it’s MunchOS for me, guys. Light & crispy. The best OS to use in bed when falling asleep. If I’m feeling extra spicy, then I’m gonna boot up Takis FuegOS. No joke, I eat Munchos and Takis in bed every night, followed by gummy bears like a normal 40 year old.
We weren’t allowed to have facial hair below the ears in catholic school. Used to bring up my man JC’s full fucking beard all the time when they hassled me.
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Actually I hate that because they only do that so everyone still knows what platform they’re talking about. I say stop that, let’s actually acknowledge that Twitter doesn’t exist anymore. All that remains is this weird site that is run by a total moron who thinks a unicode character makes for a good logo.
That’s good reasoning. To me, though, stubbornly calling it Twitter is more like refusing to go along with what Elon wants me to do. It’s signaling to everyone that I don’t respect him or his decisions. Additionally, I refuse to give my tacit approval to his stupid choice of name.
Bonus: in the unlikely event that Elon himself sees my comments, continuing to call the platform Twitter would annoy him.
Gotta check the women too just to make sure. These guys don’t believe women have rights to their own body, so they’d be down for that. Society will literally break down if people with the wrong genitals are wearing dresses.
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