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teft , in I feel superior
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Ew0 ,

Time to tar and feather reddit!

Bootheal0179 , in Behold: A man.
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We could do with more wisdom of Diogenes of Sinope.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Smell ya later, deliberator!

turkalino , in Has anyone tried this distro?
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yeah, only thing installed on it is Doritos Crash Course

best distro ever

BackOnMyBS ,
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Hello, John Greene here! Oh, me from the past…

blur457 , (edited ) in Has anyone tried this distro?

Not a fan of the flavor. I prefer the distro it’s based on: TostitOS.

Jtee ,
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I would consider myself a RingolOS enjoyer

BackOnMyBS , (edited )
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it’s MunchOS for me, guys. Light & crispy. The best OS to use in bed when falling asleep. If I’m feeling extra spicy, then I’m gonna boot up Takis FuegOS. No joke, I eat Munchos and Takis in bed every night, followed by gummy bears like a normal 40 year old.

Custoslibera , in I feel superior

Yes. Quite.

Lightning66 , in I feel superior

I feel happy to switch to lemmy over reddit.

Chetzemoka , in We are all made of carbon

If the carbon is in my body, it's not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Nuh uh! You can't checkmate me if I

[Rage flips the board]

rockerface ,

So if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan

Hacksaw ,

You should get paid carbon credits!

rockerface ,

Does McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?

Mordachai_Shedbacon , in Bro wants me to consume him

once you pop you can’t stop

iix , in Better luck next time
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I was really hoping someone would recommend a great pillow for side sleepers who suffer from hellasious morning neck pains. I need help.

Nurgle , in No long hair!

We weren’t allowed to have facial hair below the ears in catholic school. Used to bring up my man JC’s full fucking beard all the time when they hassled me.

dual_sport_dork , in Even an AR-15 can't damage this chopping board.
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Skill issue. Should have fixed the bayonet first.

filgas08 ,
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just like the founding father intended

nothing ,

And then I grabbed my pistol and shot… which hit the neighbor’s dog because it was smoothbore. (How does the rest of that go?)

potus1126 ,

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

nothing ,

Beautiful!

PierrAlz , in No long hair!

I never thought of that!

magnetosphere , in Twitter trends sometimes
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I refuse to acknowledge the name change.

As you should.

onichama ,

I always chuckle a bit every time I read “the company formerly known as Twitter”

stebo02 ,
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Actually I hate that because they only do that so everyone still knows what platform they’re talking about. I say stop that, let’s actually acknowledge that Twitter doesn’t exist anymore. All that remains is this weird site that is run by a total moron who thinks a unicode character makes for a good logo.

magnetosphere ,
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That’s good reasoning. To me, though, stubbornly calling it Twitter is more like refusing to go along with what Elon wants me to do. It’s signaling to everyone that I don’t respect him or his decisions. Additionally, I refuse to give my tacit approval to his stupid choice of name.

Bonus: in the unlikely event that Elon himself sees my comments, continuing to call the platform Twitter would annoy him.

yamapikariya ,
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“Now shut down company, formerly known as Twitter.” That is what I want to hear.

TurboDiesel ,
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Treat him like he treats his daughter. I think that’s fair.

TurboDiesel , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec
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Miss Noxeema Jackson has entered the chat

thanks_shakey_snake , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec

But surely you’d at least agree that it’s just common sense to require background checks for men to purchase dresses in the first place?

kluevo ,

I feel ashamed to not have realized that the original image was mocking the gun argument until I read this comment

thanks_shakey_snake ,

LOL happy to be of service

regalia ,

Gotta check the women too just to make sure. These guys don’t believe women have rights to their own body, so they’d be down for that. Society will literally break down if people with the wrong genitals are wearing dresses.

TurboDiesel ,
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COMMON SENSE FROCK REFORM NOW

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