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PatFussy , in Its friday, Confess your sins

I took the last cookie from the cookie jar and i didnt even replenish

AlmightySnoo ,
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I don’t think even hell would be appropriate punishment in this case

1d420 ,

Oh come on everybody knows you have to replenish

SpermGoobler ,

I can’t believe this dude didn’t replenish

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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R E P L E N I S H

FartsWithAnAccent , in Its friday, Confess your sins
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I left work 5 minutes early.

explodicle , in If only life was this simple

Mindfulness meditation might actually help

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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At this point I’ll give it a try, any suggestions to start? I’ve never meditated in my life.

explodicle ,

Guided mindfulness meditation I guess? I don’t have a specific link.

kamenoko , in But have you tried Jerboa?

Oh no more ways to enjoy the fediverse. Oh no the thousands of users of sync for reddit might come here now oh no this is a disaster!

AngryCommieKender ,

Not just sync. I was a RIF user.

sarcasticsunrise ,

Hey, you’re me! I’m a big fan of Sync (free version) thus far, and I’ve been able to tailor it as such that it’s damn near LiF for me. I love all the options and customization it offers. Big ups to Liftoff too, still use that from time to time

Cabrio ,

13 year RIF veteran, tried a few but stuck with Jerboa, just switched to Voyager (wefwef.app) as they just dropped their Android native app and so far I’m loving it.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Same here, using Jeroba now though.

thelastknowngod , in ...

It’s good to be the king.

ConfuzedAZ , in But have you tried Jerboa?

Can I ask, what the heck is FOSS?

magikmw ,

Free Open Source Software

ConfuzedAZ ,

Ahhhh, all these posts make so much more sense. Lol

ubermeisters ,
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Free and Open Source Software

mojo ,

Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and savior, Richard Stallman?

SubArcticTundra ,
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Wait, is he still alive?

bob_wiley ,
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yes

mojo ,

He lives off of toe fungus

ArtVandelay ,
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Don’t you dare interject for a moment

notacat ,

Fantasticly orgasmic stray software

NewEnglandRedshirt , in Men will never understand
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Now, I may just be a man, but the woman’s arms on that last one don’t look quite right. Is someone else holding the swords for her?

moistclump ,

Yet another unrealistic standard set for women’s bodies.

LemmySoloHer ,
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Guys love a woman with arms built like the witch from and Reed Richards.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2ab9a281-4c6c-4bd9-bb8c-d5013b599fb4.png

VioletRing ,

I like that you didn't notice till the last

deadbeef79000 ,

Well… It’s the last panel.

Master ,
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The last panel is most noticeable… but not the only weird arm panel.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They were chopped off by the swords.

UnderpantsWeevil , in If only life was this simple
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

w00tabaga , in ...

Fucked my hopes and dreams.

mo_lave , in If only life was this simple

Step 0: Be flung into space by a volcanic eruption

Iron_Lynx , in If only life was this simple

A horse doesn’t have to be worried about being happy if it ceases to think. Though it’ll also cease to be.

You see, this relies on the concept of “I think, therefore I am,” but if I led with that, I’d be putting Descartes before the horse.

gothicdecadence ,

goddamn you 😂

JuxtaposedJaguar ,

Something something porn actress in a philosophy class

dorumon , in Guys I’m sorry I have to
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Please tickle my butthole.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in ...

Dr. Jill Biden can you confirm?

owatnext , in So Humane
Diabolo96 , in If only life was this simple

You know when in movies and shows they add some sort of short scene of what could’ve happened if such or such thing happened. I have hyperphantasia and it’s like that for me but instead of being useful am in constant panic because my brain project in my eyes the worst case scenario of any slightly dangerous situation like it’s really happening. It sucks.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I do that, but I assumed it was more anxiety. It used to take roughly an hour to fall asleep, but that’s cut down due to a memory ritual I have that keeps me to preoccupied. It’s a little silly, but I rebuild the entirety of the city of Balmora from Elder Scrolls 3, in my imagination/mind’s eye. Building it item by item and have to hold each item in view as I add more.

Diabolo96 , (edited )

That’s hyperphantasia. My brain too take me on weird adventures before sleep, but for me it can happen without any control over it like some sort of flashback. It doesn’t last long, like a 2-3 seconds . When kid i always had this sort of hallucination that would happen randomly where i open a door very slowly and in the other side is some sort of library and in the center a huge hourglass spinning. All happening in slow motion.

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