP ,

No. Wrong way to eat that shit

FtFY

flambonkscious ,

Needs more pineapple, although I’m not sure how that fits the analogy

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Nutella

I really should call her.

rsuri , in Have rock
theangryseal , (edited )

I fucking loved this video as a kid.

Wooooooooooo

ouRKaoS ,

IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!!!

baatliwala ,

Lol, sauce?

Venator ,
SpaceNoodle , in Measurements

Imperial, or US customary?

TerraRoot ,

I like the wording customary alot more then people spoutn’ “standard”

pumpkinseedoil ,

As someone who isnt from the… I think two or three? countries in this world that still use the imperial system standard is metric for me. So yes, if someone means the US customary system and isn’t in the USA they shouldn’t say standard or they’ll confuse people

CableMonster , in Casual reminder

Are we really going with the trump is hitler thing again?

pyre ,

no, he himself is doing that.

CableMonster ,

Please tell me exact things he has done that have been like hitler? I need direct examples of things he has actually done directly.

pyre ,

ml

i don’t have time for bad faith bullshit but here’s a list that doesn’t even get into his hitler-like tendencies but noting only direct invocations of hitler: forward.com/…/donald-trump-hitler-nazi-references…

CableMonster ,

Holy conspiracy theory dude… “In a picture trump tweeted, if you turn it sideways and raise the light levels you will see a ghost image of hitler in the picture behind his head!”

pyre ,

yeah dude, none of it is intended, just whoopsie daisy, accidentally nazi’d again… yeah it wasn’t convincing for pewdiepie, not gonna be convincing with the actual fascist who says he wants to be a dictator.

CableMonster ,

When you see someone on the right claiming a thing that sounds crazy, that is literally you with that website you linked. Its so weird that stuff works on you guys.

pyre ,

as i said I don’t have time for bad faith bullshit. come back when you get one comment with positive karma.

CableMonster ,

So you have time to get into conspiracy theories but not respond to someone with a different opinion… Sounds great!

dudinax ,

He’s more of a Gaddafi, but you won’t like that much either.

Countries that go for these types of guys never end up doing well, but the fans never seem to notice.

volodya_ilich ,

Trump is a Gaddafi? Trump wants to nationalize the main sources of wealth of the country, to redirect the profits towards the majority of the population, towards education and healthcare and infrastructure? Trump is a weird form of socialist who believes in something analogous in America to the Pana-Africanism and Pan-Arabism that Gaddafi promoted?

What the hell is that comparison?

dudinax ,

They’re both conniving, self-serving authoritarian dummies. It’s true that Gaddafi had some virtues and Donny doesn’t seem to have any.

volodya_ilich ,

Gaddafi actively turned his country from a backwards, exploited, standard north-african country, into the country in Africa with the highest living standards… I’m sorry but you can’t compare him with Trump.

While you can say Gaddafi had some authoritarian tendencies, Libya had a democratic parliament in no way less functional than the one in the US.

RecluseRamble , (edited ) in Casual reminder

That’s just a bit over 3 legislative periods. Hardly enough for anything significant to happen.

Edit: Just two hours passed and Poe’s Law struck again.

Agent641 ,

How long until Coles Law?

(I am very hungry)

hakunawazo ,

Accompanied by J Law*?

*Either him or her, I don’t mind both.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in my fault gang

It’s only a couple days, there’s no need to whinge about it.

CitizenKong , in Casual reminder

Also, Hitler had to declare a state if emergency to gain the absolute power the Supreme Court has just handed to the US president.

Suffice it to say, something lile this is impossible now in Germany. The justices of our highest court, the Bindesverfassungsgericht, can only hold the job for 12 years and can be no older than 68. They are also always equally voted in by two different branches of the government and need a two thirds majority for any decision.

Our democracy isn’t without faults, but this is probably our strongest bulwark against another descent into facsism.

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Let’s hope it holds up against the AFD

iarigby ,

it looks like it isn’t holding up? How are they allowed to still campaign?

ZILtoid1991 ,

They’re concealing their true nature, and get a bunch of naïve moderates to clean their image. Jobbik did it in Hungary first, it even lead to the radicals splitting out the party under Mi Hazánk Mozgalom (Our Homeland Movement - technically a satellite party and the “bad cops” of Fidesz), and the moderates rebranding as more boring conservatives. Fidesz learned this tactic, and used it to make Trianon Revisionism seem like a “common cause”. Gamergate also did it the first round, the second round was just a literal reaction against any kind of inclusivity. The republicans are also doing it of course: Their average voter isn’t as evil as it seems, they’re just the naïve loyal voters, who think even if things go bad, they can just be removed from legislation. Which is true, but it will be hard if democracy is dismantled like in Hungary, and even then you can’t unlegislate ruined lives, the dead from their graves, the lost years people had to endure because of bad laws and no worker’s protections.

CitizenKong ,

Because the Verfassungsschutz sucks, but that’s not the fault of the Bundesverfassungsgericht.

And they repeatedly declared laws of the government unconstitutional, not matter which parties were in the coalition at the moment.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I think Trump will declare a state of emergency as soon as people will riot against his unjust laws. Project 2025 has something about deploying the military against the population to force through deeply unpopular laws.

Hupf , in Have rock
garbagebagel , in Nutella

I’m having such a visceral reaction to this picture I can’t even really explain. Why would you do this

v4ld1z , in Shark Week
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I know that they usually don’t do anything, but they’re still scary as fuck. Something their form and equipment not having changed for the last million years or so is just very intimidating

FiniteBanjo ,

“Usually don’t do anything” is an understatement.

They’re not complex enough to waste energy on non-food objects, though. Shark attacks are incredibly rare, and fatalities are less than a rounding error. But humans killing sharks, that is measurable in 9 digits annually.

cows_are_underrated ,

Yeah its very sad. Also, when the sharks die, the entire eco system dies. Sharks are completely harmless(at least statistically). More people die from coconuts dropping on their heads than from shark attacks. Meanwhile we are actively extinguishing the entire shark population.

UnrefinedChihuahua ,
AnUnusualRelic ,
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I didn’t even know that you had to look out for cows dropping on your head. I’ll be extra careful next time I go to the countryside. Thanks for the tip.

Johanno ,

Cows have the number advantage. How many people would die if we farm sharks like cows?

Wanna some shark milk?

v4ld1z ,
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Good point, very true

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