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ZILtoid1991 , in Everything has its ownl tool
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The red one: Your former master, and your own son's hand.

Imgonnatrythis , in Everything has its ownl tool

Don’t leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.

TheControlled , in Carlos Goebbels

I knew a Rommel from Mexico. Cool guy. He explained that Rommel was evil, just a General at war. He attempted an assassination plot that failed and he had to choose if he wanted his family to die, or if he should only die. Guess what he chose…

RaivoKulli ,

RIP family but you can always make a new one eh

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

If you meant “wasn’t” like the rest of your comment implies, incorrect. Rommel is someone Wehrmacht apologists (or people with his last name) like to make excuses for, but he was a bad, bad dude, if nothing else for being a huge Hitler fanboy well into the Holocaust, of which he was very aware. Hell, supporting the annexation of Austria, Czechoslovakia, and the invasion of Poland by themselves makes you a piece of shit fascist.

He also didn’t try to assassinate Hitler, or at least we have no proof for and much against.

If you want some light reading…

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rommel_myth

Wikipedia tries to stay unbiased on the topic but the simple reality is the only way a Wehrmacht officer didn’t participate in genocide was by being dead in 1938, and if you think a field marshal could have clean hands I have a bridge to sell you.

The Rommel myth has better basis that most but it’s still a legacy of Cold War realpolitik as the Allies scrambled to politically justify leaving the monstrous establishments of Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan relatively intact to use against the Comintern.

They wanted idiots to say “Well, look at Rommel, the Wehrmacht officer class wasn’t ALL bad, we can’t execute them all!”

And the plan worked, and to this day Rommel is still remembered as “One of the good Nazis.”

TheControlled ,

Fuck me! I’ve been bamboozled and my old buddy from Mexico is named after a real son of a bitch. Thanks for educating me!

covert_czar , in Here we go again
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Already on firefox on pc and mobile

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Awesome!

JTode , in true story

Once I was in my teens and handing my money over to the tobacco industry because that made me very badass, I had a lighter, and what you would do is, first, you hold the flame up to the point where the spoon meets the stem and then yank the stem off so you get a long skinny bit of plastic off it. Then you’d snap off the “M” at the top, hold your lighter up to it until just starts to melt, and then stick it onto the upside-down spoon thing.

Toy mouse!

Stoneykins , in Corpse:water ratio

Corpse:water sounds like it would be a calorie free carbonated vodka drink that my sister “likes”.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,
funkless_eck ,

i love LD. I dont care if I’m a victim of branding. it’s made me drink more water and use less plastic doing so.

Magnetar ,

But more aluminium, which is recyclable but energy intensive. Also fun fact, decaying aluminium cans act as a toxin for trees. I’m sorry, don’t mean to be a downer.

scottywh ,

Plant more cannabis and it will remove the aluminum toxins from the soil thus protecting the trees.

witten ,

Also… and here’s the fun part… aluminum cans are lined with plastic.

creditCrazy ,
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I don’t drink liquid death because it’s environmentally friendly I just fucking hate trees no reason

Magnetar ,

But have you considered, trees are cool

FlyingSquid , in Corpse:water ratio
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If there are bodies in the water, I take them out of the water. Then I let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the…

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

nailbar ,

I can hear this in a Parrot’s voice

Sukisuki ,

This is good shit

Greedless5230 , in Everything has its ownl tool

No poopknife?

Diprount_Tomato ,
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No, because it’s poop scissors

Buddahriffic ,

Poop hand blender.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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The poop bender

scottywh ,

Take yourself back to reddit with that talk you Godless heathen.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Corpse:water ratio

I’m more worried about sharks than bodies. A body can’t turn me into another body, at least not as quickly as a shark can.

Sotuanduso ,

You haven’t been watching enough horror movies.

Lammy , in Corpse:water ratio

Some people even move through other fluids like air, even though there are many more corpses in it

Agent641 , (edited )

This is why I only move through solids such as earth.

Lammy ,

Based

FlowerDeepSeaFish ,

How much corpse:earth ratio do you need to be it acceptable?

Agent641 ,

1:1

creditCrazy ,
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Here’s the best question how many corpses does it take before people want to leave the planet Side note: this feels like a shower thought from a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy character

FlyingSquid , in Everything has its ownl tool
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Darksaber: Whatever you want, baby.

Spendrill , in r u?

Even better for me. As a Londoner that question reads, “Are you a snitch?”

theodewere ,
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ohhhh, so THAT's what that means.. man i've heard that 1000 times in gangsta films..

STRIKINGdebate2 , in Everything has its ownl tool
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Where’s the circumcision knife?

Yuki ,

At the doc

Rouxibeau ,

In the rabbi’s mouth.

michael , in NOW YOU KNOW
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It’s just a fucking ad, shame on you for posting this BS.

Spliffman1 OP ,
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Spliffman1 OP ,
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Aaaand another person that hasn’t learned yet to just enjoy life and laugh a little… Offended by a shit post smh

michael ,
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It’s not a shit post though, it’s not even funny. You might be getting paid off by kfc to shove ads in our face. SHAME!

Spliffman1 OP ,
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Fuck me, what an ass 😂😂😂

michael ,
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Just delete this ad then, except you won’t. -.-

Spliffman1 OP ,
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It’s not an ad… It’s a sign here in Bermuda on the sidewalk outside the local KFC and it’s the only one here on the island,. Kinda cute how they worded it. And I can assure you KFC is not interested in paying me or in this community. Take a chill pill bro

Spliffman1 OP ,
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You are really taking this too seriously chill out 😅

michael ,
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Stop spreading ads around the fediverse please.

DefinitelyNotBirds ,
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Hi, i invite you to go back to Reddit. Thank you for your cooperation

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  • michael ,
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    It’s clearly an ad, try opening your eyes.

    ArchmageAzor , in Corpse:water ratio
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    You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

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