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MBZzZzZzZz , in Feels good to win boys

Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.

MentalEdge ,
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Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.

Selmafudd , in mmmmfffgh

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

Neon ,

you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama

notenoughbutter ,

still kinda uncomfortable

MiddleWeigh ,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!

T4V0 ,
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Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won’t be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

That’s why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.

Lemmy_at_it ,

Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course

Selmafudd ,

I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama

Schmoo ,

Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.

lowleveldata , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

We don’t need posts that are like, Facebook quality

amio , in cute NE555 chip walking five minutes

Well, it does have rhythm.

tias , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

I upvote signal and downvote noise. Novelty is good whether I agree with it or not, redundancy is bad.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Spot on. Though the website deals with that much more gracefully than the apps

DeathbringerThoctar , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

Get off your high fucking horse. Upvotes are for content you want to see, downvotes are for content you don’t. Can we stop pretending there’s some bullshit morality attached or that they’re for anything other than base popularity?

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Someone didn’t have their Weetabix

Selmafudd ,

This isn’t right either, upvotes are for whatever I want and downvotes are for whatever I want. Ima fucking downvoted myself now after I post this comment

Caboose12000 ,

based

scottywh ,

I wish more people instantly downvoted worthless shit comments like “based”…

Maybe one day.

Username02 ,

I’m downvoting you now because I agree with you

CoderKat ,

And I’m upvoting you because while I completely disagree with your comment, I’m in gratitude of your effort and we will always need new comments.

SomeBoyo ,

I’m upvoting you because I respect your opinion, but disagree, because commenting for the sake of commenting reduces the overall quality of a thread and downvote myself, because by posting this comment I am contributing to the issue.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

You literally just repeated my exact point, but left out “to see”

You want it, upvote it; you don’t, downvotes it. Are we actually just fighting for the sake of fighting? I thought this wasn’t Reddit.

CodeInvasion ,

The honeymoon phase for Lemmy is over. No one cares anymore about someone expressing themselves (I still do–this is based on my observations).

Selmafudd ,

Not arguing, I’m just shit posting

keylogthis ,

What have you contributed?

Twink , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

I upvote is I agree, I downvote if I disagree. I ignore if I don’t care. Shrimple as.

CoolSouthpaw , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

Fine. Here’s my upvote. 😅

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Thank you, but this was actually inspired by a post I saw where someone said something disagreeable to most, but I was just grateful they tried. Especially with how slow yesterday was.

peto , in What more need be said about it?

The amount of people with both the patience to read it and the inability to tell that it is describing a fantasy land with magic and wizards is worrying.

sharkfucker420 , in When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn’t fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I’ve never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone’s dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

CurlyMoustache ,
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I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit

Doxin ,
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My mom about 5 minutes after taking the first morphine pill: “Hmm, I wonder when I’m allowed to take the next one [checks clock]

Shit’s evil.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.

sharkfucker420 ,

I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn’t bother with the steroid)

FlyingSquid , in Chaotic
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They put the surprise in the middle so you wouldn’t notice.

FlyingSquid , in Have never been happier
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You people are all saying this is dark. I say this is a tool and die shop worker feeling aspirational!

victron , in logical

“Hahaha look at those mfs with their gay shit, it’s crazy right? Just watch this, can you believe it? sucking each others dicks. Now take a load of this guy, his massive throbbing dong, ramming that fella, who could even like that, right? Jesus christ, these people kill me.”

gizmonicus ,

If you’ve ever seen comments on gay porn videos, this isn’t too far off. It kills me all the “repent sinner” comments. Hey, buddy, we all know you’re here for the throbbing cocks. It’s a safe space.

Kayel , in What more need be said about it?

I have to be in the minority of sane people who enjoyed this book.

To be fair, I had no context and read the first 10 pages assuming it was satire. The rest of the experience was bizarre. In the first chapter the main character ignores the advice of the train employees and orders the train to run despite the signal being red. It’s touted as taking responsibility when none else would. Utterly insane to me that someone who had been out of the area for decades, making management level decisions, would decide they know better than the worker on the ground who does the job daily. The contempt and arrogance leading to destruction - a great critique of management structure and survivor bias. How is it not satire?

Through the looking glass with a self important free capitalist narcissist, with almost no experience of the world and commerce outside their bubble, self hating tirade against perceived inability. Fascinating stuff

Dagwood222 ,

I read ‘The Fountainhead.’ It was enjoyable the same way a book about talking bears who fly magical ponies would be fun, a fantasy not connected to actual human life.

FlyingSquid , in Consider this my job application, NASA
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That’s just the convertible model.

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