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FlyingSquid , in Have never been happier
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You people are all saying this is dark. I say this is a tool and die shop worker feeling aspirational!

victron , in logical

“Hahaha look at those mfs with their gay shit, it’s crazy right? Just watch this, can you believe it? sucking each others dicks. Now take a load of this guy, his massive throbbing dong, ramming that fella, who could even like that, right? Jesus christ, these people kill me.”

gizmonicus ,

If you’ve ever seen comments on gay porn videos, this isn’t too far off. It kills me all the “repent sinner” comments. Hey, buddy, we all know you’re here for the throbbing cocks. It’s a safe space.

Kayel , in What more need be said about it?

I have to be in the minority of sane people who enjoyed this book.

To be fair, I had no context and read the first 10 pages assuming it was satire. The rest of the experience was bizarre. In the first chapter the main character ignores the advice of the train employees and orders the train to run despite the signal being red. It’s touted as taking responsibility when none else would. Utterly insane to me that someone who had been out of the area for decades, making management level decisions, would decide they know better than the worker on the ground who does the job daily. The contempt and arrogance leading to destruction - a great critique of management structure and survivor bias. How is it not satire?

Through the looking glass with a self important free capitalist narcissist, with almost no experience of the world and commerce outside their bubble, self hating tirade against perceived inability. Fascinating stuff

Dagwood222 ,

I read ‘The Fountainhead.’ It was enjoyable the same way a book about talking bears who fly magical ponies would be fun, a fantasy not connected to actual human life.

FlyingSquid , in Consider this my job application, NASA
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That’s just the convertible model.

Lifebandit666 , in Have never been happier

Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee?

From the hills of Columbia?

Duncan can awake you

From a thousand deaths

A cup of blackened blood

Die

Die

You’re dying for a cup.

Johanno ,

Dethklok

eager_eagle ,
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Columbia

no, thanks

Swedneck , in Amorous angles!
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let my weary bones rest, i read the title as “amogus angles”

rockerface , in Always

puts my special hat on

I am a potato wrapped in foil!

Comment105 ,

Tin foil hat and space blanket.

xX_fnord_Xx , in No brainer

I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

samus12345 ,
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Rachelhazideas , in heh

Bra cups are relative to band size. For reference, a 36C is roughly the same volume as a 32E. These are call sister sizes.

I’m tired of guys saying ‘uwu G-cups’ without any context. A 30G is the same as a 42B. Start asking what their band size is ffs. It’s like saying 'she weighs 120’. 120 what? Bags of flour?

lasagna ,
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Yes, bags of flour. That’s a measurement I can get behind.

victron ,
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Found the American.

lasagna ,
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Excuse me, sir. I find it unacceptable to be classified as such. Please refer to my person as 50 bags of flour. Thanks.

Brickhead92 ,

Pfft, corn flour maybe.

PsychedSy ,

We only use King Arthur flour for measuring tho.

Damage ,

Makes sense, given the long monarchic history in the USA

volvoxvsmarla ,

Well over here a bag of flour is exactly 1kg so I can live with that

general_kitten ,

here i have seen 1kg, 2kg and 25 kg bags

cley_faye ,

120 what? Bags of flour?

I would not be surprised if some people somewhere used that as a unit. We’ve seen weirder.

nehl , in pugs are a cruel human creation

And to think that frenchies are the most sold dog breed in the USA… Makes me sad sometimes.

abbadon420 , in summer smash

I think you only uploaded half of all pixels?

tourist , in When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off
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All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!

Zacryon , in Always

I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told there was a cyst in it.

FlyingSquid ,
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“Can’t. It’s radioactive.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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You’re just making me hungrier dude

HiddenLayer5 , in When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

The cannabis is probably by far the least harmful thing in there.

victron ,

As always.

SternburgExport , in Always

I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too

quicksand ,

You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you’ve done, which you can’t remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You’ll know what I mean one day

DarthBueller ,

Ah, good old hangxiety.

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