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original_ish_name , in I'm over the Reddit posts / comments

Mmmmmm… steve huffman looks so hot and sexy in this picture. Just like he always does

Now that the sane people have left, let’s talk about anime

johnthedoe , in Wow Barron Trump is tall

How old and tall is he? Giving me cousin Greg vibes.

ballsmaster OP ,
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17 years old I think and 6 foot 7. o I don’t know how people on the shit side of the pond would say that in shittymeters. But in American that’s nearly 7 large feet tall.

Doxin ,
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so basically 2m tall. that’s not even all that absurd. He’s only got 15 cm on me.

rufus ,

He’s only got 15 cm on me.

How is he going to understand what 15cm means? That’s probably 1 hand on that side of the pond.

ALWAYS measure in extremities like arms and legs. Nobody in the US has an idea how many centimeters there are in a meter. Could be 12, 60 or 1760 as far as they know.

simplecyphers ,

There are are obviously 6041776 centimeters in one good American inch. The “cent” comes from “sent” from how we sent the brits packing, twice.

rufus ,

Yeah, I know. You threw some tea into the harbour because it was too darn expensive. A few years later the brits were gone. And they lived happily ever after.

misterwu ,

“shittymeters”. Says the guy who measures someones height with thier feet like some kind of caveman.

ballsmaster OP ,
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A couple inconveniences for your weak mind.

  1. America is number 1 best country, Gods country. Amen
  2. The earth is only six thousand years old. Evolution is fake news.
  3. Meters aren’t based on anything real like feet so they are inferior.

Deal with it euro kiddo

PP_BOY_ ,
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Upvoted solely because this is the level of unashamed insanity that makes the internet so fun

name_NULL111653 ,

I would say that I pity you. Yet pity is weakness - the unnatural weakness by which you, the weak, prey on the strong, in a last, dying effort to exercise will to a feeling of power. So I do not pity you, even though that is what you apparently seek. God is dead. He died of his own pity for people like you…

clueless_stoner ,
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You’re bound to get downvotes unless you post it on /2american4u or something, lol. I don’t think many Lemmy users know about this meme

realcaseyrollins , in Wow Barron Trump is tall

Actually looks like a normally awkwardly-proportioned teen boy actually. He was born in 2006, not 1996.

jayrodtheoldbod , in Wow Barron Trump is tall

That’s beyond “wow he’s tall” and well into “somebody fucked with this in Photoshop” tall.

If they didn’t then he’s well into uh oh, something is wrong with this kid and his life expectancy might not be the greatest, tall.

realcaseyrollins ,

He's Cousin Greg

50MYT ,

One of the greglets

Psaldorn ,
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Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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His height combined with his really long thumb makes me think Marfan syndrome.

SuddenDownpour , in Xitter Tanks

This post is difamation against goblins.

ekZepp OP ,
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mojofrododojo ,

I think that’s a troll…

but agreed.

Also where’s the crowd of khaki-wearing nazis?

jossbo ,
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Supposed to be a troll I think, but that blatantly a goblin

Also the military cosplay guy has a swastika on his arm.

jayrodtheoldbod , in You can't hear pict...

I managed to be on TikTok for one (1) calendar year and then bailed. For now, I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, but soon, something like this is just going to be a weird picture that means nothing. That’s a strange thing.

_cerpin_taxt_ ,

This was a joke looooong before TikTok even existed. It’s a Das Racist song from back in the day.

ArmoredThirteen , in cancelled.

Nuclear Winter looks so happy

PrinceWith999Enemies , (edited ) in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

It’s always someone robbing a store that gets shared. It’s never some guy in a cowboy hat stopping a store for wage theft, which is an order of magnitude or two greater drain on the economy than armed robbery.

And probably less dangerous too.

Hank ,

Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?

When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that's exactly what I want.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Half of lemmy is so far to the left, they can’t appreciate anything anymore, not even a good joke. Centrism is the only based ideology, we get the best food ;)

Hank ,

No offense but I'm too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We've started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?

abbotsbury ,
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Don’t feed the trolls, Hank

PrinceWith999Enemies ,

Yes.

If you’re a fan of mindless action, if you don’t have a single brain cell in your head, this is the film for you.

Hank ,

Holy shit that's hilarious. It gets on my list of 'movies I'll probably watch some days'.

ExtraMedicated ,

I felt myself get 62% dumber just reading the plot.

BourneHavoc ,

YES. Yes yes yes.

SouthEndSunset , in Finding out the hard way

Come to the UK. We have foil.

joe ,

We’ve got it too but we pronounce it right.

niflhiem ,

Who fucking calls foil “right”?!

robocall ,
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How do they say foil in the UK?

rockerface , in Oscar nominated

He has obtained a stand

SkyerixBOI ,

Never knew Pucci could use Scary monsters

delete013 , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

Nothing happened on Tienanmen square, how naive are you all. The British ambassador inventer a tad too detailed horror stories, based on “trusted sources”. In fact, the students protesting killed a PLA soldier but after a talk with the intervention force decided to clear square peacefully. The deaths happened elsewhere but we have almost no information about those. People protested against different things, some were for liberal freedom, some for more communism. We know what told us the Western “objective” press.

InternetTubes ,

Yes, a censorship state is muuuuch more objective.

Shouldn’t you be checking your banking accounts to see how many are at risk of getting closed off without warning due to defaults from the Evergrande crash? Everything is fine, nothing to see here. - CCP

American_Communist22 ,
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Your memes are just objectively cringe

also love crashes it allows the government to nationalize the private sector even more

also you really think the cpc cares about your existence at all and to pay us losers to bother you? Give me any evidence of them doing so.

Yucky_Dimension , in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Damn. What an incredibly stupid thing to do. Attacking someone pointing a gun at others. That “hero” is dead or responsible for someone else’s death in a different timeline. All for some cash. Unless he somehow knew the gun wasn’t loaded or something.

ballsmaster OP , (edited )
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This wasn’t his first rodeo. He knows how to wrangle in a criminal. A bleak reminder to all you would be criminals. No where in Tarnation does a gun guarantee victory.

PunnyName , (edited )

His ability to “wrangle” the perp took way too long. This should have been much faster in handling such a situation. He’s lucky the perp was bad at using / holding a gun.

This could have been much worse.

FlyingSquid ,
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Maybe that should also be a reminder to all the people carrying guns thinking they’ll be able to defend themselves or others with them.

Mr_Blott ,

Holy shit, what do you use to clean the jizz off your guuunz?

ballsmaster OP ,
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ImplyingImplications ,

This. Money and possessions can be replaced. Nobody’s life is worth what’s in a cash register.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Very very nearly got the woman shot in front of the freezer and had to “wrangle” the guy across half the store cause he couldn’t take him down. Old man is extremely lucky that guy dropped the gun and didn’t have a knife in his pocket.

Milk_SDF_Possum , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?
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B-But China is free and good…

Asimo , in Oscar nominated

I really wanted to watch this but I just couldn’t stick with it.

At the least I found my threshold for bad films.

Early_To_Risa OP ,

I think my enjoyment of a bad movie is inversely proportional to how aware everyone involved in making it is that it’s a bad movie.

deus ,

On the other hand a bad movie with a complete lack of self-awareness can also work, as in The Room.

MyDearWatson616 ,

I think that’s the same hand. Bad movies are only fun if the people making them think they’re good.

deus ,

I see, that makes sense. I thought they meant the opposite, as in movies like Sharknado which doesn’t take itself seriously at all.

bighatchester ,

Shark of the corn is so bad and makes no sense but I actually made it all the way through it

HubertManne ,

I mean the placeholder the the future cgi car on fire was pretty hilarious.

technologicalcaveman , in College-Level Shitpost

Anytime I tell my girlfriend jokes like this she's gives me the "God, you're a fucking nerd" sigh. This past weekend she made pokes at me cause I found a really nice printing of Plato's Republic for 50 cents at a thrift store.

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