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foggianism , in MOM!

It’s a common misconception that the planet as a life bearing vessel is in danger - it is not. It’s just that human civilization is probably fucked (and thousands of other species).

Mchugho ,

Some scientists warn 70% of species could go extinct within the new few centuries which would massively dent the ecosystem, also the rates of extinction are massively high. All bets are off at that point. Chaos theory will reign supreme.

I agree that life will probably continue but I also wouldn’t be massively surprised if we fucked it so bad that most major ecological systems are basically gone. Maybe some ultra persistent bacteria and algae will remain and start again.

reagansrottencorpse ,

MRSA will rule the day !

lostferret ,

They will. Mass extinctions worse than what we would cause have happened in the past.

“Life, uh, finds a way”

We’re just not part of it

TrickDacy , in incredible
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Did you skip 3rd grade (and all other) science class?

atyaz ,

Even if you studied it, the answer boils down to “magic”.

You take these magnets, and move them around these long snakes of metal (because electrons can move easily through metal) and that makes the electrons in the wires move.

Okay, why does moving around a magnet near metal make something inside it move?

Well there’s something we call the “Lorentz force” which basically pushes a magnetic thing in a specific way if you move another magnetic thing around it

But why does that happen?

Magic

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Not really though. You can say that about anything if so. If I don’t understand why atoms exist, does that make the universe “magic”?

I mean I get what you’re saying kind of, but understanding the basics of electrical power is not the stuff of sorcerers.

Mchugho ,

It’s all attraction between opposite charge and repulsion for the same charge, even magnetism. Magnetism is just charge in another gauge.

What I mean by this is from our perspective we view a moving charged particle as emitting a magnetic field, but if you were to move along with the particle at the same speed it would be observed as being at rest and emitting an electric field.

atyaz ,

No it’s actually summoning demons

InternetCitizen2 ,

Idk man Jackson’s Classic Electrodynamics left me feeling like a jock in calculus.

Elivey ,

I mean, from this thread it shows people kinda remember stuff from those classes, but are missing a lot. Which is understandable, people left school and didn’t use that information, it doesn’t make you stupid.

But then you think, oh yeah! I remember how to make electricity, I need copper and an iron rock! So you spend all this time trying to manufacture some relatively thin copper wire, iron would probably be a little easier to find, wrap it around and then you’re like… Okay what went wrong? Annnnd you can’t remember you actually needed a magnet and you gotta spin it.

Then do you remember learning how to store it? Connect it to anything useful? Maybe kinda, but extrapolate the first situation to every topic ever and that’s what you’d get, half baked ideas that you don’t really remember the specifics of. And the specifics really actually matter lol.

Honytawk , in incredible

It isn’t so hard really, to make electricity even in the olden days.

A dynamo is just a copper wire with a magnet spinning inside.

Making a copper wire you can accomplish by having a hole at the bottom of a kiln that drops directly into a big vat of water. Or even just drawing a line in the sand and pouring it in there.

Getting your hands on a natural magnet might pose more problems, but ultimately those are found in nature. So they should have already been dug up by someone.

Using the electricity usefully is harder. Since creating a light bulb needs access to gasses. What could we even use the electricity for?

Marcbmann ,

If you can make a dynamo, you can make a motor. Now, you aren’t about to create Tesla. But there’s plenty of things back in the day that could benefit from being motorized.

Rubanski ,

Also making carbon Zink batteries should be possible, so a handheld fan would definitely be a possibility and would already be mind blowing

Comment105 ,

Could you also do ac/dc conversion to make the electricity useful elsewhere? I’m guessing charging and transporting primitive batteries won’t be able to fulfill any useful purpose at all.

HardlightCereal ,

You should watch Dr Stone

Destraight ,

This is exhilarating

dustyData ,

You can create light with electricity with two carbon rods to make an arc light. It was literally the first electric light source and in widespread use for a long while, along with incandescent bulbs.

Comment105 ,

You just invented cumbersome fire. Ugh ugh. No good.

dustyData ,

And we illuminated streets and factories with that for half a century.

Comment105 ,

I’m a caveman, I have night vision, why need pretty lamps?

NOPper ,

You use it to charge your phone, duh.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Electrocuting elephants?

CADmonkey ,

You can run a carbon arc lamp without glass bulbs, and without a huge voltage.

Dopeness , in incredible
@Dopeness@lemmy.world avatar

You might want to check out this movie ; Idiocracy.

Comment105 ,

People always think about going to the past for their knowledge power-trip, when going to the future could be even dumber.

jaschen ,

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

superduperenigma ,

Go away, I’m ‘batin’

ininewcrow , in For your protection
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m indigenous Canadian and I speak my traditional language of Ojibwe Cree.

The word moose is a native word. In my language the plural for two or more of this animal is …

Moo-suk

I like mentioning this whenever I hear people debating in English about what the plural of moose is. It drives them nuts because no one accepts this answer because no one speaks Ojibwe Cree.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Well, it’s now my go to answer whenever I hear it. I mean if it’s your word I feel like your plural of your word is the right one.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

To expand on that … the same thing didn’t pan out for the word ‘goose’ … the english plural being ‘geese’ … because ‘goose’ is an old indo-european word that has thousands of years of history

We call a Canada Goose … niska

and the plural to niska is … niskuk

btw … I really love this community, it’s completely stupid, off the wall and a breath of fresh air in a wilderness of chaos and hatred … I grew up in a traditional Native family and my dad was a hunter and trapper who spoke only Ojibwe-Cree … he saw how interested and excited I was to watch Star Trek TNG in the 90s and said he was amazed that people were able to travel through space like that … I had to tell him that it was all a made up show and it wasn’t real. It may have burst my bubble but it also made me realize just how great the show and acting was.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Star Trek really does bring everyone together! It’s a fantastic series and I wish more people were into it. My parents sort of programmed a lot of really bigoted, racist, sexist, horrible things into my brain as a child. It genuinely was Star Trek that made me realize that my parents were wrong and kinda horrible people. I do not know what kind of person I would be without Star Trek but… Well actually I’ma quote Riker on this.

“Different? Certainly. But certainly not better.”

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … I get so used to seeing you around and associating you to Star Trek memes … I thought we were in Risa community before I realized we were in the Lemmy Shitpost

“Live, Long and Prosper … you filthy animal” … probably by some half breed Vulcan / Human from the early 22nd century.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I was going to mention but I wasn’t sure if it was in reaction to my username or what. Yeah I post… a lot. Sorry about that lol

Also I approve. If I had someway to twist “peace and long life” into a Home Alone reference I 100% would. Alas my brain today has decided to have a case of the dumb.

faceless , in really makes you think
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It is.

Hwopple , in For your protection

Sqoose

HerbalGamer , in Successful defense

Am I correct in assuming this person has to pay for parking at work?

Abnorc ,

Maybe he just parked in the wrong space. Where I work, parking is free, but I can’t just do it anywhere.

oldGregg ,

My work gives out a parking pass to staff, which is a sticker on the windshield. Once I traded cars with a friend because of gas mileage for a long trip, and forgot their car doesn’t have the parking pass. So I got a fine for parking at work. Just a chat with management cleared it up but I could imagine a similar situation

makyo , in Successful defense

Ah yes, the classic Silly Goose defense

Akasazh , in Don't Lose That Number
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Lucky I still remember Sylvia’s mother’s number, unfortunately I’m all out of small change for the pay phone.

TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

Save your change. Mrs. Avery is busy, too busy to come to the phone.

Akasazh , (edited )
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

But I’m very sure a couple of more minutes of pathetic whinging will convince the mother of my beloved (who won’t speak to me in the phone) that I’m hubby material, and will convince her to date me.

… it’s a very silly love song. Maybe you’d retroactively call it a simp song.

There must be a modern day song about a boy buying digital tokens in twitch or OnlyFans to convince her of his admiration.

Hear me out: Silvia’s moderator.

^above is a reconstruction of a shower thought I just had

Steamymoomilk , in For your protection

The meeece!!

Sivalente , in incredible

If you could find a jeweller and had an understanding of basic electrical systems, you could probably get a rudimentary capacitor and engine going. From there, who knows what you could do. Maybe even lightbulbs.

atyaz ,

Lightbulbs are pretty easy to make if you:

  • Can find a jeweler or blacksmith like you said
  • Can generate a ton of electricity somehow
  • Are okay with the lightbulb lasting no more than 1 second
Sivalente ,

If you could find a way to fill the lightbulb with a noble gas as you insert your filament, i think decent life is reasonable.

atyaz ,

I don’t even know where to get that here never mind in times of yore

Mchugho ,

One way is the fractional evaporation of liquid air until all that’s left are the noble gases. Or chemical extraction.

Ulv ,

You can also use a sacrificial gas that burns off before the filament. Saw it in a youtube video youtu.be/ThBkzEfjVl0?si=gJW8JyD8KM1Y5Ye8

dewritoninja ,

You could fill it with co2 .put an animal bladder on the mouth of a clay bottle where something is fermenting like wine or beer. The yeast will produce a fair ammount of c02 and fill the bladder. Use the bladder to fill the bulb. It wont last long but it will be longer than just air

Gork , in For your protection

The moose looks like it’s wearing high heels.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Moose are allowed to feel sexy too

VikingHippie ,

In fact, they’re REQUIRED to by law in Saskatchewan

Stretch2m , in The long awaited sequel
charles , in The long awaited sequel
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