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Evil_Shrubbery , in Shart, not fart

(Just realised “I use Arch” cannot be written using only three words, weird)

blackn1ght , in Shart, not fart

burnt my toast

Trainguyrom ,

I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

Toast got cold Toast without butter

psycho_driver ,

Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.

blackn1ght , in Shart, not fart

I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words…

Evil_Shrubbery , in Shart, not fart

Mustache jizz giveaway

SteveXVII , in Shart, not fart

Donald Trump exists

KingJalopy ,

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!

SteveXVII ,

It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)

cosmictrickster , in Shart, not fart
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Four more years.

cordlesslamp , in Shart, not fart

The condom broke.

SteveXVII , in What if?

youtu.be/QOMEDa465Ow?si=MAEmGXGYtEt93ahw

FreshLight , in Water Cycle

I bet you mean the urethral sphincters. Hope I didn’t poop the party, good meme!

Cordyceps , in Shart, not fart

God creates man

chetradley , in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping, and eating as much as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Dried prunes, apples and pears have, I believe, the highest poop to volume ratio of any food.

CptEnder , in Just why??

I always get the bills dropped lightly in my palm with coins dropped in the bills like a little money burrito. Guess I’m a nice person lol. All I know is I feel the weight of the universe on my back whenever I go up to the cashier and wanna do it as fast as possible so I don’t plop the money on the counter because it wastes time, just hand it over and if there’s coins I hold em up to drop an inch in their hands.

absGeekNZ , in Shart, not fart
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Technically not cannibalism!

psycho_driver , in Shart, not fart

Tried but died.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , in Disaster strikes

I gave up on fitted sheets. I sleep with 1 corner untucked fitted sheet the entire time. If I fix it it’s just going to come out next time I move. I don’t care enough to try to staple it to my bed or something.

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