You can get an electrified racquet… then just stand there swinging it wildly like a lightsaber, listening to the crackle and pop of your tiny bitey enemies dying 10 at a time.
The enemy is never ending, it’s kind of a Sysphean task. But for a few brief minutes you will once again feel secure in your place at the top of the food chain (also your chances of being reincarnated as a mosquito are increased by 100000x)
Reminds me of the Curious George where he noticed all the cars stopping when the light was red and going when they’re green, so he changed them all to red since that’s what people apparently liked looking at.
It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn’t exactly the same as being unseen. I can see the fucker; just not for long periods of time in a row. :P
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