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MacNCheezus , in Take a gander at this
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Modern problems require modern solutions

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Just $99?

$99 for your only carpet whole

EarthShipTechIntern , in Just $99?

Merkin.

Haven’t priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?

My fellow merkins?

RatzChatsubo , in Stay Mad, Tankies

Normally I would agree as a democrat. But I genuinely think trump is a better pick over Biden rn. That’s how bad he is

UFODivebomb ,

You are either a troll or an idiot.

RatzChatsubo ,

Just an undecided voter

LANIK2000 ,

I agree that it is heartbreaking that the democrats keep pushing candidates no one wants. But no amount of incompetence is a reason to give fascism a try. I don’t live in America, but considering they run this joint, I’d hate for it to become a shitier Russia.

Biden is definitely not fit to do anything him self, but he’s surrounded by good advisers and he actually fucking listens to them. Under his term not nearly as many horrific things happened as under trump. Trump’s an immediate menace to the world order as we know it. I find it really ironic how he claims to be pro American, but actively destroys the reasons people look up to America and let it have so much influence in the first place.

masterspace ,

Quite frankly, go outside and have someone slap you in the face and wake you the fuck up.

It’s not remotely close. Biden still has an actual solid policy agenda, Trump is a senile and decrepit badger, shitting himself and scratching at everything he sees.

RatzChatsubo ,

Idk man it’s really a hard decision this year. How can you say it’s not remotely close at this point?

masterspace ,

No, it’s not a hard decision.

You’re choosing between two old men, one of whom is an actual politician with a history of accomplishing things and running a country. The other is a mean old pervert who couldn’t run a business without committing fraud. He literally tried to cheat and destroy the system when he lost the first time.

How the fuck do you think it’s close?

RatzChatsubo ,

Nah man it’s close. I could barely tell who you were talking about in your response because they are so similar. If you think a president who can barely have a conversation is acceptable, that’s crazy

masterspace ,

Lmao, barely have a conversation? Trump literally can’t even remember what he did or said yesterday, and has literally no plan for actually improving the country in any way shape or form.

Biden passed the Inflation Reduction Act which actually presents a vision for how to return manufacturing to America and restart it’s economy, while addressing climate change. Trump has no plan to address literally any of that.

You need to wake up man. They are not even in the same ballpark.

abracaDavid , in Stay Mad, Tankies

This is some weird ass propaganda.

The best thing that Biden ever did was just to not be Trump.

Why are these memes so weirdly die-hard in the support of a man that is visibly unfit for the 4 years of presidency?

No one is actually excited about old Joe. It’s just that he’s simply not Trump.

It would be best if he steps down so that we can get a person in office that actually excites people for more than just not being the other guy.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

I’m sure that herding behind a senile will give the Democratic Party the incentive to reconsider their corporate-oriented outlook /s

interdimensionalmeme ,

Why don’t they seal the deal with anyone younger ? Surely there’s one better young person in the USA ?

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

The US political system has some issues. That’s why. Ask the DNC.

Tryptaminev ,

The DNC replied that you are just a secret Trump fan. The party knows what is best and you should not expect primaries and having a say. Also we have always been at war with East-Asia.

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, at least you got a reply. 🤣

interdimensionalmeme ,

It’s first past the post plus old people wanting to vote for super old people because “they’re just like them”.

UnderpantsWeevil OP ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Surely there’s one better young person in the USA ?

None of them ran. Biden’s admin and his fund raising base held enormous sway over the party at-large. As soon as he corralled the support of this tiny monied elite, everyone else had to either get in line or get marked as party pariahs and ousted for their disloyalty.

The pastiche of democracy is predicated on a primary system that can produce and sustain rival candidates. But when leadership in the party are terrified of “Russian bots” and “Leftist Antifa Agitators” undermining the general election, they circle the wagons around their incumbents and bow down to their mega-donors out of cowardice.

No rival candidates means no real primary means no one actually challenges Biden on his merits.

interdimensionalmeme ,

The primary system is obviously corrupted. The incumbent managed to shut out everyone else. This happened on both sides of this inept stupid system. Two candidates who it is painfully obvious are unfit for the job. Geriatrics clogging up the political machine stopping even retirees from having a go.

The youth backlash will eventually upend everything, since not only they are denied a voice, but they will also be made the servants of the boomers for much of the next 20 years.

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

The best thing that Biden ever did was just to not be Trump.

He has done a lot.

The economy is booming.

It’s just that he’s simply not Trump.

I’m not sure you realize just how big of a single issue this is.

Trump is a psychopathic cult leader running a campaign of lies, defamation, and retribution. He aspires to be the US’s first authoritarian leader, and wants to turn the nation into a nuclear armed Switzerland. He wants to keep inflation high so that corporate America can continue to enrich the few at the expense of the many. He is literally telling business prices will continue to rise, while simultaneously promising the public that he will bring “Biden’s” high prices down. It’s utter madness.

Because he is “not Trump” could not be a deeper reason to vote for Biden. Especially when not voting or voting for a third party candidate effectively empowers Trump’s campaign and the many more on the right who will always vote for their team no matter what.

KermitLeFrog ,

The economy is booming

For who? The American people are struggling. Meanwhile the wealth gap is wider than it’s literally ever been and Biden is too busy bombing brown children to give a shit

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

The perception is not quite the same as the reality.

Nevertheless, Trump is doing a better job of fueling this view and promising change, even if it’s all lip service - he doesn’t care because his followers believe everything he says.

The reality is things are better now than in 2020 for most Americans. Unemployment is very low, and wages are up. Relative to the richest of course things are only getting more distant but again, you want Trump to bring equality? Good luck with that, lol.

KermitLeFrog ,

No I want both of them to unalive, preferably as violently as possible. Unemployment is a vastly flawed metric that doesn’t account for underemployment or discouraged workers, and real wages would be significantly down if the government was accurately measuring inflation, which they’re intentionally not doing so they can continue to pretend that everything’s fine.

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody is saying things are fine. They’re just not as bad as they could be, or as bad as might feel to a lot of middle class folks. It’s still very shit for baby though don’t get me wrong.

Not going to wish violence on Biden - he’s only improved things relative to where they were at the end of Trump’s term. But I do want him to walk off into the sunset away from the presidency.

Trump on the other hand I agree is living excrement so I’d be quite happy for him to be flushed. I don’t care about revenge though. I just want his stink gone from the world.

KermitLeFrog ,

You only say things are fine bc it doesn’t affect you personally that much. Also please stop claiming that Biden has improved anything other than AIPAC’s grip on our tax dollars.

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry if you’re having a hard time, but the statistics and the Bills Biden has passed are improvements for many, even if they don’t help you personally.

Anyway, hopefully we agree we both want Trump gone, and Biden too. Given how terrible Biden was at the debate there’s a good chance now, and that will mean a better chance the democrats defeat Trump.

Then, the work begins to achieve something even better than what the Democrats have to offer. But it isn’t coming from the right-wing, that’s for sure.

vonbaronhans ,

Well, in the current economy, the statistical indicators that economists rely on are booming. GDP, etc. What folks on the left like us are saying is that those indicators are easily measurable but do not paint an accurate picture of what most Americans are experiencing. It doesn’t feel like a boom out here because, well, it ain’t.

It’s not like we’re sipping champagne, kicking it at the beach, and complaining that the guy next door has a nicer beach. We work just as hard as other generations and get a lot less to show for it.

Acknowledging that is important, but corporate politicians in either party seem like they just don’t want to anything about it.

Still voting for Biden, but yeah, not enthusiastically.

ynthrepic , (edited )
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Okay, yeah nah I’m with you. I like to think that’s what I was getting at, but you said it better.

If I could vote for Biden I too, would do so without enthusiasm. Let’s hope he steps down though. I swear anyone else has a better chance at this point.

vonbaronhans ,

The only outcome that might suck even more is if Biden did step down, Kamala steps up, and she still loses. Cuz then it’s like… oh so we’re just gonna be misogynistic as a voter base now, great, thanks fellow Americans. Like, we were ready to vote for a shambling shell of an old man but not a lady with Hillary Clinton energy, okay. 🤦

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

Hah, I didn’t want to say “except Kamala Harris” but that may be the truth after all.

On the other hand, it could be racism rather than misogyny. I have a feeling Taylor Swift would have no trouble winning. 🤣

vonbaronhans ,

That’s true, it could be racism, it could be both.

God, if Taylor Swift runs for president I’d be stunned. I mean, given the circumstances I’d vote for her, but geez Louise.

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Really, if the Dems brought in someone who was like… 50 (and probably not Newsom owing to prolonged hateboner for Cali) they’d gain 10 points in the polls immediately. Whether true or not, the narrative that Biden is old and doddering is there and that debate performance did nothing to dissuade it.

TokenBoomer ,

He had a cold, okay. /s

YeetPics ,
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“I just don’t get why people would like ‘not’ being set on fire. Like, it’s just a little fire, what are you, combustible fats wrapped in flammable organic fabrics? I guess it’s simply that it’s not being set on fire that they like. It’s so weird and frustrating.”

Steamymoomilk , in Nature is beautiful

Free cotten candy nom nom!

Death_Equity ,

My favorite flavor is itching.

TheGoldenGod ,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

Does it make your stool loose and blood red too?

Aurenkin ,

Maybe, my blood was already red though

Death_Equity ,

That is because of the brown sprinkles.

BoxOfFeet ,

Crohn’s does that already, so who knows!

Sonotsugipaa , in Nature is beautiful
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Ah yes, the Unum tower’s child

RyanLiu ,

Swazdo-lah, friend!

Coki91 ,
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Good Good Utz!

Dampyr ,

“Alright, chop chop!”

HipsterTenZero ,
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Early lunch for Konzu!

Sonotsugipaa ,
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OttoVonNoob , in What are you doing this weekend?

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of actually doing nothing.

Tabula_stercore , in Stay Mad, Tankies

fuck off Yanks, stop making every post about you

boatsnhos931 ,

Bloody ell fooking wankers. We will throw your shit in harbor, you better stop playing you tea sipping global citizen 😋

atmur , in It's okay, Buddy

I want to give ogre a hug

flicker ,

I’m so sympathetic to this ogre.

TragicNotCute , in It's okay, Buddy
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

Just switch to TV ogre. It’s twice as fast as books.

unexposedhazard ,

Nah reading gets you through most stories way faster unless the movie/show leaves out lots of details.

Lyre , in It's okay, Buddy

You know how when you’re studying literature you’re generally supposed to assume that everything is intenional and there’s nothing just thrown in for no reason … Well when you read Joyce, it’s really really hard not to feel like he’s just doing things for the sake of being pretentious and obtuse.

Klear ,

He’s probably being pretentious and obtuse intentionally and for a reason.

flicker ,

Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.

Kolanaki ,
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Sometimes the curtains are just fucking blue.

huginn ,

… But not when Joyce writes them. Don’t worry he’ll reference it again in 200 pages and if you haven’t figured out what theme they represent you’ll miss the fifth layer of context that actually inverts the meaning of the current paragraph.

(Ok he’s not that obtuse but I wouldn’t ever use death of the author/blue curtains on Joyce)

RizzRustbolt ,

Joyce writes about how he wishes the curtains were blue, instead of dingy gray.

iagomago ,
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never found Joyce to be pretentious (the man knew what he was doing, and definitely succeeded in doing so) or obtuse (I mean, how many writers you can think of that could pull out the mastery of language and human sensibility out of nowhere like he does). I might be biased because I believe Ulysses saved my life: it’s definitely one of the funniest, most touching, humane books I have ever had the pleasure to read. I’d push Ogre to keep up with the good work.

Lyre ,

The thing i always think about is that qoute from Virginia Wolfe where she likens the writing to a schoolboy doing stunts for the sake of getting attention. I remember thinking that was exactly how it felt while I was reading Ulysses, it felt like a highschool creative writer mashing things together without considering whether it was actually good or not.

However im not going to sit here and pretend im an objective critic. The book is obviously famous and important for a reason. I’m interested to know how it saved your life, if you feel like sharing

iagomago ,
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taught me once and for all that while death might be always near, a fear that’s constantly devouring our lives and paralysing them to the point where it feels like our deepest, inner self is a husk shell of what we once were, we can still find the reason of our existence in the joys of living a life that’s devoted in equal part to mystery, sensuality, knowledge and wonder. And it says this in the most democratic way you could think: everyone is entitled and deserving of the complexity of life. Oh, and also: it’s an absolutely hilarious book to read through.

Lyre ,

Very well said, did you ever read the sort-of-prequel portrait of the artist as a young man?

Black616Angel , in WhY iS tHe SeRvEr DoWn

First thing to do with the bare metal server is enabling ufw via ssh and then asking someone to hard reboot it in the hopes, it wasn’t saved…

“Duh! Of course we need root access!”

papalonian , in It's okay, Buddy

I’m gonna steal this ogre for an NPC.

lauha , in Just $99?

Carpet your hole!

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