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Stretch2m ,

Please be the onion. Please be the onion.

CRAP!

Stretch2m ,

Open your miiiiiiind!

Stretch2m ,

I found this an interesting perspective: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEDGZlG_41k

Stretch2m ,

I disagree about the purpose of email. I end most meetings thinking to myself, “That last hour could have been accomplished in a brief email.”

Roku has patented a way to show ads over anything you plug into your TV (arstechnica.com)

A patent application from the company spotted by Lowpass describes a system for displaying ads over any device connected over HDMI, a list that could include cable boxes, game consoles, DVD or Blu-ray players, PCs, or even other video streaming devices. Roku filed for the patent in August 2023 and it was published in November...

Stretch2m ,

On this episode of Black Mirror… https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/04e02617-4b39-47c9-b0b9-f96ed89a4ea1.webp

Stretch2m ,

open your mind

Stretch2m ,

How about Roku’s “Consent or we brick your TV?”

Stretch2m ,

Hanlon’s razor.

Stretch2m ,

We’ll all be dead soon, Frosty. We never even got enough snow to make a snowman this winter.

Stretch2m ,

She’s hideous inside and out.

Stretch2m ,

Always look at the hands. AI still doesn’t understand hands.

Stretch2m ,

Very Monty Python-esque.

E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Stretch2m ,

Underappreciated comment.

Stretch2m ,

Doing my part. I literally never visit that toxic site.

Stretch2m ,

If you rent from a family who happens to be out of town and not from a superhost with a hundred homes?

If there were some way to ensure this was the case, then I agree with you. As soon as you get people treating this as a business, it becomes a problem.

Stretch2m ,

If I was going to leave a review (which I’m not), it would be one star because the ending sucked out loud, not because of any politics.

Stretch2m ,

Weight aside, that haircut is atrocious.

English is weird

I got hung up on contractions this morning regarding the word “you’ve”. Normally, I’d say “you’ve got a problem”, which expands to “you have got a problem”, which isn’t wrong, but I normally wouldn’t say. Not contracting, I’d say “you have a problem”, so then should I just say “you’ve a...

Stretch2m ,

Tom Scott has a great video on contractions.

youtu.be/CkZyZFa5qO0

Stretch2m ,

I always wondered how career Navy officers felt about him basically bashing Davy, who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Comes across as a judgmental asshole through much of the song.

Stretch2m ,

I’m sure they covered this in the terms of service that they know no one ever reads.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

Stretch2m ,

Went to McDs for the “convenience” of an egg sandwich the other day. Was told to pull into spot #1 to wait. TWENTY MINUTES LATER they brought the food and couldn’t muster anything resembling an apology. So I guess I’ll be making my own fucking egg sandwiches from now on.

Stretch2m ,

“A ring around the sun or moon, means that rain will come real soon.” Old sailors adage.

Stretch2m ,

Not if they have different network connections.

Stretch2m ,

That’s how I read it, too. But I think they were going for:

Miss-issippi Mister-issippi

Mistersippi has a much nicer ring to it though.

Stretch2m ,

Theme song: youtu.be/C_C23JCduok?feature=shared

Stretch2m ,

Thanks. I hate it.

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