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Uplink , in titan times at r*ddit
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

I only joined Lemmy yesterday and I plan on using both for now but this site and app are already a so much better experience without ads and everything loads lightning fast. And then I open reddit and I have to look at the spinning circle everytime I click on something. For some reason, it’s even worse on desktop. That shit feels so unresponsive.

nicotinell ,

Good thing you didn’t join 10 days ago then, you would have uninstalled instantly 😀

Uplink ,
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

The difference is that this is an open source community driven effort. Reddit is a for profit business. On that basis, I give Lemmy a lot more leeway when it comes to bugs. Reddit just turned into a slog over the last few years BECAUSE they try to monetize it to death.

tryingnottobefat , in titan times at r*ddit

I really miss my community there 🥲It feels like breaking up with a shitty boyfriend, but his grandma was really nice to you.

Deez ,

Well put!

Ghyste , in Be responsible today

I need this in poster size.

miridius , in Circle of life

Everyone who has kids or plans to have kids should go to therapy, it’s the only way to stop the cycle of trauma

Duamerthrax ,

My trauma was prescribed by therapists.

RojoSanIchiban , in Think anyone would notice?

Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

RojoSanIchiban ,

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

4am ,

I bet they would if you called it that

DancingIsForbidden , (edited )
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been shilling on tv 15 years ago.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!

Evilsmiley ,

Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

papabobolious ,

Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

KISSmyOS ,

So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?

Im_old ,

You generally (it depends by country) don’t get paid anymore between 6 and 12 months. But you still have a job. So when they get tired of using her womb like clown car, they could back to work. Also is usually (again varies by country) shared parental leave. So between both parents up to the maximum allowance.

Changetheview , (edited )

That’s a good point, but for Sweden, it is indeed 480 paid days. It’s a government calculation related to your income and there is a point (after 390 days) where it drops to the minimum payout, but it is still paid leave.

There are also government-mandated options in Sweden to receive a slightly lower pay in exchange for working fewer hours. I don’t have the exact details here, but it’s something like 75% pay for 75% hours.

Pretty incredible coverage for new parents in that specific country.

This article has a great summary for a lot of European countries’ parental leave laws. And yeah, quite a few are less than a year of paid leave:

www.eurodev.com/blog/maternity-leave-europe

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

Amaltheamannen ,

Don’t forget we don’t have a limited amount of days were allowed to be sick either.

skankhunt42 ,
@skankhunt42@lemmy.ca avatar

Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

afraid_of_zombies ,

My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

Evilsmiley ,

At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it

afraid_of_zombies ,

Even if I were it wouldn’t apply in this case. Having a society with programs like this in place helps everyone even indirectly. I am fine with greed as long as it goes beyond basic right in front of you.

We all benefit from a better world. Sure some more than others but all at least some.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar
Rud_1UP ,

We don’t have 2 months vacation…

RojoSanIchiban ,

Or hyperbole, apparently :(

Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

TimewornTraveler ,

reeeeeee you hate America!!!

RVGamer06 ,
@RVGamer06@lemmy.world avatar

Begone!

KnowledgeableNip , in Be responsible today

Just say no to Tenga Eggs.

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I say no to saying no to Tenga eggs.

sagrotan , in Be responsible today
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I love that. Print -> wall!

redcalcium , in why host your files when someone else can do it for you

Why would they do such a thing? The wayback machine is not actually that fast.

jmcs ,

It only needs to be downloaded once. I would be more worried about security since this is a bank.

I’m very curious how they got into this situation though. It seems someone copied parts of an archived page.

XEAL ,

They archived their own page and are using Internet Archive as a relay?

jmcs ,

It’s more likely someone inexperienced used the internet archive to recover something they deleted by accident - I assume Barkley’s uses some form of source versioning, as banks are usually a mess but not to the point of not storing their code properly, so we can exclude someone with any real experience. The question would then be how it got to production. Again, banks are a mess but regulations around software that handles anything related to money demand that changes to production be peer reviewed.

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Even if someone was that ineperienced to not know how source versioning works (which I honestly can’t really imagine in a critical programming-related job), why wouldn’t they just download the JS file from the Internet archive and put it on the own website again?

EnderMB ,

Barclays isn’t a small bank, either. They hire hundreds, if not thousands of software engineers. I’m shocked such a change made it into prod.

My guess is that their front-of-house website is managed by an agency. UK companies love using agencies for shit like this.

bouh ,

I’ve seen it used as backup for dead links.

stown ,
@stown@lemmy.world avatar

Probably at least as fast as a banking site.

ratz30 , in Tyler

That’s one sexy Skeksis

kandoh , in This airBNB was supposed to be a "relaxing retreat" but now I need therapy after this shit.

Did my father install that television?

ichigo , in why host your files when someone else can do it for you
balderdash9 , in it really do be that way

Reminds me of that Paul Mooney clip from the Chappelle Show:

youtu.be/xMX4R9Wz8ns?si=YH1qTuuLq_PW419S&t=6

balderdash9 , in it really do be that way
MacAttak8 , in This airBNB was supposed to be a "relaxing retreat" but now I need therapy after this shit.

I love how no one has mentioned the shoddy electrical wiring running along the baseboard. TV is too distracting!

BEEKAYRANDEE , in why host your files when someone else can do it for you

It reminds me of a story that a web developer who found out that other sites were hosting his game by linking back to his website in an iframe and using it to make money off of ads. He made a check that if any calls are being made to the game from an iframe, replace the game with an image of goatse.

https://www.pcgamer.com/websites-stole-and-monetized-a-free-browser-game-so-the-designer-replaced-it-with-goatse/

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

This is the best kind of justice

flambonkscious ,

Fucking glorious!

WindowsEnjoyer ,

Had to Google what is goatse… 😅

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Kids today, not knowing their gaping anuses when they hear about them…

drathvedro ,

For those that don’t know

NSFW =(🫱🌸🫲)= / /🍆

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know what goatse was before, but this is so beautiful; thanks for the link!

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