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toomanypancakes , in Fuck the law
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You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang

Steamymoomilk , in To the place...

Johnny Lakewood The alter ego of Johnny Denver

Just wait till Saw Badman drops?!?

qjkxbmwvz , in To the place...

If you can get to work on city streets, there’s a good chance you can bike or take public transportation. Nothing evil about that!

KoalaUnknown , in Fuck the law

I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.

PunnyName ,

Hard to care when not paid enough.

KoalaUnknown ,

I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.

krashmo ,

Nice, it should be even easier to sneak a chicken past a guy in a wheelchair.

FordBeeblebrox ,

The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket

Source: used to be that teenager

polonius-rex ,

i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game

StoneyDcrew , in Never know til you go.

WARNING: this will only work if you drive it with a PlayStation controller.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Sony controllers will not work, it must be a bootleg controller that only works on Windows and requires sketchy drivers.

iAvicenna , in What a Hobby
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the small one is called a birb

troglodytis , in What a Hobby

That’s neat

Raxiel , in the truth

Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

Zacryon , in What a Hobby

One of them is an asshole.

shinratdr , in Fuck the law
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I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!

pancakes ,
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It’s her expression that gets me

MehBlah ,

The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?

ThePyroPython ,

It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.

Raxiel ,

Yes, she knows there’s a chicken in there. She’s just unaware that a select few of us are onto her.

half , in What a Hobby

Poor explanation. No images of non-birds for comparison.

Badabinski , in We need this level of energy. All the time...

Isn't this just a research grant? Plus, it's like, 11 million dollars. That's a shitton of money, but also an inconsequential amount of money when compared to the dogfuck tire fire that is the US healthcare system.

Like, I am regularly filled with rage at the stupid ways the US and various states waste money that could have paid for meals, houses, or hospital beds. I hate how we don't take care of people who need help. I hate that we all have to live in a place where rage like this is normal and accepted and reinforced, because it means we're all suffering under so much shit and all we can do is get angry. This video just makes me feel sad because it looks like a trauma response. I can empathize with and try to understand trauma, but I can't encourage it.

I just don't think a concept study for a train on the moon is the cause for our problems. I don't think it even represents the cause for our problems, because at least it's trying to look forward and consider/solve issues that humans will eventually face.

JTskulk ,

I filled out a form wrong so now I just don’t have health insurance until I can re-enroll in the fall. Hope I don’t get sick until then! Also my car’s airbag just malfunctioned, I’m driving very carefully lol.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

And how is any of that the fault of spending paltry amounts of research budgets on research grants? Has the space industry been lobbying against healthcare reform? No.

JTskulk ,

It’s not. I want space trains! Just maybe not for the rich which isn’t being proposed. Just saying US healthcare sucks.

lefaucet ,

Whitey on the moon is certainly a vivid slap to the face, but it isn’t the real cause of sister Nell’s rat bite (Google Gil Scott Heron whitey on the moon if you dont get the reference. It’s seriously awesome and on point and should be required listening in high school)

The most recent big kicks to the teeth were the 2trillion in tax breaks handed to corporations a few years back and the flood of Insurance company money into politics. Insurance corporations have ruined healthcare and made medical debt a leading cause of homelessness. Political donations have made sure the government doesnt do anything about it.

The 2 trillion in corporate tax breaks have obliterated funding to public health, rehab and job placement services as well as eliminating millions of jobs in the public services sector. These spur economic growth

Moon shit is arguably what made microchips, solar panels and thousands of other inventions that seriously funded a great deal of economic growth, getting thousands out of poverty, while simutaneously maintaining our leading military edge and bankrupting Russia’s warchest without murdering millions of people.

We should focus our opposition on corporate tax breaks and political bribes, not on the miniscule programs that actually do create some jobs… Also, China is making moves to occupy the moon, including the dak side of it. The moon is the ultimate high ground

Malfeasant ,

including the dak side of it.

I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.

lefaucet ,

The side of the moon not facing earth is what I meant. Not actually sure if thats a correct phrase at all TBH. °far side* is probably a better phrase.

LaunchesKayaks , in What a Hobby
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Sad they didn’t put more water birds on there

snausagesinablanket , in Old-timey doctors
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Not to leave out covering your forehead in leeches to suck out evil.

gmanlikescheese , in Fuck the law

Penis

yum ,

Epic

cheeseburger ,
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My thoughts, exactly 😌

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