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Shardikprime , in No way they’ll find me now

2000 iq level move

Yondu_the_Ravager , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time

Thedogspaw , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead

PunnyName , in stop asking for a karma system

You can still say what you want without karma…

001100010010 , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.
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https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/1f82d861-0a58-4d0d-929c-bce248a4cce0.jpeg

Syl ,
@Syl@jlai.lu avatar

Really the brightest!

ThrowawayPermanente , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

All glory to Orb

TIN , in Nature is calling!

For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.

Anyway, there’s probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.

SSUPII OP ,

Have a nap

Num10ck ,

if yours are all floaters then maybe consider a healthier diet

PipedLinkBot , in Musk's twitter re-branding in a nutshell

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ElectricAirship , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.
@ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That bulb is just naked and super duper shy

ekZepp , in stop asking for a karma system
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

I can finally denounce the lizard people conspiracy to steal my catfood!!! Damn you lizard people! Buy your own cat food!!! This is mine to eat!!!

PostnataleAbtreibung , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.

0x4E4F , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun… so once when I was 7 I did…

Ominous Clint Mansell tune…

12:50, press Return

PipedLinkBot ,

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I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

db2 , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
@Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website avatar

You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️

Constantly changing form ☑️

Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️

Radiates warmth ☑️

The sun is an angel confirmed

ArcticLynx ,

wtf I’m religious now

Peruvian_Skies ,
@Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social avatar

I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.

moog ,

wake up sheeple

themeatbridge ,

But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?

I do believe that’s checkers, mate.

Peruvian_Skies ,
@Peruvian_Skies@kbin.social avatar

We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!

themeatbridge ,

Trading one god-master for another, man.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Roosters. Birds are the only real things.

damnthefilibuster ,

So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.

UlfKirsten ,

Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense

raid ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M

kool_newt ,

Not enough eyeballs

crbn ,

Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️

Exists long before and long after us ☑️

Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️

…

Seems time to start praying to Ra.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!

Serpardum ,

Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!

JehovasThickness ,

Floats in the silent empty void ☑️

Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️

Surrounded by its dead children ☑️

Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️

Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️

Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️

The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but how many eyes does it have

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!

themeatbridge ,

The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.

The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.

RoyaltyInTraining , in Beating a dead horse (bird?)
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

If you give 50 bucks to a homeless person, it will be gone instantly. If you give $44 Billion to Elon Musk, he will use it to kill a social media website.

MrSilkworm , in That'll be my last word
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

Stardate 77465.5 is good enough for me

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