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Even_Adder , in 6/10 sandler supremacy

Gintama?

Treczoks , in Kids and their computers these days.

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

Etterra ,

By “forgot his meds” you mean “forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place,” right?

swordgeek ,

And by “forgot” you mean "couldn’t affotrd,’ right?

niktemadur ,

The trifecta!

hanrahan ,
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Not at all, people believe in magic sky faires and put stickers on their car about it… Hell lots of cop cars abs court rooms have nonsense about said sky fairy on it. In bobo we trust … Aside from scale, there’s no real difference.

DJDarren , in Jesus take the wheel

I had a friend who did that.

Unintentionally, of course. The fog that morning was incredibly thick, he didn’t see the roundabout and drove onto it full bore. Clipped a direction sign and damn near grated one side of the bodywork off.

De_Narm , in Breaking News!

That’s the post I found out he’s not literally named ‘Joe’. Would be even more embarassing if I was american, but still.

Fades ,

You’re shocked to find out Joe is short for Joseph? No surprise you’re embarrassed.

De_Narm , (edited )

I knew that Joe could be short for Joseph, it just never occured to me that you guys would address the president of all people with a short form.

Ilovethebomb ,

For some reason, that generation very rarely use their actual name. I had an uncle whose real name I only found out at his funeral, he had gone by his middle name all his life.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

William Clinton was also typically referred to by the shortened version of his name.

De_Narm ,

I surrender, this time around I didn’t even know you could shorten William to Bill. Next up someone’s telling me Donald is short for Ottobertifurz - honoring his fake german roots.

Zoomboingding ,
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Donald is short for Ronaldo

Tartas1995 ,

There are people called Sam and not Samantha. There are Matts that aren’t Matthews. There are Joes that aren’t Joseph.

Maybe don’t be a Richard?

meliaesc ,

Nicknames as legal names is one of my pet peeves, and I acknowledge that I have no right to have an opinion about someone’s name.

samus12345 ,
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I worked with a guy whose legal name was Billy once. This was in the South, of course.

NABDad , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

You have to separate boy guinea pigs at 4 weeks of age to keep them from impregnating their mom and sisters.

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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Had a cousin like that

Assman ,
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Roll tide

Pregnenolone ,

You also have only like, 2 days to do it from when you can reasonably tell their sex and between when they become sexually active.

Make a mistake? Prepare to do it all again in eight weeks with 4-6 more

Lumisal ,

Well that’s why people used to eat them

Liz ,

Still do. There’s delicious, but there’s not a not of meat on them.

Lumisal ,

Do they taste like rabbit by chance?

Liz ,

I don’t know! I doubt it. The one I had was pretty greasy, but that easily could have been preparation. I didn’t spend much time in the “eat guinea pigs” part of the world, so I only had one.

brbposting ,

Might’ve been happier not knowing that

brbposting ,

Guess I don’t like guincest

Theme ,

Guinea pigs just like me fr fr

HawlSera , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

And that’s why Comics < Manga

and I say that as someone who reads more Comics than she does Mangas (Not really fond of anime aside from specific examples)

madcaesar ,

I love batman and tried to get into comics many times. But every time I’d ask where to start it wouid be paragraphs of text exposing were I “could start” multiple reboots, side world’s, multi verse who else knows what. So I just give up.

GTG3000 ,

Yeah. I tried getting into comics once and got a multi-gigabyte archive of deadpool stuff.

…couldn’t make heads or tails of it.

Actually couldn’t get into IDW sonic/transformers for the same reason. WHERE DO I START!?

HawlSera ,

I’m surprised you had this problem with IDW Sonic as it’s an incredibly easy book to follow. If you were confused by the beginning then know that the whole book takes place after Sonic Forces, but before Frontiers in the game timeline. Unlike Archie Sonic which is its own continuity.

GTG3000 ,

Well, it was a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing when I went and looked at their site and it just had a bunch of names with no numbers there under the book art.

Went and checked now and site looks entirely different, and I can clearly see the issue numbers. I don’t know, maybe I hallucinated it.

HawlSera ,

Annoyingly enough a lot of books are trying to make the issue numbers harder to spot thinking that if readers aren’t intimidated by the issue number they’ll pick it up…

Maybe if they just stop doing reboots every three seconds instead?

And since each issue has “Variant Covers” now you can be tricked into buying the same book twice if you don’t notice those numbers

pyre ,

do comics have as much filler as manga? because most manga and anime I’ve seen (which isn’t too much admittedly) has been full of irrelevant shit just to pad things out.

emergencyfood ,

Most manga and anime don’t have filler. The long-running ones do, because, well, they want to milk them for all they’re worth.

HawlSera ,

Not really, since there’s such a limited page amount, the only comics with “filler” either are because the editor kept mandating arcs that sell too well be stretched out as much as possible (Marvel infamously did this with Spider-Man’s clone saga to the irritation of EVERYONE!), or because it’s something like Early Archie Sonic where the stories are intended to be episodically self-contained to begin with.

sunzu , in We can do anything.

"We" = DNC komissars and kamala

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Why would they care about a Sony movie?

sunzu ,

"They" love to control... Wait until people find about out about some shite like top gun the movie

FrostyCaveman ,

whats kamala? That shit President Roslyn takes in BSG?

MeatsOfRage , in There you go, buddy!

Without the result this video is a nothing burger.

lolrightythen ,

I would think the pin got removed right after the video. Only the nearby cars would see any damage from this.

souless , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

How am I suppose to act normal at a party now?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in madame president-elect
robocall OP ,
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At least one person got the joke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Calling it a joke is a stretch.

robocall OP ,
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It was an attempt at some original content.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

As far as original content goes it sure is.

RandomStickman , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
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If I have a dollar every time this happens I think I'd be good for groceries

lugal , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

What?

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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Loading like a 90s dell computer

lugal ,

I got it the first time already 💀

tacofox ,

Gotteem

Varyk , in "How old am i" and "where are my pants"

I inquisitively double check to make sure I am wearing all necessary clothes before opening the door.

PinkyCoyote OP , (edited )
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If you can say the of the word inquisitively, you need not check

can ,

I suspect my vocabulary will last longer than my general sense of what’s going on

NateNate60 , in I can hear it in Patrick Warburton's voice.

Do people not know that Cuzco is a real city? As in the capital city of the Inca Empire?

It’s still there in Peru.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I think you’ll find the actual city in Peru is more commonly spelled Cusco, whereas the emperor who lost his groove was named Cuzco.

Also, lighten up, it’s a shitpost.

db2 , in madame president-elect

No idea what that’s supposed to mean broseph.

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