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howsetheraven , in 100, here I cum

My entire life I heard 40 is middle aged because life expectancy is somewhere around 80. 40 is when the mid-life crisis starts happening as well.

TIEPilot , in Treat yo self

Donna Meagle: “Treat yo self!”

Tom Haverford: “Treat yo self 2023!”

mdurell , in Treat yo self

Seat yo self!

DocMcStuffin , in Treat yo self
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MajorHavoc ,

This has got to be from Dead Like Me? I don’t remember this moment, but it feels like a scene from Dead Like Me.

visak ,

Yep. Pretty sure I remember it from there. Shame that show lost its creator and went downhill.

DocMcStuffin ,
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Yeah it’s Dead Like Me.

spoilerAfter George was killed by the flaming ballistic toilet seat, her sister developed an obsession.

MajorHavoc ,

Right! That jogs my memory. Thank you!

Thedogspaw , in Toyoda

Instead of a tesla buy a muskla now seating 10 because we can’t be replaced

Socsa , in Part of a balanced diet

This feels like a futurecanoe bit

dual_sport_dork , in Treat yo self
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Or: “Products you may be interested in!” [List of the exact products you already bought.]

I am not buying a second laptop just like the one I just bought. It is not, in an ideal scenario, a consumable item.

MarkTheBob ,

Mmmmm yummy

Johanno ,

Well you might have enjoyed your Laptop so much that you are going to gift a new one to all of your friends

_stranger_ ,

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WhyIDie ,

maybe that’s what’s causing the chip shortage

Thedogspaw , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

This is so stupid 🤣 now do country’s

mind , in Well...that was anticlimactic

The US Government did not say aliens exist. A former military officer said “nonhuman” biological material was in one of the craft they downed. That could mean someone put a monkey or a dog in a test vehicle, it could mean a bird flew into the thing.

Even if he was saying it’s aliens, testifying to congress is not the same thing as the government itself claiming aliens exist. They are reporting to the government, not making statements on behalf of the government.

Pinklink ,

B-but that’s now as fun!

PersnickityPenguin ,

It could also mean a pile of dog poop

JiraiyaIsNoLyah , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

BIG VIRGINIA 🤣🤣

Moxvallix , in my single most hated emoji
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Moxvallix , in He's coming for you!
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ohno

EndlessApollo , in Well...that was anticlimactic

Funny how all the “skeptics” here have to straight up act like the tic tac doesn’t exist. Yea a lot of the claims there were backed up by non existent/classified stuff that couldn’t be revealed publicly, but there’s no human explanation for the way that thing flew

Meowoem ,

The two ship based lasers making plasma where they intersect is a very sensible explanation and it’s a project the navy were likely testing during the exercise where the tiktak was filmed, I don’t know why people pretend it doesn’t exist.

EndlessApollo ,

So they were just putting on a cool light show and won’t even bother to confirm that’s what happened? And even if that can create a similar looking phenomenon, why would they be doing that? The sky is huge, the chances of those lasers intersecting long enough to create that effect for that long are slim to none imo, unless there was a reason for them to be doing that

HorseRabbit ,

“The sky is huge” Lmao

Meowoem ,

No it’s an air defence weapon not a light show, they purposely intersect the beams to create plasma to target missiles and planes - a super hot ball of plasma is impossible to defend against and can move as fast as the motors on the laser turrets can reorientate, like how searchlights move faster than planes or now you can just pivot your hips to keep a F1 car in the frame of your camera rather than running along beside it.

It’s got a lot of huge advantages like not requiring ammo so in theory could just slice through a fleet of drones or dozens of decoy missiles without extra cost or logistics however the energy costs are huge so it might not be a fully realisable tool.

I actually think that them sinking billions into r&d but ending up with an impractical device could be why there’s enough drama to get this in the senate - it’s also possible that the whole hearing is designed to look like a poor cover up of the plasma tech so that China thinks it works and invests in r&d only to waste time and effort. The CIA used to do similar to Russia all the time with things like remote viewing.

Certainly I can’t think of a reason aliens would be zigzagging around in busy sky, where as it being a secret test project would also explain all the ‘cover up’ stuff about high level agents taking radar data and telling people not to talk about it, etc.

EndlessApollo ,

Is that really how that stuff works?? I always thought the idea was that the laser would track the missile and melt it out of the sky. What you’re saying sounds super high tech I’ve never heard of that, I’m gonna look that up tonight bc that sounds really cool even if it’s not practical bc energy costs

Meowoem ,

The simple laser pointer style takes huge amounts of energy and has more limited range from what I understand, this is a newer idea that they’ve been talking about.

Of course beside a few bits of information it’s all classified so we can only really guess about it, this article is really interesting they’re talking about using it to distract heat seekling missiles but also as a kind of display firework that can be controlled. forbes.com/…/ufos-plasma-lasers-and-the-pentagons… the voice of God bit makes me think of those Tesla coils playing the Tetris theme. I might have been wrong about it being an effective counter weapon but I’m sure I read it was planned to counter drone swarms so maybe they’ve been able to up the heat or sustainability of it.

ninjakitty7 , in This company makes memes like a 80 year old who just discovered meme generator.

When a meme has exactly zero layers of irony and doesn’t even have a punchline while also being a thinly veiled ad.

Lucidlethargy , in How are you guys feeling?
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