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johndc7 , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Shouldn’t the dude with the gun have fallen already? Unless the other guy is alot heavier than he looks.

A_A ,
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Kirbo ,

He is holding a tungsten cube in his other hand

ezures ,

The almighty 30cm tungsten cube from amazon

HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in They are watching

Also I’m surprised you didn’t mention LEDs or photovoltaics. That’s some real witchcraft right there.

Also induction heating. Might as well just be teleporting in hellfire to cook your food.

EsteemedRectangle , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

wesker , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...
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Water free fart \o/

Ubermeisters , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Free water * free fart

ivanafterall , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?
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I say give up. As much as I'd love to see another tier, I just don't think it's possible. I suppose you could convince me otherwise, but I'm very skeptical.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It begins…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3aa62ebc-7251-4eb1-8454-8e32538c4808.png

(My daughter contributed that one.)

ivanafterall ,
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It's a good start, but a single can is a far cry from a new tier, my friend. You're in uncharted territory now.

Jackcooper ,

Holy shit seeing is believing

lord_ryvan , in Like clockwork

I should leave, damn

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

wildbus8979 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Fart(ee)er

NotSpez , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

Take care of your health, OP.

Also, minimum 5 tiers please. I’m fine with low-effort memes, but stacks of cans must always be high-effort. If it’s not in the community rules it should be.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Most of that is fizzy water with a fruit flavoring but no sweeteners, sort of ‘essence of mango.’ I do have the occasional root beer, but in general I don’t drink sweet things.

NotSpez ,

Then I take back the health thing ;)

Diprount_Tomato , in Amorous angles!
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TigrisMorte ,

'I believe that the intent was humor and not Historic accuracy. Seemed fairly obvious. Perhaps read through it a couple more times to see if the meaning of the words could be something more than face value.' - Socrates

Diprount_Tomato ,
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“A man who cannot see a metameme is as blind as one without eyes” -Confucius

TigrisMorte ,

"The gift of communication comes from understanding the words used" - Daniel Webster

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Bro took 2 days to answer

TigrisMorte ,

You also can get a life which occasionally means you don't have time to waste on tripe. We believe in you.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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And that’s why you’ve been commenting days after your late answer, right?

TigrisMorte ,

Correct. You too can achieve a life. We know you can do it!

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Ok but your butt will stay as hurt as it right now

Ubermeisters , (edited ) in And so on, and so forth...

I count 18 pallbearers

--------- [RÎP] -------

------ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ------ 8

---- ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ---- 10

Whare ⌂ = 2 people (2 sides of coffin)

fidodo , (edited ) in They are watching

We can totally explain how the universe works. It’s random! But it’s also not random! We can explain why, but you won’t understand it. Not magic!

jarfil ,

It’s not random, you can’t simulate the universe with a 1d10… you need ∞d10 to get the right probability distribution for each throw. Luckily it adds up to a 1d10 when you throw an actual 1d10, just don’t ask why.

necromancyr , in providing dad with more toys

I have more toys now then when I was a kid…that’s part of the fun of being an adult. I can actually afford all the cool shit I couldn’t when I was a kid. Well, for me at least.

Hexagon , in They are watching

We have cats that can be alive and dead at the same time. Perfectly normal, no magic involved.

And we can make you age slower than your twin brother, just go on a very fast space trip. Still no magic needed. It’s totally legit

jarfil ,

We can make a single ray of light hit a wall and go through two or more windows at the same time, then interfere with itself. No magic, just don’t look too closely at the windows or it stops working.

We can also make two perpendicular polarizers stop blocking all light by adding more polarizers in between them. Also not magic, but the brightening is not linear, don’t ask why.

Mcballs1234 , in providing dad with more toys
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Its funny that the dad coming to his kid like a sad child about getting in trouble with the light saber.

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