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xusontha , in built different

They’re not like the other girls

Iheardyoubutsowhat , in built different

I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

Spudwart , in I miss 2011 memes

For every Renaissance there is a Dark Age.

RubiksIsocahedron , in built different

Every narcissist thinks they’re different. They only makes themselves more similar to each other than normal people would be.

GreenMario , in Thats why i never go outside

The PathOwOgen is airborne…

Gork , (edited ) in Thats why i never go outside

Fellas, is it gay to optically stimulate my prism?

Edit: a word

irdc ,

I misread this as stimulate and thought to myself that doing so would be highly appropriate for documented virgin Isaac Newton.

Gork ,

lol I meant stimulate. Fixed.

radix , in Esoteric runes
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Not sure how to feel about the fact that I recognize almost all of these. At least my childhood dream of understanding (some significant subset of) pop culture is fulfilled.

dingleberry , in Melons right.

I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

sundrei , in Thats why i never go outside
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Imma head out.

HummingBee , in Thats why i never go outside

The gayt outdoors

PipedLinkBot , in See? He's doing his part

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diaphanous OP ,

Thanks, edited 👍

Vespair , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I will never understand why people economically disadvantage themselves by spending so much money on a freaking dog. Imagine not progressing in life because you had to spend $2000+/yr on dog grooming… Fucking insanity, I swear.

MacDangus ,

Progressing to where? Wherever you are in life? Hard pass.

bauhaus , in Esoteric runes
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feels like something you’d see in r/hailhortler

bauhaus , in See? He's doing his part
@bauhaus@lemmy.ml avatar

“…and while riding my bike, my 4-car and 1 helicopter security escort and 10 press vans followed me."

Stoneykins , in Corpse:water ratio

Corpse:water sounds like it would be a calorie free carbonated vodka drink that my sister “likes”.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,

Not that far from Liquid Death https://liquiddeath.com/cdn/shop/products/LiquidDeath_WebsitePDP_MountainWater_GREY_MainImage.webp?v=1681315872&width=1200

funkless_eck ,

i love LD. I dont care if I’m a victim of branding. it’s made me drink more water and use less plastic doing so.

Magnetar ,

But more aluminium, which is recyclable but energy intensive. Also fun fact, decaying aluminium cans act as a toxin for trees. I’m sorry, don’t mean to be a downer.

scottywh ,

Plant more cannabis and it will remove the aluminum toxins from the soil thus protecting the trees.

witten ,

Also… and here’s the fun part… aluminum cans are lined with plastic.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t drink liquid death because it’s environmentally friendly I just fucking hate trees no reason

Magnetar ,

But have you considered, trees are cool

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