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Vengefu1Tuna , in Its beautiful this time of year

I’ve been to Northern Saskatchewan a few times (Stony Rapids), it’s gorgeous up there.

bdonvr ,

Oh hey that’s ACTUALLY in the north of the province.

You’ll hear Canadians say something about a “northern” city in their province and you go to look it up and it’s only like 1/3rd of the way up.

Custoslibera , in Corpse:water ratio

By the same logic we all have a ‘land to corpse’ ratio as well.

People are happy to occupy the same land as corpses provided it doesn’t exceed that threshold.

Imgonnatrythis , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

More of a fart post innit?

Chickenstalker , in Its beautiful this time of year

I bet the night sky is beautiful though. I was floored by the stars while in rural New Zealand. Stars like sand.

s20 , in this is so real

I feel so seen…

NessD , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Well, IT IS fart free.

sbv ,

do we know that?

SonicBlue03 ,

Butt is it?

ImplyingImplications ,

I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

Sharpiemarker ,

Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

affiliate ,

i wouldn’t be so sure

Sharpiemarker ,

I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

B3_CHAD , in this is so real
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I am in a state of perpetual argument with my self.

B3_CHAD , in true story
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For a moment I thought there was a weird sperm on my screen.

darn , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?
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what’s that canadian can of a&w doing there

FlyingSquid OP ,
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We went to Niagara Falls recently.

the_medium_kahuna , in And so on, and so forth...

The DeVoses can all go fuck themselves

Cruxifux ,

It’s a seriously evil family man.

OutlierBlue , in this is so real

Them: “You don’t have anything to be depressed about!”
Me: “I know”
Them: “So why aren’t you happy?”
Me: “Because that’s not how it works!”

ethman42 ,

There is also plenty of oxygen in the air. Do you think that matters to my asthma?

HardlightCereal ,

They don’t understand the difference between the emotion depression and the illness depression

Kolanaki , in NOW YOU KNOW
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Behind the sign?

Spliffman1 OP ,
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Bingo

HotboxedSubmersible ,

It’s under the sign. Don’t wanna dry it out.

Spliffman1 OP ,
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Hahaha

kspatlas , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...
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W fart, have some free water

imposedsensation , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I’m doing it all wrong–I need to start seeing a pet groomer.

OberonSwanson OP ,
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I plan on making the joke next time I’m in, see how it lands.

quellik , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I paid $600 to have my dog’s teeth deep-cleaned and definitely had a similar though to this lol

Vets and groomers are wonderful

Drusas ,

My dog is going to need this before too long and our estimate was more in the range of $1,000 (large dog, needs more anesthesia, costs more). Not looking forward to it!

OberonSwanson OP ,
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Same here. I have a female bichon frise and I had no idea the teeth near the mustache tend to go bad along with the hip joints.

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