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EleventhHour , in I call the big one "Bitey"
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“Counterpoint: noms!”

assassinatedbyCIA , in Gonna stab 'em good.

Bullfrog

Beaver , in Eco-friendly beyond comprehension
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The poor horses can relate

henfredemars , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?

You make me paranoid.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Don’t be paranoid. It’s okay to let your guard down. Everything will be fine. Just fine.

Boxscape ,
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Diplomjodler3 ,

The question is not whether you’re paranoid, it’s whether you’re paranoid enough.

sangriaferret , in Eco-friendly beyond comprehension

In Louisiana we use little ones strapped to each foot and ride them like aquatic roller skates.

UraniumBlazer , in Eco-friendly beyond comprehension

Oooo so this is future Florida where women wear Christian Hijabs

pelletbucket , in The shittiest shitpost

how many Courics is that

Imgonnatrythis , in Eco-friendly beyond comprehension

3 croc vehicles and no confederate flag or trump stickers on any of them? Methinks we are deceived - this is not Florida!

jawa21 ,
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Yeah, not only are these crocs instead of gators, the roads are straight with no pot holes

peteypete420 , in Close enough for government work

For me that means 12 is a no.

mechoman444 , in We all know it's true

This post is way too meta.

UraniumBlazer , in Sunglass holder?

Eating food in cars is just something I find to be SO REPULSIVE.

  • Cars have that plastic-ey smell.
  • Cars make ya motion sick.
  • Food gets EVERYWHERE when u eat it in a car.
  • No matter how hard you clean, those food crumbles stay somewhere in there, which then mix with the plastic-ey car smell.
Mouselemming ,

Eating a taco while the car was in motion would be a disaster waiting to happen. But sat still, parked at the scenic overlook with the breeze through the windows, and plenty of napkins, it could be lovely.

UraniumBlazer ,

I would rather sit on a rock or something outside rather being in my car.

Reviever ,

then do that. everyone is different

UraniumBlazer ,

Yeah yeah, I’m just sharing what I like to do lol. Not attacking anyone here

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons

jawa21 ,
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I have never experienced any of this. Have you only been in cars that have been made after 2015 or something? Cars don’t make most people sick. Food doesn’t get anywhere in the car with even a modicum of care. Last point is moot because with even the slightest amount of care, food doesn’t drop into the car. Unless you are trying to scarf onion rings while flying down the interstate, I don’t see any of this ever happening.

UraniumBlazer ,

I have never experienced any of this. Have you only been in cars that have been made after 2015 or something?

Not rlly. Perhaps I just get motion sick more easily.

Last point is moot because with even the slightest amount of care, food doesn’t drop into the car. Unless you are trying to scarf onion rings while flying down the interstate, I don’t see any of this ever happening.

I have no idea what kind of a millimeter precise mouth u have, but like… Uk, crumbs n stuff get everywhere, sauce may get on ur fingers, some veggies may fall off n stuff like that. I’m not exactly a messy eater too. It’s just… Disgusting… It’s like eating food in bed for instance.

pelletbucket , in The future is here

okay apart from the urine thing, is it telling me to drink mountain dew?

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
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davidagain ,

Thank you for the fantastic news that this is a thing. I’m already laughing after just seeing a handful of posts.

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
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Randomly started that community and didn’t think it would go as well as it has! The comment section is always funny which is my favourite.

davidagain ,

And thank yes, all on the funnies, very very yes too.

UndulyUnruly , in Sticking to the plan
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🎤 It bites you in the thigh, bubbles rise from your cry, That‘s a Moray!

Azuth ,

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Sakychu , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?

Garf

Swedneck ,
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