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thorbot , in heh

I will require further pictures of the g cup wearer to verify the veracity of this story

random_character_a , in cute NE555 chip walking five minutes
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Last time I used one I made a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver that was reactive to light for my son.

betterdeadthanreddit , in Consider this my job application, NASA

That’s not the only thing they missed:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fc6af7da-f680-453c-8a43-a335260d6915.png

NotSpez ,

Cheecky little bugger, wasn’t he?

Moc OP ,

Does this mean Zero Dark Thirty was a psyop?

betterdeadthanreddit , (edited )

Maybe if you’re talking about the sequel Zero Dark Thirty-One where they’re going after Osaddama bin Husseiden.

SauceBossSmokin , in Consider this my job application, NASA

Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.

mitch8128 , in No brainer
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Anything from house moving castle

xX_fnord_Xx ,

*Howls Moving Castle

FordBeeblebrox , in Always

Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

DolphinitelyJoe , in Chaotic

My grandmother used to live in Surprise. I’ve been to that zoo.

quicksand ,

Clearly OP hasn’t spent much time in Arizona. This could be our state motto 🤣

synae ,
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How’s the prison?

KnightontheSun ,

It’s a zoo!

my_blackest_day , in No brainer

The rat’s food

expatriado , in Consider this my job application, NASA

cabriolet module

the_itsb , in Always

Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?

ickplant OP ,
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Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.

expatriado , in cute NE555 chip walking five minutes

lol the 555 timer, used in analog circuits to keep the rhythm, among other uses

Potato_in_my_anus , in Always

I like to carry my potato in other places…

name_NULL111653 ,

Username checks out…

ickplant OP ,
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Is it still wrapped in foil though?

Potato_in_my_anus ,

I’ve tried but it scratches a little bit…

HandsomePotatoe ,
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Bonjour

SmackemWittadic , (edited )
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Were you on reddit? Because I remember seeing your username on Reddit

Potato_in_my_anus ,

No, not the same. I’ve been on Reddit for like 17 years with different usernames and I must confess that I did take the username from the Reddit one.

AFLYINTOASTER , in No brainer

110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

EdibleFriend , in Chaotic
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I hope the surprise is puppies.

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