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xX_fnord_Xx ,

I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

Apparently it was a sesame stick.

SharkNate_O ,

Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.

mitch8128 ,
@mitch8128@lemmy.ml avatar

Anything from house moving castle

xX_fnord_Xx ,

*Howls Moving Castle

my_blackest_day ,

The rat’s food

AFLYINTOASTER ,

110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.

orphiebaby , (edited )
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.

♪ Young man! There are leaves all around

I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground

I say: young man! Won’t it make a cool sound

When you

Stuff

It

In

Your

Leaf hole ♪

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.

broguy89 ,

I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

FiskFisk33 ,

always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker

jfinsmith ,

How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Because you were the first, fam.

PlantDadManGuy ,

Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.

robbankz ,

Mines is Solid Snake’s rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1

Fireplant ,

the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts

Spudwart ,

Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.

I gotta know

trash ,
@trash@lemm.ee avatar

Hey all you people

pikachus_ghost_uncle ,

Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.

MxM111 ,

I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.

EmoDuck ,

Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.

Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂

PraiseTheSoup ,

The same place they got a squirrel. Texas.

gears ,

It’s made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties

usualsuspect191 ,

Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie

Blahaj_Blast ,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You’re goddamn right

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Studio Ghibli is actually a creator that uses animation to deliver their content.

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

pornhubfan ,

You need to try better ass.

linucs ,

Amen

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

You need to try better pussy.

I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.

FarmTaco ,

Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it’s clean, it’s not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it

eochaid , (edited )
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.

Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it’s going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.

Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that’s generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.

The ass’ only job is to jettison waste from your body. It’s literally just a shute for poop. It doesn’t clean itself because it doesn’t need to. It’s gross because that’s its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication…

But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.

snarf ,
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    eochaid ,
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    I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.

    But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.

    FarmTaco ,

    I would like to see the veracity of this “guarantee”

    vzq ,

    safe

    Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Lol first honest answer of the bunch.

    howsetheraven ,

    Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.

    elscallr ,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Is it free range?

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.

    b00m ,
    @b00m@kbin.social avatar

    If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun

    eestileib ,

    You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

    TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

    I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

    I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

    But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

    The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

    Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.

    ashenblood ,

    This has been a highly informative discussion about eating ass, and I want to thank you for your contribution.

    May I suggest that the depravity of eating a stranger’s ass is a large part of what makes it such a widespread meme? A significant portion of the internet relates heavily to being a degenerate coomer, and thus memes which emphasize this aspect tend to be well-received.

    As my late grandfather always said, “Eat ass till you pass”

    FlexibleToast ,

    Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.

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