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jakemehoff11 , in Hee hee
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Decoy321 ,

How’d you get so funky?!?

Sadrockman ,
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I wonder,did he do the monkey?

letsgo ,

I hope he was wearing a sonky

sangriaferret ,

He’s my favorite honky.

sirico ,
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Only one of these is in the British museum

son_named_bort , in What a Hobby

I hear it’s the word.

xenoclast ,

I heard heard heard the same thing

Scubus , in Hee hee

Tut was grey?

Aux ,

Unexpected Resident Alien reference…

Rustmilian , in Never know til you go.
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This is all true.
I successfully drove my cybertruck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot wifu and harem of girls and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍

yesman , in Never know til you go.

This is highly misleading! You don’t need an expensive ship or spend hours sinking into the ocean. So long as you charge up on the beach, you should be able to just drive to the wreak.

Iheartcheese , in Never know til you go.
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All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all

Lucidlethargy ,

Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!

Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.

milicent_bystandr ,

set sail

Dude, nobody told me Cybertrucks are also wind powered!

nilclass ,

That’s a common misconception. The cybertruck’s sails are designed to be pushed by a high-power stream of gasoline, not wind

BudgetBandit , in Never know til you go.

Shoot to the moon

TropicalDingdong ,

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

-idk jesus probably

polonius-rex , in Never know til you go.

the ai to determine if you will make it back okay

def will_i_make_it_back_okay(my_present_circumstances):
  return False

deegeese ,

AI can only make inferences based on existing data. Statistically speaking the vast majority of people who have visited the Titanic wreck came back safely, so the AI will say True.

polonius-rex , (edited )

depends on what kind of ai you're talking about

deegeese ,

I’ve described the most common AI in use today. What kind are you talking about?

polonius-rex , (edited )

no you haven't

you've described the buzzword ai = neural network

e.g. video game ai has existed far longer and has been in the public consciousness far longer and it's mostly just a decision tree, or at best, an alpha-beta tree

pancakes ,
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While I’m not downvoting you, you’re making a similar comment to “don’t you mean facial tissue?” when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.

polonius-rex ,

my guy, i'm not the one invoking pedantry

i'm invoking the opposite of pedantry

deegeese ,

I suggested you might have missed a potential joke, and you’re debating the definition of AI.

pkmkdz ,

you’re correct, ai is entire field of computer science, machine learning is a sub-category

The AI craze just made people associate term incorrectly, but what can you do

pancakes ,
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Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

xx3rawr ,

training dataset

Get your trains off here. We only travel by hyperloop pods

vithigar ,

warn - no unused parameters: my_present_circumstances

Lucidlethargy ,

You’re just a hater, and I’m so tired of seeing Musk haters!

The Cybertruck can absolutely make it down there. Go look it up, it’s all there for everyone to read! I use ask.com, myself. It’s a lot better than dogpile these days. Stay ahead of the trends, everyone.

ByteJunk , in What a Hobby
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This is what they want you to believe…

TropicalDingdong , in Never know til you go.
TropicalDingdong , in Never know til you go.
TropicalDingdong , in Never know til you go.
PenisWenisGenius , in Fuck the law

Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.

RandomStickman ,
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Normalise fried chicken cologne as well

Ghostalmedia ,
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grue ,
downpunxx ,

there will be dogs

PunnyName ,

For some, this is a plus.

Assman ,
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The real Buckethead

WhyDoYouPersist , in We need this level of energy. All the time...

This slaps

PenisWenisGenius , in We need this level of energy. All the time...

Some shitposts write themselves. Putting a train on the moon sure is an expensive shitpost but I’m glad we’re generating a lot of value for the shareholders.

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