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Decimit , in Uno reverse 🔁

I will call it Twitter or Shitter. Your call.

dipshit , in We all need to heal.

You can see all the working bits!

I love bits!

Bits please!

FiskFisk33 ,

bytes even!

dipshit ,

Bits please, can bytes even?

Yes, bytes always even.

Ensign_Rutherford , in She's beautiful
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How strong is her neck!?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Which one?

yukichigai , in tru do
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Noooooooooope, don't fall for it. I've seen the finale of Dinosaurs, I know how this ends.

tooclose104 , in We all need to heal.
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I found a freaking NEWTON in a desk drawer at work last week. With power adapter, but no stylus. Still works though!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I had a Newton in college. Loved that thing until too many heavy books were on top of it and the screen cracked.

seitanic , in Do they also know C++ or Python?
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Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

stebo02 ,
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You speak Esperanto because it’s the only language nobody knows.

seitanic ,
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Tio estas amuza; mi konas multajn en mia urbo.

norawibb ,
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toki pona

darcy ,
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describe the difference between a sheep and a goat

lapingvino ,

soweli suwi / soweli kiwen xD

darcy ,
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what if the speaker and the listener had different opinions on whether goats or sheep were ‘suwi’ ?

lapingvino ,

Tio ne estas tro grava problemo. se estas elekto inter ekzakte tiuj du, oni povas ech simple diri “la unua” kaj “la dua”. Neniu vera problemo.

darcy ,
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vi ĝustas. mi tre ŝatas Tokiponon, sed ne taksas ĝin taŭga kiel internacia dua lingvo

darcy ,
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finfine mi trovas alian esperantiston 💚

LEDZeppelin , in Uno reverse 🔁

Rudy Giuliani is only other person who’s character arc perfectly matches Melon’s. Melon speed ran the whole arc though

Transcendant , in Olé

Do you think they did it this way because it would be too painful to tattoo fingertips? Can you tattoo fingertips?!

MarmaladeMermaid ,

You can tattoo anywhere that is skin, but it doesn’t stay nice for long on the palmar side of the hand, I imagine it would be much worse on the finger tips.

I know a number of people who got their wedding “rings” tattooed on and were told by the artist that the under side would smudge and fade within a year or so. Years in, some have disappeared on that side and some are just an inky smear at this point.

Transcendant ,

Interesting, I didn’t know that. Thanks

Valmond , in We all need to heal.

Just after that wave my so got an eMac, a toilet shaped jet engine with a screen.

Back in the day it was cool to see the magic inside, today IDK.

CluckN , in Born to fly, forced to flap

Birds don’t have to carry a Five Guys Burger and depression when they fly.

SharkEatingBreakfast , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?
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Ngl, being a professional cosplayer sounds dope.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Only thing stopping me is my lack of an 8" waist.

Ghost33313 ,
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There are plenty of over weight characters. Follow you dream!

H2207 ,
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I don’t think lacking an 8" waist makes you overweight…

More like healthy weight.

Ghost33313 ,
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I don't disagree, but I assumed they meant >8" which could mean 58" for all I know.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , in britbong brexit life

Should have the record inflation rate on food services and utilities, but as a good Yankee, will drink my tea and chose that’s none of my business.

dudewitbow , in Born to fly, forced to flap

Flightless birds are offended (Chickens, Ostriches, Emus, Penguins, Kiwis, Cassowaries and more)

Tylerdurdon , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

We need to send Coyote Peterson there.

PunnyName ,

That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

Long time…

RedEyeFlightControl , in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.
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Trump couldn’t teach Socrates how to pour water out of a boot, even if the free hamberder coupon was taped to the heel.

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