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Plopp , in Pantries

I’m Ron Burgundy?

deadbeef79000 ,

Teleprompters are also phonetic. So some words are mangled to be pronounced quickly.

It’s entirely likely that what he actually read of the promoter was something like “PAN-TEES” which only “groks” once said aloud (reading and speaking are quite separate parts of the brain BTW).

Edit: it means that news readers are just inefficient text-to-speech systems implemented in wetware.

DownByLaw ,
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Nice generalization on how teleprompters work.

I’ve worked the speed on one and had to input text into others. And there being phonetic text was a rare occurrence and only for technical terms or very uncommon words. And 100% sure „pantries“ would not be one of them.

Maybe there are systems that do this (which I think is highly unlikely, as it would make it harder for someone reading common words displayed as phonetic in sentences), but I wouldn’t go as far as saying: „Teleprompters are also phonetic.“ Btw what’s your source on this?

My guess would be that, as while we are reading text fast, we don’t actually read all letters or their proper order in a word, but our brain just quickly scans the letters and context and outputs what it makes out to be the right word in this situation, this was just a misinterpretation. The other option could be that somebody made a spelling error and „panties“ was actually displayed on the prompter.

deadbeef79000 ,

I love it when actual experts chime in! Especially when it improves my understanding.

My source was me: working in my country’s equivalent to the BBC, just not specifically in the studio part. So, kind of second hand, slightly corrupted, fun facts gleamed from colleagues.

Yeah, just a mis-read or typo of the word is by far the simplest explanation.

gedaliyah , in Wendy's
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Cenotaph , in Pantries

Check your panties, Ladies. You may just find 175,000 rice

LodeMike OP ,

:3

Lost_My_Mind ,

Pictured above is a pantyless butt, with 2 rice still stuck to the back.

jaybone ,

The back butt?

konalt ,
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GroupNebula563 ,
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This legitimately made me laugh for like 30 seconds

what is wrong with me

abbadon420 ,

You are a connoisseur

GroupNebula563 ,
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That’s one way to put it.

aeronmelon ,

This meme is old enough to vote.

NinePeedles ,

It’s timeless

wreckedcarzz ,
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record scratch …ladies?

Chee_Koala , in Caterpillar the Elder

Dingdong It’s the Dutch, they’re ready to dike it in and pump it up!!

8baanknexer ,

No we have a better plan

xx3rawr , in Serious Putty

He is so silly he calls silly puty as puty

Grass , in Average game chat censorship

animal crossing on ds censored town board messages client side so if you edited the word list in the rom to be blank you could use a flash cart, join someone else’s town, put whatever profanity you wanted, and they would see it in their town but wouldnt be able to swear in their own game or anyone else’s.

Etterra , in Average game chat censorship

Have they censored the word “butter” yet?

Blackmist , in Average game chat censorship

I’m just glad I don’t live in Scunthorpe.

Astronauticaldb ,

Same with penistone

bbuez , in Disney knew

Thats so fucking funny, this came up a few days ago for me after I came across this:

Mickey??

TokenBoomer OP ,

Synchronicity. You are aligned with the universe.

hate2bme ,

I’m glad you wiped it off before taking the pic.

RandomStickman , in I prefer shamdiarrheoa
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Real men use real poo

Illegalmexicant ,

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

SubArcticTundra ,
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It wasn’t a sham back in the good old days

Pacattack57 , in Title

“It wasn’t free for YOU though”

-economists probably

thesporkeffect , in I prefer shamdiarrheoa

Sham poo for my real friends.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Real sham for my friend poos

MeatsOfRage ,

Real poo for my real friends

shalafi , in Stupid ass star

I’ve given up. Wake up to rain, maybe stay home Saturday afternoon? Afternoon storms forecasted, skip the camp visit? Nah. I’m going anyway, been burned too many times. Worst I can do is strap on the rain gear and walk around, or futz in the tent or shed until the inevitable solar breakthrough.

Kolanaki , in In theaters Now
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Pigs… In… Spaaaaaaace!

ramenshaman , in Stupid ass star

It’s not really even that big of a star.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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If you can’t eat it in one bite, its too big

chiliedogg ,

Stars that small are much scarier monsters.

crusty ,

You take a bite, but disappear

ivanafterall ,
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I always heard that anything more than a handful is a waste.

FlyingSquid ,
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Dozzi92 ,
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It’s the Goldilocks of atars, just right.

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