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AlligatorBlizzard , in We cater any event!

This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.

At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.

WarmSoda ,

I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.

HonkTonkWoman ,

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

neatchee , in soon
SnokenKeekaGuard , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.
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Try a new sport! Like drunk driving

PhobosAnomaly ,

Try electrical engineering! All you need is a socket and a fork!

ThePyroPython ,

(Laughs in superior Type G)

RickAstleyfounddead ,

Its legal with a fees

21Cabbage ,

Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

problematicPanther ,
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I feel like drunk racing should be a sport. I mean, we have 24 hours of lemons, why not drunk racing too?

JJROKCZ ,

I don’t see the connection… the 24 hr Le Mans race is completed by multiple drivers switching out every few hours so no one is driving 24 hours straight. That’s not how endurance racing works

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

no, not Le Mans, Lemons. it’s completely different.

bizarroland , (edited )

24 hours of mikes hard lemonades race. Could be fun and you have a *built in sponsor

lauha , in Help me out here

If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP , (edited )
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Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

kamenlady ,
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At least 10 more minutes

Technus ,

Well shit, that’s a non-starter then.

BeigeAgenda ,
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Better order something inflatable then, it will probably be more accommodating, and I suggest you order a wide selection and some repair kits just to be sure.

Ithral ,
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Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.

Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.

Cryophilia ,

Yeah I know 3 different plus sized gamers who are happily married

BudgetBandit , in Help me out here

“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

proctonaut ,

morbidly sexy

Kyyrypyy ,

Sounds like a great band name

can ,

rubenesque gamer

Zozano ,
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Diabetes Stranding

bappity , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

drunk driving ♥️🥰😍🥰💕

DakRalter , in Easiest way to tell the difference between bot and person
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

I’m sorry to say I tried this and it worked.

I also got a person to leave by writing VY Canis Majoris. I’m not sure how they interpreted that.

ssj2marx , in Planetary travel guide

I’m thinking Saturn is up there at S tier. Those rings are hot.

D tier is Mars. Just stupid ass-rocks.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
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Mars used to be B tier, but it really fell off after the hypertsunami.

SLVRDRGN ,

I thought people were generally into ass-rocks?

smokebuddy , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Hi, kids, do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

fernandu00 ,

My name is…

troglodytis ,

What

rickyrigatoni ,

Osmosis Jones

Swedneck ,
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bond name’s the james

TotallyNotSpez ,

Unexpected Slim Shady deserves instant upvotes.

Theme , in Planetary travel guide

“Humiliating… Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe.”

Coskii , in Help me out here
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I used to know one who would go for “here’s $100”, though that was many many years ago and I don’t know if she still lives that kind of life. I haven’t kept up with anyone from high-school, much less friends of friends.

ving_thor , in Help me out here

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

genuineparts ,
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If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?

AnUnusualRelic ,
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“I am no longer infected!”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Bouncy bouncy

kionite231 ,

If you throw some money at me I would

psycho_driver ,

Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.

AceSLS ,
dalekcaan ,

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Sam_Bass , (edited ) in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Probably because the high isnt permanent and the higher you go the farther you fall. Long falls hurt a helluva lot

YarHarSuperstar ,
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They’re joking of course. Nobody wants this life.

Signtist ,

I’ve seen plenty of people who think they could take hard, addictive drugs and not get addicted, or that the addiction would be a small price to pay for the highs of the drug. Plenty of people have far too much self confidence for their small understanding of the situation. It’s why drugs like heroin are still around; if everyone intrinsically understood that they’re not worth it, they’d have disappeared a long time ago.

cows_are_underrated OP ,

I still don’t get how people still use Heroin. Like, its common fucking sense that Heroin isn’t something to play around with. Everyone that barely knows anything about drugs knows, that its highly addictive. Even if it might be not as bad as other drugs(in terms of physical damage) it is a very dangerous drug and even tho, most people don’t know the details they know that its quite dangerous.

BrucePotality ,

I think a lot of the time people get prescribed pain killers for legitimate injuries then they become addicted to opiates and when the prescription runs out they seek them from another source ex. Heroin

Signtist ,

Yeah, that’s part of the reason why I just dealt with the pain whenever I was prescribed stuff like Vicodin. I don’t want to risk it at all.

lugal , in App development
damnedfurry ,

There was an attempt

threelonmusketeers ,

FYI:

#text

Renders as

To get

You have to type

#text

lugal ,

How does it render for you? Because in my app, both look the same. Only with a space after #, it is huge and bold:

text

threelonmusketeers ,

Interesting, I just did some more experimentation, and it seems to vary by app. In Eternity, Sync, and Summit, both ‘#text’ and ‘# text’ are rendered as a header. In Thunder, Boost, Voyager, and Connect, only ‘# text’ is rendered as a header.

Sop , in Help me out here

Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room

TexasDrunk ,

He calls it his lair.

RecluseRamble ,

*dungeon

Zozano ,
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**fungeon

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