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FlyingSquid , in We all know it's true
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Whatever. I’ll still be here.

Edit: Jeez. My egotistical comment was beaten by 7 hours. lemmy.world/comment/10773740

Mr_Buscemi ,
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The squid has spoken!

FlyingSquid ,
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More sort of clicked my beak halves together, but yeah.

MeThisGuy ,

Squidward and Picard… goats of the Lemmyverse!

we bow down before thee

Melvin_Ferd ,

Literally came here to say this. A few of you are keeping the place alive

MrShankles ,

No one cares about you 🙄 for the love of life. Get off it already… you even forced an emoji outta me, just to really get my point across /s

Sorry sorry, trying to be sarcastic-mean, not actually mean. Just wanted to rib poke for a second, but not at the expense of a person I don’t know. I truly like seeing your activity around here; couldn’t help myself though. Ya dick

I’m not great at sarcasm lol. I only wish the best for you, ya random squid 🐙

FlyingSquid ,
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Your sarcastic mean was sarcastic enough. Thanks and I wish the best for you too! :)

ILikeAllAss ,

I always enjoy your comments squid, even when I disagree with you

Mechaguana ,
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Big squid we like you but picard has so much more rizz you must understand

FlyingSquid ,
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I realize I’m a pale imitation.

creditCrazy ,
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You mean blue imitation?

PunnyName , (edited ) in The Art of the Deal

Guess it also depends on what her typical hourly rate was when factoring in eating, sleeping, popping, living, etc…

Crumbgrabber , in The Art of the Deal

Unless you do this in tacos, I’m not gonna check the math.

Jarix ,

What’s your favorite taco place?

doingthestuff ,

If this was Taco Tuesday I’d do the math. But it’s the weekend, so no.

Trainguyrom , in My mom's doctor be like

I know a dude who’s a retired doctor specializing in sports medicine (he was the team doctor for a Big 10 college football team), and he smokes like a chimney. He likes to joke that he’s the 1/10 doctors that they don’t quote on TV ads

pseudo , in We all know it's true
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Yeah… He is the @Camus of .world

dream_weasel , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!

AROOOOOO, BROTHER!

clay_pidgin ,

OH YEAH, BROTHER!

CptEnder , in Give Blood or Life

Give blod or lif!

f4hy , in The Art of the Deal

6 days of work, 8 hours x $21/hr x6 days is only $1008

MacNCheezus OP ,
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He’s paying her for 24 hours a day, silly

habanhero ,

And who was paying her 24 hr / day before Richard Gere’s character came along?

NeptuneOrbit , in The Art of the Deal

As others pointed out, a lot of factors would go into this decision. How many working hours can she normally put in if the average client only pays for an hour? How much time does she have to spend cleaning herself up between? How much risk is there in taking a new client?

Its pretty similar to working freelance compared to a paycheck. If I wanted to go on my own as a freelancer I could probably charge 2-3x my hourly salary rate as a freelancer. But I’d have to hunt for my next meal. I’d have to figure out all my 1099s. I’d have to change stragies to get new clients… Or I can just work my current corpo job making an OK salary but always know I have a paycheck coming and insurance.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I never said it was a bad deal. As long as both parties are satisfied with their end of the bargain, it’s about as good as it gets.

NeptuneOrbit ,

The implication is clear. The art of the deal?

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Its pretty similar

No, that was the sequel.

Peppycito ,

Is that the one where Richard Gere meets her mother and becomes her pimp?

mysticpickle , in greatest amazon review

What are those pants made of? Transparent aluminum?

jawa21 ,
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norimee , in greatest amazon review

This one and the review for a selfie stick from the old guy who finally has nice pictures of himself.

norimee ,
dingus ,

That’s actually a super neat photo, too. It’s the perfect positioning and framing for a portrait combined with the scenic nature view.

manucode , in We all know it's true
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Free real estate for ze Germans! Hurrah!

realitista , in The Art of the Deal

But think how many fewer cocks it is to deal with.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Plot twist: Richard Gere was actually George Washington!

HowManyNimons ,

Non American here: I don’t get it. How many cocks did Washington have?

IMongoose ,
JasonDJ ,

History has its eyes on them.

HowManyNimons ,

Oh I see. So he was like a proto-American Brian Blessed.

MindTraveller , in We all know it's true

Let’s stop with the hero worshipping just because someone posts a lot. I saw Picard post a racist meme yesterday, heroes aren’t perfect.

rob_t_firefly ,
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Please share the link to that post.

MindTraveller ,

lemmy.ca/comment/9943648

Note that the deer head and antler aesthetic is based on a number of depictions of w*ndigo that have gained popularity among white audiences and been heavily criticised for cultural appropriation.

Vytle ,

“Cultural apropration” is a nothing burger championed by people who often have no ties to the culture that they claim needs their protecting. A white man speaking for indigenous american culture does not give indigenous americans more of a voice, it takes their voice away by revoking their ability to speak for themselves.

MindTraveller ,

And here’s a native american person saying not to culturally appropriate the w*ndigo: …tumblr.com/…/no-longer-taking-questions-involvin…

Never mind the fact that the entire point of the meme is to say that native american folkloric creatures are scary, incomprehensible, and fundamentally other, in comparison with european folkloric creatures.

TachyonTele ,

This comment should be deleted too.
You know you want to.

match ,
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MindTraveller ,

“Not being racist is racist!!!” I do not understand how the asshole in this thread got people agreeing with them. It makes no sense. They had no sources, no factual backing, all they did was complain about non issues and say antiracism is racist. I don’t get it.

Allero ,

There’s nothing wrong in speaking out for other groups for as long as it actually corresponds to the current needs of people inside the group, as defined by themselves.

This is what being an ally is all about.

But yes, one should better consult people on what they ask for in the first place.

MindTraveller ,

I dunno mate, seems like I’m the only one in this thread who actually has a source from a native american. @Vytle talks a big game about respecting native americans and elevating their voices, while denying the existence of the issues they care about and talking over them. Maybe Vtyle should try listening to the people they claim to represent instead of deciding what indigenous people think for them.

Vytle ,

You are grouping all indigenous people together by saying “denying the existence of issues they care about and talking over them” I emplore you, who is “they”? Are you implying that all native Americans hold the same beliefs? That they are the same people? I also never claimed to represent native Americans. I would never speak for a culture or peoples I don’t belong to.

MindTraveller ,

No I’m not. You’re just inventing nonsense reasons to “no u” this conversation and justify racism. You’ve read the accounts from the affected communities, because I linked them. You’re just lying.

TunaCowboy , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!

FUCK YEAH!!! DONT FORGET TO BRISH YOUR TEETH AS PART OF A HEALTHY HYGIENE ROUTINE MFER! TELL YOUR PARENTS I SAID HI!

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