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Tesla is recalling its Cybertruck for the fourth time to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose and front windshield wipers that can fail | The new recalls each affect over 11,000 trucks (apnews.com)

The company says in the documents that the front windshield wiper motor controller can stop working because it’s getting too much electrical current. A wiper that fails can cut visibility, increasing the risk of a crash. The Austin, Texas, company says it knows of no crashes or injuries caused by the problem....

Illegalmexicant ,

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

Illegalmexicant ,

Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”

Illegalmexicant ,

My complaint is I don’t know half of the acronym.

Illegalmexicant ,

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

Illegalmexicant ,

I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

Illegalmexicant ,

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Illegalmexicant ,

That reminds me of a joke. I’ll change some of the words though. What’s the best thing about having thirty five year olds working for you? there’s thirty

Illegalmexicant ,

I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.

Illegalmexicant ,

A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date

Justice Department says Boeing violated deal that avoided prosecution after 737 Max crashes (apnews.com)

The Justice Department has determined that Boeing violated a settlement that allowed the company to avoid criminal prosecution after two deadly crashes involving its 737 Max aircraft, prosecutors told a federal judge on Tuesday....

Illegalmexicant ,

I wish my wife learned some knife skills as a child. She’s not allowed to cut cheese anymore.

Illegalmexicant ,

I first saw the tomatoes and thought it was a terrible AI strawberry.

Illegalmexicant ,

Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?

Illegalmexicant ,

I like this advice. One bad eye vs 2 bad eyes is more than 50% better.

Illegalmexicant ,

Well I’m not blind in both eyes thanks to random internet people. It’s a win

Illegalmexicant ,

I’ve been on enough sketchy websites to find the real download link

Illegalmexicant ,

It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!

Illegalmexicant ,

I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife

Illegalmexicant ,

I look forward to my wife’s dessert for desert. Or do I have that backwards?

Illegalmexicant ,

Did he learn nothing from Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction?

Illegalmexicant ,

Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?

Illegalmexicant ,

Agreed. I say ”fuck yo puts" to the writer of this article… but also, thank you for some extra facts in the article.

Illegalmexicant ,

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

Illegalmexicant ,

I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

Illegalmexicant ,

Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

Illegalmexicant ,

TBH, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.

Illegalmexicant ,

Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.

Illegalmexicant ,

Did someone get a 3D Printer from the Czech Republic?

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